More Punishments Please

I'm really excited about BB16 starting tomorrow night. But I also kind of dread the twisted twists CBS is promising. Twists make me cranky. I love them in BBUK and BBAUS, where I can relax and enjoy the fun.But BBUS twists always seem to mess up the game.

I do like tasks. Make those house guests do crazy things all day long, I'm cool with that. And I love punishments. When you are immersed in the world of live feeds you tend to be more persnickety about the rules as the weeks go by. Dreaming up punishments for the hg's is one of my favorite things to do.

In real life I don't like to mess with peoples karma. Just let it slide. But in BB life, I want a hotline to production so I can inform them of any and all infractions. My chat friends are evil wizards when it comes to punishments. If they worked for BB there would be daily discipline of the most heinous and hilarious sort.

Extra special punishments are reserved for bad habits that drive us bonkers when we are subjected to them 24/7 for 3 months. I am a pacifist in all things except BB. Instead of giving us a vote, BB should give us little buzzers that connect to the house that could unleash punishments willy nilly.  This might mess with the game as much as the twists do, but would be way more entertaining.

                                                                  Have a Dorky Day