I Need Me Some BB Drama!

What week are we in? I think it's week five, but don't quote me on that. My mind is a vast, empty BB wilderness. Tumbleweeds are rolling by. Days run together, and time is standing still. This season is fading away into oblivion, and it might just take me with it.

WHY ARE THEY ALL LAYING AROUND WITHOUT A BB CARE IN THE WORLD?

This whole insane plan to nom Jordan and backdoor Bruno is so unnecessary.  And ridiculous.  And it seems to be working. There are whiffs of suspicion here and there, but I think they may really pull this off.

Even if Bruno or Bobby figure things out, I kinda feel like they'll just say "Oh well." and lay back down.

And if Zach and Jordan are successful, they will get even more cocky than they are right now. I predict that Jordan will turn to the closest cam and say "Put that in the wikipedia!" and give us a little wink.

Maybe things will liven up after the noms. Or maybe after the POV comp. Or will we have to wait till after the POV ceremony for a little excitement?

I need me some BB excitement bad. I want accusations to fly. I crave lies upon lies. I wanna have to switch cams at the speed of light to follow the raging fight that can change the game!

Can somebody please blow somebody's game up and leave the other hgs reeling?

Is this too much to ask? Is it even possible?

Right now, the evicted hgs in sequester are conducting their own Chop Shop alliance debriefing. One of them will return to the house chock full of Chop Shop Counter Intelligence.  Will they be able to use it to their full advantage? I can't really imagine how.

Everyone in sequester is in there because they blew up their own game. Couldn't keep their mouth shut. They each hollered from the BB roof top exactly who their targets were. Well, Risha didn't have a chance to holler, but she did whisper a few things as she went out the door.

Who will believe anything they have to say? And who can they even say it to? Zach and Jordan have pretty much every body sewn up tight. Sewn up tight with cute little buttons and bows.  Right now Zach is planning to tell Bruno and Bobby to throw the POV comp. And the crazy thing is, they might just listen to him.

The thing about BB is that I love good game playing, but I want all the other stuff too. The drama, the fights, the sneaky snake in the grass stuff. I like Zach and Jordan, and they are playing a pretty damn fine game. I wouldn't really even mind if Bobby or Bruno went out

Zach and Jordan just make me cranky.  And after they draw this line in the BB sand they will only start to play harder!  But, seriously, how hard do you have to play against people who lay around all day and night without a BB care in the world?

                                                         Have A Dorky Day

No Feeds For You!

Am I really watching people napping?  The feeds will go down for three days sometime this afternoon. As I write this two cams are still up. We have a lovely view of the bedroom. The house guests are napping. And,surprise!  The audio is working, so we can hear all the heavy sleep breathing.

I'm keeping one eye on the nap cam. Just in case we have some action. Hoping against hope that BB will slip up and let us see some super secret BB shenanigans before the feeds go down. I just know that if I turn off the feeds right now I will miss the first real excitement of this season. 

And then,they wake up! Arisa tells them to get to the living room. They sit and wait as Kevin comes out of the vault and stands on his mark. Arisa announces "Tonight is an Instant Eviction" They moan and groan and...and...the feeds go down.

What a lovely treat. We saw just enough to make us feel all better about the feeds going down for three whole days.   Who cares if we miss all the fun stuff that follows an instant eviction? We got to see the first two seconds of it. Two whole seconds! 

Aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh! BB can be so frustrating!

The feeds were just beginning to be interesting. Kevin overhearing the girls HOH convo to target guys shook things up a bit. Camera-Gate delivered a wee bit of drama. Bye-Bye Cindy was fun to watch. Kevin as the new HOH gave us hope for a house split. I was finally getting into the feeds!

And now we have a three day blackout! What if Graig tells one more nasty sex story and we miss it? What if Jordan finds someone else to smooch in the most awkward way possible and we don't get to see it? What if Bobby's crush on Ashleigh becomes a full fledged Stalk-Mance while the feeds are down? What if Bruno and Graig manipulate Godfrey into going berzerker and we aren't there to witness this wondrous thing?

We just have to wait until Sunday. Then we get to see three days of instant eviction reaction madness edited down to a two minute segment. Whoop-dee-doo!

I'm just praying that Naeha will still be there on Sunday. I'm hoping she wins the next HOH and kicks some serious BB butt. I hope she gets a huge case of HOH-itis and brings the Chop Shop to it's knees. Seeing Naeha sneer down at them from up on high just might be worth three days without the live feeds.

                                              Have A Dorky Day!