Zach: Set The Monkeys Loose!

So Derrick gives the HOH to Frankie. Ugh! Derrick says "It's poetic, you being HOH right now."  No, it's not poetic, it's pathetic. A sympathy throw in an HOH comp is ridiculous. But it does mean that Derrick's hands will remain free of blood for one more week. Maybe he was thinking about more than poetry when he threw it to Frankie. Is he that good? Hmm.

Let's not worry about that right now. What's done is done. Let's focus on Zach. This might be difficult, because he is moving at super speed through the house, leaving a trail of paranoia that makes for crazy good feeds. He changes his nom choices at least once a minute.  He changes them even during one sentence!  It's a wonder to behold.  

I love a house guest that can cause such mayhem.  But with Zach, you have to wonder, because it seems like mayhem for mayhem's sake.  Could there be a single, strategic purpose to his madness?   Has he completely forgotten he may not be safe this week?  Does he truly not realize that he is fast becoming every one's next target?  

Who cares?!!  It's freakishly good fun!  Let the paranoia run wild!  In between announcing his latest nomination combinations, Zach poses in front of a mirror now and then to admire himself in the HOH bathrobe.  He gets an anti nail biting manicure from Frankie.  He tilts his new hat at a rakish angle and does a happy dance. Then it's back to work he goes.

If he remains the HOH we should have one week of fabulous feeds.  Can the hgs survive a week of Zach hoh-itis?  Can we?  Can BB?  I am giddy with the possibilities. Zach reminds me of The Kids In The Hall skit with the wild monkeys. This guy has a room full of wild monkeys, and he holds the town hostage by threatening to set the monkeys loose. Set the monkeys loose Zach!! Let them run free!

                                                          Have a Dorky Day!