Bye Bye Nicole! Hello Frankie show! Now complete with an Ariana soundtrack! Let's all sing along and notice how BB just lets us keep on singing! Let's listen to Frankie name drop a thousand names in ten minutes! Let's kiss Frankie's famous butt!
Frankie and Derrick decide that since neither of them wants to nom anybody, they will ask for volunteers. Dude, that's the way to make a big move! Seriously awesome! Ugh! It's like a hand sanitizer against getting any blood on your hands.
They decide that Derrick should be the final HOH. This means that Frankie will be free for the next HOH comp, which they are certain will be endurance. They will pretend that they have played rock-paper-scissors to make this decision. That's another coat of no-blood hand sanitizer right there.
Donny is the target. Two of the three Team America Alliance members are ready to turn on the third. But they don't want any blood on their hands. No! No! No! Plus, they want to stay in Donny's good graces in case they get a Team America Mission. They will tell Donny that Victoria is the real target. That way they can still work with him to get another $5,000. Then they will vote his ass out. Team America is awesome, dude!!
They hold a meeting up in the HOH. Everyone is invited but Victoria and Donny. Derrick and Frankie explain that this week it's all about volunteers. This alliance is a democracy! I am not sure if this is a meeting of the Zombie Bomb Squad or The Detonators, but whatever their name is they need volunteers! Frankie and Derrick keep saying they will not choose the noms, and everyone else keeps not volunteering. Derrick and Frankie promise that the volunteers will be safe. There is no way a volunteer can go home. Unless somebody lies. Unless they turn on each other. Sounds legit to me.
This brings us to the Skittles. This pitiful excuse for an alliance draws skittles from Derrick's hat to choose the noms. Christine is the loser, and she will be going up on the block next to Donny. She must throw the comp to ensure the other Skittle victims win the BOB comp. More Skittles come out of the hat, and Caleb and Cody are now the nom choices for the other side.
The Skittles are another tool to protect the hands from blood. Someone, somewhere is entering Skittles into the Big Brother 16 Wikipedia page. Live feeders are busy throwing Skittles at their computer screens. Skittles stock may drop significantly due to this sourpuss Skittles party.
There is no Skittles rainbow in that HOH. These Skittles volunteers are all sad and gloomy as the meeting breaks up. No matter how many times Derrick and Frankie explain that everyone is safe with this no fail plan, there are no smiles or high-fives.
There is one ray of sunshine in this scandalous Skittles scenario. If Derrick does end up being the final HOH, this leaves the door open to back door Frankie. And if that happens, a mighty Skittles rainbow will be seen all across the land!
Have a Dorky Day!
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