What a bunch of wacko-doodles! This is the cast that just keeps on giving. I can't even begin to describe all the mischief they got up to last night. BB made it all possible by announcing that booze would be delivered unto the house! Thank Gawd!
Brittany and Zach were both working overtime on their own brand of crazy. Caleb and Amber were featured in another installment of their spin off, StalkMance: The Mini Series. The rest of the cast played their supporting roles to the hilt. Stellar performances all around!
Caleb revealed that BB production is his personal assistant! He was ordering them around all night long. Get me some candles! Book me a cruise! Buy me an engagement ring for Amber! BB better hustle, or Caleb will have to go all beast mode on their ass!
Caleb is newly delusional every day. He decides to take Amber on a romantic date in the back yard. This date lasts about 45 painful minutes. He tells everyone that their first date went really well. It's always a good sign when your date is so nervous she chews her lips until they bleed. Amber will end up married to this dodo head because she refuses to say the word NO! She is such a wuss! She just gets all squirmy and vague, and hungry for cookie dough. Pathetic!
That date went from hilarious to horror story as we watched. Seriously uncomfortable. Thank goodness we have Zach for comic relief.. BB is so boring for Zach that he has to dream up his own twisted twists. During all this romantic date nonsense, his alliance is still reeling form Zach's Crazy-Bad-BB Plan # 29. Earlier we witnessed this evil plot hatching in his mind when he was listening to Brittany in the hive room. Brittany has been fed so many lies about the coming vote that she has her own twisty twist version of what's going on:
Brittany: A lot of people are scared to vote, so they are gonna vote however the house votes.
Nobody is gonna know how to vote until somebody speaks up and says how they are voting, but the main people who want me to stay aren't gonna say anything. They are gonna see how the house is voting.
So nobody will say how they are voting. So nobody knows how to vote. Somebody needs to speak up.
Zach: HOUSE MEETING!!!!
That convo made my brain hurt! We did not get the promised house meeting, but just the threat of a house meeting was loads of fun.. Even as they go into full panic mode, Cody and Frankie can't help but laugh at Zach as he fills them in on his latest crazy ass scheme.
A lot of other crazy fun transpired and the night finally came to an end with Cody, Zach, and Brittany all sleeping together in the HOH bird nest bed. How did that happen? These hgs are seriously twisted.
Have a Dorky Day!
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