Meanwhile, I missed everything else that was going on. But even when I am paying attention to the hg's, I miss a lot. Like last night with Caleb and that stupid scarf. WTF? Where did he get that and why is he wearing it ? Forget the stairs, that scarf is a game changer.
Usually my chat friends can answer a question like that. There are a few chatters who never miss anything! They guide us through the muckety muck of 4 camera feeds, and lead us to the light. Sometimes it takes the whole room to figure out whats going on. Rewinds, link posts, and google searches by assorted chatters can get to the bottom of most BB mysteries.
When things are really happening fast on the feeds and the action spreads through the house, my chat village implements the 2 or 4 camera plan. We watch different cams and tell each other what's going down. For long time BB chatters, this is just business as usual. But, to me, it's a wonder to behold. And I would be completely lost without their mad feed watching skills.
Last night the mystery of the scarf went unanswered. Caleb mirror checked that scarf all night. He tried a new way of wearing it every 15 minutes. He already looked ridiculous enough in that weird tank top and those stupid shorts. The scarf was the icing on the cake of Caleb's creep factor. Yet nobody in chat had a clue about that scarfs origins.
But the BB village is vast and glorious. BB feeders will rewind till the cows come home to find 10 seconds of footage that answers the question at hand. Screenshots will be captured and released into the wild. BB bloggers will not rest until we know the truth of all things BB.There were other, more important game issues that needed tending to last night. Will Caleb go berzerkers after Amber rejected him? Is Devin going to out the Bomb Squad as he self destructs? Will Nicole and Cody's flirtmance force Hayden to go naked 24/7?
The BB update bloggers cover all that and more. They give up all sense of normal life for 3 months every summer to keep us up to date. They are omnipotent, or is it omniscient? Whatever, they are gods to me. They see all, and more importantly tell all.
I go to sleep fretting about that damn scarf. I wake up to a clip that shows Caleb explaining that the scarf is one of Amber's dresses. WTF? How did we miss that? Wow. That's the cherry on the creepy Caleb cake. Eeeewwwww! Without the BB village, I wouldn't have this seriously weird feeling right now about Caleb, the special icky feeling that will come over me every time he is on camera today.
If BB bloggers all across the land didn't stay up all night, slaving away to get to the bottom of the scarf questions of the season, we would all be lost. I love going to sleep knowing that all will be revealed tomorrow in my fave BB blogs.
You won't find those answers on my blog though. I am a lazy bones BB blogger who is mostly lost the whole summer. I leave the updates and recaps to the professionals.
Have a Dorky Day
Have a Dorky Day