Brittany: Let The Camplaining Begin!

Brittany is finally on the block. And it doesn't take her too long to start camplaining. That unique blend of campaigning and complaining that Brittany has honed to perfection.  She has pretty much been doing this since day one.  She did it even when she was safe.

Now that her BB life is on the line, it can only get worse. Yesterday she began her camplaining with a visit to the HOH. Cody has no vote, yet she spent a good long while up there.

Her first list of complaints go something like this:

• She is not a follower
• She will not kiss ass
• She is the most honest player there
• She is not going to let anyone run her game, she will always make her own decisions, regardless

Well, gee golly Cody, she sounds like one great teammate to me! She won't follow any one's plan, she won't make nice to get further in the game, or to stay safe, she won't lie to save your ass, and no matter what anyone working with her might think is best, she will do whatever she wants. What a great team player!!

Just in case Cody misses the not so subtle insults implicit in the above list, (everybody but her is a lying, ass kissing sheep) she adds one more point  to nail it down.

• She is surrounded by idiots

I wish she would stop there. That list should be entered into Wikipedia under How Not To Play BB.  But Brittany has many more complaints to share as she continues her Powerpoint presentation to a player who HAS NO VOTE!!!

The second part of her camplaining strategy is clearly designed to gain sympathy.

• She has 3 kids.
• She sacrificed  so much to be there
• Her ex may be plotting to get full custody of her kids while she is in the house
• She may not even have a house, or a car when she gets out
• There are other players in the house who clearly don't deserve to be here, in fact, really, when you look at it, only she and Jocasta, and maybe Derrick because he has kids, deserve to be there
• Everything was against her from the very beginning because certain people started playing the game so early, and made moves, and formed alliances, and didn't include her

This crazy list has been repeated over and over since the beginning of the season. It has gained her nothing. Each week she says the same thing and still nobody wants to work with her.  Shouldn't that be a clue? Wouldn't you think, by week four, on the block, that she would realize her game plan is not working?  And what kind of person leaves their children in danger of being spirited away by someone? She thinks this list will convince people she should stay in the game, when they all must be thinking "Why is she here when her children might be having their whole world  turn upside down?"

What makes it worse is that she really is very smart about what is going on in the house. She is pretty savvy about things up to a certain point. The point where she opens her mouth. I fear she will not close it this week. She will camplain herself right out the door.

                                                     Have a Dorky Day!