Wow! The Bomb Squad caught Donny talking game! They are so smart! Nothing gets past them. They also caught him looking at the HOH spy screen when he was up in the HOH with them! He actually looked at the screen! How dare him!! Plus, they figured out that Zach and Donny have had an alliance from day one! I didn't know that! Did you know that?
Cody knew that! He told them all a long time ago:
Cody: Remember when I said Donny was dangerous?
Bomb Squad: Um..yeah..well..no...
Cody: Yeah, I said it! I remember! I think I said it! Did I say it?
Bomb Squad: Well..um..maybe..yeah, you probably did say that!
Cody: Maybe I thought I said it, but really only thought it.
Bomb Squad: Well, you definitely thought it dude!
Cody: And I said the same thing about Zach! I know for sure I thought it.
Bomb Squad: I think we saw you thinking one day!
Cody: And then I thought, those two are working together!
Bomb Squad: Yeah, you do think out loud sometimes, dude.
Cody: I knew it!
So, Cody is a BB genius! And so is Caleb! Caleb went into CreepMode yesterday and did his sneaky slithering thing up on the balcony outside HOH. And he heard Zach and Donny say things. Very important things! He heard Donny say that everyone was shunning him! He also heard Zach tell him that there never was an orange Skittle for Donny in the drawing for noms! That proves everything! They are in an alliance!
A very powerful super-alliance that consists of one hg sure to be evicted tomorrow, and another hg who has absolutely no one to work with in this game. They immediately go to code red alert! They jump up and down and start fighting over who gets to call Donny out!
Cody really wants to do it. He wants to call him out right NOW! Or maybe tomorrow? That might be better. Or after the HOH? What do you think? Or better yet after the POV. Yes, that's it. After the POV, Cody is pretty sure he will most likely be calling Donny out!
While Cody is looking for his day planner to pencil in the calling out, Derrick is fuming and sputtering about his own calling out plans. Donny told Christine that if he wins the HOH he will choose noms from a bag of M&M's. Derrick swears, on his daughters life, that he will smack that bag of M&M's out of Donny's hand if he dares to do that! How insulting to use M&M's for noms! Donny is a mad man! Doesn't he know that Skittles are the only BB approved nom candies?
Meanwhile, Victoria is jealous of all the time Derrick has been spending with Christine. And Cody is jealous of this too! And there was one whole hour yesterday when Cody had to play with his hair himself, because Christine and Victoria were busy spending time together. Dude, that's just wrong!
Frankie wants everyone to make Zach tell them his Donny secrets. Make him spill his Donny beans. But first, he wants to go cook another fish. He leaves the bean spilling details to his trusty alliance.
The Bomb Squad. The absolute Best-Worst-Alliance in Big Brother history.
Have A Dorky Day!
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