When the feeds come back on after the show last night, we discover that the winners of the HOH comp are Nicole and Donny! Woohoo! My chat friends are whooping and hollering! Not because they are Nicole or Donny fans. Not because this may indeed shake up the house with the possibility of a Frankie back-door scenario. They are celebrating because there are Pop-Tarts in the HOH!!!!
Donny loves Pop-Tarts, and so does my fave chat room! We have a Pop-Tart emote, and our very own PoptartKing!! When feeds go down for hours and hours, you can be sure that a Pop-Tart convo will begin. In depth Pop-Tart flavor reviews will be posted and debated. Chatters will share their personal fave eating techniques. Our PoptartKing has a special procedure that involves very carefully separating the two halves, cutting them into quadrants, and manipulating the fruit filling with his tongue. It's an art, and he is an artist when it comes to eating Pop-Tarts.
Donny says that in real life he eats a Pop-Tart for breakfast every morning. Every single morning of his life! His HOH basket is overflowing with Pop-Tarts. They are one of the things Donny has really been missing since he came into the Big Brother house. He never complained, but he's been mighty lonesome for them.
When you look back to the early weeks of this season , it's pretty amazing that Donny is still in the game. He has done pretty well for the oddball old dude with a beard. He made it to week six, and now he is a potential HOH for the week. And he has a basket full of his superfood breakfast of choice.
Over the past five weeks Donny went from being the target, to being a perpetual pawn, and back to being a potential target. He has been showing his game smarts, putting him on the threat lists of several hgs. Then he wins HOH, moving him up a notch on the target list. And I suspect that when the other hgs saw his HOH photos of his beautiful girlfriend, and how different he looks with no beard, they must have had some second thoughts about his good ole' country boy persona.
But those photos are just a decoy! It's the Pop-tarts they should be worried about! Donny is gonna nibble on those sweet breakfast treats all week! If he is the final HOH, he will be in fine form for the Veto comp after he starts his day the Pop-Tart way! If the opportunity arises to back-door Frankie, those delicious breakfast pastries might just give him the courage he needs to get the job done. Pop-Tarts FTW!!!!
Have a Dorky Day !
Wow loved your blog Dorky, Poptart going to one happy personhe made it to your blog. one word....AWESOME
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