Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Hayden Saves The Day!!

We have arrived at that point in the season where the live feeds become a regular snooze fest. Things become predictable. We get cranky and start thinking this is the worst cast ever, the worst season in BB history. We threaten to stop watching. We complain for hours and hours. All of this complaining is done..um..while we continue to watch the boring the feeds.

Three weeks ago the house guests were playing so hard we couldn't catch our breath. Now we are yawning, and all fidgety for some action.  We love great players, but hate it when the game gets locked up and predictable.  Players who talk about big moves, but won't make them, really tick us off. We want big moves, bloody hands, and a house turned upside down!

After Christine smashed our dreams of a Frankie backdoor plan by not using the veto, there is diddley-poop happening on the feeds.

Let's review:

  • Victoria trimmed Hayden's nose and ear hairs. I missed this, and I hope you did too. That's the kind of nonsense that your friends catch you watching and they shake their heads and mumble something about you needing to get a life!
  • Christine peed in the hot tub. Thank gawd I missed this. But, there are plenty of screen caps and clips out there, if I get bored enough.
  • Caleb talked about Amber, his ex-girlfriend, slop, and his beast-mode fantasies of fame and fortune, over and over, while wearing yet another ridiculous costume and those damn bunny slippers. He is beast-mode-boring!
  • Hayden tried to get another kiss from Nicole, which was kind of cute for about 2 minutes, but then it just made me all cranky, because I know BB will waste show time on this non-romance, and I just end up getting all pissed off and grumpy
  • Cody works hard at his task of flirting with Christine, and it makes her laugh that horrid laugh, so I had to keep switching cams to escape from that, and the only other choice for a long while was Caleb talking about slop, and this made me cranky all over again.
  • Victoria ate 15 tiny bowls of slop while stealth whispering to various house guests. So, even if she was talking game, I couldn't hear anything but her slurping  that slop.
  • Frankie slept for most of the day, then woke up and began performing his repertoire of characters that were amusing week one, and now bore us completely. Frankie makes me super cranky.
Hayden provided the only real excitement in the past 24 hours. He changed his underwear by slipping a new pair on under the old ones, and then taking the top pair off. This resulted in a fairly clear shot of his naughty bits.

If you want to peek, go right ahead, go directly to the archives. After you have yourself a good look, stand up straight, have a good stretch, and assure your family and friends that you do, indeed, have a life. Then click on Go Live, and settle in for another day of boring live feeds.
Tuesday 8/5 6:29 p.m. cam 3

                                                                     Have a Dorky Day!


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