Don't:
- Eat with your mouth open or talk with your mouth full
- Pick your nose or scratch your nuggets
- Snuggle and cuddle 24/7, ad nauseam, with another hg, especially one that is married.
Do:
- Wash your hands when you go to the bathroom
- Change your sheets, and your underwear
- Listen up when other hgs rag on you for cuddling so much with another (married) hg all the time
- Pay attention when Zingbot rags on you for the same thing!
I have to switch cams every time I see a Cody & Christine cuddle-grope going on. What the hell is Cody doing? Why is he still touching her? Why is he letting her touch him? Why hasn't one of the guys given him a good smack upside the head?
They seemed to restrain themselves a bit right after Zingbot called them out. That lasted about 15 minutes! But then they started up again, with a vengeance! It's like watching an octopus! So many arms and tentacles latching on to random body parts. Stroking, holding, rubbing, tickling, poking, grabbing, pulling! I can't stand it one more minute! Cody! Shut It Down!
He has made it to the final eight. He has strong players in his alliance telling him he spends too much time with Christine. They express their concern about all this cuddling. They tease him and call him out. Zingbot poked him in the chest and zinged him a new one!!! Does he listen? Nope!
Cody keeps telling Derrick that he doesn't trust Christine, she won't leave him alone, and she is driving him crazy. But five minutes later he and Christine are on cam again, all wrapped around each other. They were talking about how they didn't give a damn that everyone says they cuddle too much. Who cares if the other hgs think they spend way too much time together? They say "Fook them, let's cuddle some more right now!"
Fook you Cody! Fook you Christine! Thanks to you I have to switch cams, and suffer through an hour of BeastMode Cowboy talking about his imaginary future as a superstar. Or I end up in the bathtub with Frankie as he tells the live feeders how fabulous he is. Yesterday, I listened to 20 minutes of Donny's crazy bird whistles, because the other cam was up in the HOH with the cuddle monsters!
The only thing worse than watching Cody & Christine cuddling all day would be if this creepy cuddle-mance turned into an even more creepy show-mance. Because then they would be smooching! Oh my gawd!!! Can you imagine that? No! No, don't even think about that! Visions of them smooching, all slobbery, with giant octopus arms all over each other, are making my head hurt!
No! Please don't ever let them be smooching! Let's all just calm the fook down and never think such thoughts again!
Have a Dorky Day!
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