Week two, our second eviction, and I am already worn out from all the crazy antics of our season 16 house guests. These newbies have delivered entertainment above and beyond our wildest expectations. It's exhausting. Exciting, but exhausting.
Half of the house stays up all night, every night! I love me some late night feeds, but I need to sleep sometime! I am fully prepared to pull an all nighter on Thursday nights. I just can't do it every night. I am a sad specimen of a BB fan. Pitiful.
I have a sneaking suspicion that we are the real social experiment, not the CBS show or feeds. We, the live feeders, are the subject of extensive investigation. Someone, somewhere is monitoring our activities. A secret CIA laboratory documents our reactions to the twisted scenarios Big Brother subjects us to. They have files on all of us!
One aspect of these social experiments is sleep deprivation. The longer I go without sleep, the more I believe this theory to be true. You see? The government is messing with my mind! If things keep happening at this pace, I am fairly certain you will be reading my Big Brother Conspiracy Theory Manifesto by week seven.
This season it may be a close race to see who burns out first, me or the house guests. They are playing fast and furious and might just fizzle out soon. Me too! I better nap when the feeds go down today. It will be crazy good fun after the HOH comp. Crazy, kooky, happy-shiny-newbie all night long fun. Yes, I better nap now. But first, I have to sweep my house for listening devices.
Have a Dorky Day!
PS: In other news, Zach confessed to opening the box of condoms and throwing one condom in the trash, just because.
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