Yesterday was a busy day in BB land. We had the nomination ceremony and the Battle of the Block. We saw some strategic scurrying by certain key players. A new alliance was formed to target Frankie. Lots of game talk through the evening. Overall, a pretty good feeds day, if you don't count the fishies and stupid Jeff Schroeder videos.
And then there's Caleb. Ugh, ugh, and ugh! Caleb seems to be under the impression that every single thing he does in that house is camera worthy. His DR's are epic! His game is awesome! He is the craziest character ever in the history of Big Brother! He may be right about the crazy part.
He and Victoria were nominated by Donny and they won the Battle of the Block. During the comp they had to take a few punishments. They must wear ridiculous Adam & Eve costumes and be tied together for 48 hours. They are also on slop for two weeks.
During the evening Caleb is increasingly insulting and rude to Victoria. He makes sniping remarks about her, the comp, and the punishments. He doesn't seem to realize that she has the punishments too. After they are tied together he just announces what he wants to do, and where he wants to go, and drags her with him.
Usually when hgs are tied together, there is a discussion of how things will work, and what each persons special needs might be. Even if they loathe each other they work out a plan of action for the duration of the punishment. They are in it together, so they make the most of it, and try to make it work.
Nope, not happening here. This punishment is all about Caleb and he is gonna run it his way. He actually tells Victoria that BB will be asking her what it feels like to be tied to Beast-mode Cowboy. It will be her little moment to shine, when she gets to talk about him!
And Caleb has an extra special punishment all to his beast-mode self! He must shave his head!! Well, actually Victoria gets to shave it for him. So Caleb came up with a plan to highlight his acting skills, for all the industry bigwigs that he imagines are lining up to make him rich and famous. Caleb and Victoria took the punishments to help them win the comp, but Caleb announces that he is not gonna shave his head. No way, no how, is he gonna be bald while on national television.
He tells Zach that he has a discriminatory tattoo on his head, a tattoo design that is against..um..certain people. He plans to tell BB that he can't shave his head, but he will trade for a different punishment. That should be okay right? He runs his hands through his hair and says you never know, I just might have tattoos up in my grill. (??)
He repeats various versions of this several times in the next couple hours as they all wait for the punishments to be enforced by BB. The costumes and tether reveal comes first. Then comes the head shaving. We await the unveiling of the offending tattoo. HA! No tattoo! Just a big dodo-head.
Later, while sitting in the living room, Caleb reveals that he was just showing off his acting skills by telling everyone he had that racist tattoo. He is actually proud that he made the guys in the house believe it. The bigwigs watching BB now have proof of his mad acting talent, and will be getting all kinds of acting deals ready for him after he wins Big Brother.
Who does that? Who pretends they have an offensive tattoo as an audition for acting jobs? Who dreams up this crazy idea on a show with the nightmare of last season looming over it's shoulder? Beast-mode Dodo-head, that's who!!!
Remember the good old days when all Caleb convos led to Amber? Amber kept him focused, kept that dodo-head busy with picknanas and romance. Now it's a creepy, crazy, Caleb free-for-all!!! Come back Amber, and save us from Self-Mance: The Horror Show!
Have a Dorky Day!
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