Has there ever been such a seriously twisted plot to evict a house guest in the history of BB? I can't recall any plan that involves so many people, and such a wealth of disinformation. I could be wrong. It's week five, and this crazy cast is slowly turning my BB brain to BB mush, but I think this is a first.
There are about 15 alliances, plus Team America, all in on the plan to turn Caleb against Amber. All of this effort just so that Amber can be voted out with his blessings. If you were locked in a house with Caleb, would you want to try messing with his mind? Would you dare to encourage Zach to let loose during a ceremony being taped for the show? Not me! No sir, no way, no, no, no!
Who needs Pandora's Box when you have Caleb and Zach in the BB house? It's crazy good fun and scary as hell at the same time. It's delightful to see how easy it is to get Caleb change his mind about almost everything. But it's scary too. Caleb acts so creepy that I want to hide behind my couch and just peek out now and then.
A few days ago we got a rare glimpse into Caleb's sordid childhood. After the stinky Deep Fish Pizza delivery for the have nots, Caleb grabs a stinky fish and bites it's head off. Just for fun! A bit later, in the living room with the guys, Cody says he nearly got sick when he saw Caleb do that. All those fish intestines and stuff coming out of the fish made him really queasy. Me too!!!
Caleb hears the words nauseous and intestines, and decides it's the perfect time to retell his squirrel killing story. The story begins with quite a few gory details of how he killed it, and ends with his grandfather making him put the squirrel's intestines in his mouth, and then pull them out like a piece of spaghetti. Cody and Zach try to hide under the pillows during all this talk of intestines. This is the same story that turned Amber completely off when Caleb told it told it the first week of this season. Caleb smiles that creepy country boy smile of his and says "That's just what ya do the first time ya kill a squirrel."
Then he tells the story of his first deer kill. This time he is hunting with his father, who forces him to lick the bloody heart of the deer, and then lay down inside the carcass! Just normal hunting behavior on your first kill. I was crouching behind the couch with my hands over my ears trying not to hear this morbid tale. Poor Derrick, Zach, and Cody had no place to hide.
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Yesterday, after the ceremony, after talking to Amber and getting some clues that his alliance may be lying to him, Caleb stands at the sliding glass doors looking out at the yard. Even without mood music it was downright scary. Visions of bloody hearts and intestines danced in my head. I threw some pillows and a few snacks behind my couch, just in case.
But the feeds just got boring after that. Caleb demanded one-on-one's with everybody to get to the truth. Everybody told him the truth (lies!) that they had all agreed on. Caleb campaigned for Amber to stay, counting out the imaginary votes on his fingers. Amber was just busy being Amber. She was a bit more feisty than her usual self . But mostly she just trailed away in every convo, blaming Zach for everything. Everyone fed her lie after lie, and she ended up counting imaginary votes with Caleb. And Zach was napping through it all.
During the evening Amber began dropping hints about her past. She sort of, kind of, maybe, possibly, more than likely, has things in her past that would get her some sympathy and help her win the game. But she is not gonna play that way, for reasons that she can't say, about things she won't even talk about, and by the way, please forget she even brought it up. Aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh!
Earlier in the season, when Amber was talking a lot about her world travels, she would mention Australia, and how she had to come back from Australia, for....umm.... reasons. She would never elaborate. Several people tried to get her to tell them what she meant, but she would just change the subject. But in every convo about Australia, she would mention that she had to return to the states...because....ummm....oh never mind...just reasons.
Usually during BB I want to hear more about what makes people tick. Like the black bird that carried Victoria away as a child. Tell me more, tell me more! But with Amber and Caleb I am afraid! I would rather hear the details of Zach's hyperactive childhood than delve any deeper into Caleb's mind. And I don't wanna hear a sob story from Amber. Please no! Make it stop!
I want Zach to stay awake at all times so that Amber and Caleb have no chance of revealing their true identities. I want Caleb to swear off hunting, and hunting stories, forever. And please, can Amber speak in full sentences and actually say something? But not about..you know, Australia and....um..reasons.
Have a Dorky Day!
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