Just when you think it's deader than dead, the Bomb Squad arises from the grave to wreak havoc on the house once again. The alliance of eight is down to six in it's newly resurrected form. Christine, the current HOH, has been welcomed back into the squad to perform various nefarious deeds.
Last night the guys decided that Nicole was their next target. Actually, she is their fourth target this week. Two of the first three were members of the Bomb Squad, Frankie and Christine. But let's just forget about all that nonsense and work together for a new, and better, final six. And while we're at it, let's blame Nicole for the first two targets!
Christine lounges in her bird nest bed while holding court. Earlier in the evening she had informed Victoria that she would be the replacement nom, and Donny was the target. This was the plan for target number three. Donny was considered the biggest threat in all the land right up until Christine, Frankie, and Caleb returned from their football field trip.
It turns out that Frankie was a little cranky during the football luxury. He didn't like all the rules production had for a visit to the outside world. He demanded coffee and all kinds of things a diva needs when traveling incognito to a VIP venue. He complained all day about how much he hated everyone in the house. He was so glad to get away from them! Kiss-kiss! Love you!!!
And he seems extra cranky that Caleb got shout outs from the crowd and he didn't! Frankie is the famous mogul-o-maniac! He is the one with a superstar sister! Enough with the BeastMode Cowboy fans, where are his legions of followers?
Caleb and Frankie were supposed to work on Christine about noms while they were off having fun. Feeling her out about Nichole and Victoria as replacement noms. Gently guiding her to one of the girls to ensure that none of the guys go up. But they returned from the trip with the news that they were not allowed to talk game at all. This sounds mighty suspicious, but even Caleb says it's true, so the guys are believing it for now.
Frankie is tired, and just wants to nap in the HOH room. The one he claimed after he won the BOB all by himself. But the no game talk rule today means that Frankie can't just go right to sleep now that he's back in the BB house. He has work to do. This makes him a wee bit more grumpy.
Franky puts his cranky pants on and corners Nicole in the hive room. He still has his tits in an uproar after hearing that Nicole repeated something he said about Victoria. Something that he denies ever saying. Something that he considers vile, and horrible, and vicious, even though he actually did say it.
He told Christine that he would have Victoria in his pocket after he reels her in with his sister. Christine told Nicole, and Nicole told Victoria. Caleb heard her and told Frankie. And Frankie has spun this into a plot to get Nicole out of the house on the grounds of being pure evil.
Nicole does not want to be alone in a room with Frankie. Frankie expects to shame her, blame her, and then make nice and get her on his side. But Nicole is not having this. She gets out of that room as fast as she can. Frankie is taken by surprise by her quick escape. That talk sure didn't go according to plan. While we are all rooting for Nicole after she stands up to Frankie, we are certain sure that this has sealed her fate as the replacement nom.
Derrick has been working his crew to set the plan in motion to get Nicole nommed. Frankie is now fully committed to this plan. Hours ago he announced that he should stay out of it, and let Caleb and Zach do all the work. But, after his brainwashing session with Nicole went kablooey, he races upstairs to set Christine up for the unveiling of the new target.
An hour later the mission to evict Nicole is official. All systems go. The Bomb Squad is reborn! Let's not talk about how they cannibalized their own by evicting Devon and Amber. Don't focus on the fact that they have all targeted each other numerous times in the last few weeks, not to mention the past 72 hours. We won't dwell on how many times the squad, and it's many sub-alliances, have been outed to the entire house.
The zombie remnants of the Bomb Squad breathes in the pink light of forgetfulness. When their minds wander, and they have bad thoughts about Frankie having already won America's Favorite Player, they focus on their happy place. They release all negative energy about those damn schools in Africa.
They avert their eyes when Christine goes to sleep in the rock room, leaving Frankie to sleep in the HOH in solitary luxury. They all drift of to bed, to dream the dreams of the living dead. They are the now officially the Best-Worst-Alliance in Big Brother history!
Have a Dorky Day!
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