StalkMance: The End Of Days

Yesterday was a mostly mostly boring feed day. Derrick was planting seeds to maybe keep Caleb next week, that was kind of interesting. Frankie used every chance he could to suggest Zach as a target very soon. Victoria wandered from room to room searching for Derrick, while Nicole embraced paranoia yet again. 

And Caleb told everyone over and over how they need to keep Amber cuz she ain't done nuthin' wrong. During a convo with Zach, sitting by the hammock as he wiggles those stupid bunny slippers, Caleb actually admits to being a douche bag. Well, what he really says is that he feels like one. But I prefer to twist it for my own sanity, and for the good of all mankind, into him actually having a clue as to how badly he has been misbehaving.

7/29 6:30 p.m. cam 3 

Nothing much happens for most of the night. Then, in the wee hours, up in the HOH, Derrick, Zach, Cody and Frankie debate whether they should tell Caleb that Amber said Caleb was her target.  Apparently she has really said this, or sort of said this, or they are gonna pretend she said this. I may have missed her saying this, because on boring feed days I tend to zone out and miss the one sentence in 1,000 that might mean something in the game.

Anyway, Caleb walks into the HOH, wearing that stupid onesie again. Where did he get that and why is he wearing it?  Who cares about telling Caleb he is Amber's target, why don't they tell him he looks ridiculous in that onesie?  And those bunny slippers!!!  Someone needs to sit that boy down and say "Caleb, frankly, at the end of the day, you are wearing bunny slippers.  It's ruining your game dude!!"

But these guys are focused on the Amber issue, so they tell Caleb that Amber is targeting him because he is ruining her game.  He goes all creepy Caleb quiet, and gets up to leave the room. They try to stop him, but you can't control a Beast-mode Onesie Bunny!! He goes downstairs in search of Amber.  

Cody and Frankie both run downstairs, trying to get him back up to the HOH, but he won't even talk to them. Derrick finally gets his attention in the living room. Caleb is silently fuming as Derrick tries to talk him down from whatever berzerker plan Caleb's pea brain is formulating.  Caleb agrees to go up to the HOH, but first, he takes off those damn bunny slippers and throws them across the living room!!!

7/30 2:19 a.m. cam 3

Those bunnies belong to Amber and he ain't gonna wear them no more! He might boil them up later though. He will top them with some sliced banana and serve them up to Amber for her last meal. Because, at the end of the day, StalkMance:The Mini Series is finally over. Thus begins StalkMance: The End Of Days.

                                                                  Have A Dorky Day!