Remember last week when BB16 was exciting beyond belief? Those were the good old days. Sigh......
When the feeds get boring I begin to question my humanity. I start wishing all kinds of crazy things would happen in the BB house to liven things up. I bring out my BB Bible and begin my litany of prayers.
Dear Saint Rachel of The Hissy Fit, I pray to you to intervene in Amber's game. Please let the other girls make her so paranoid that she throws a tantrum the likes of which we have never seen on Big Brother.Thank you, Amen.
Our Lady of The Overheard Conversation, I petition you to let someone eavesdrop on a secret Frankie convo and reveal him to the house for the rat that he is. This I ask in the name of all that is good and holy, Amen.
Archangel Brendan of The Neanderthal, please instill all of your deviant alpha male qualities into the hearts of Caleb and Devin, simultaneously, so that they may explode in rage at one another in a fight that races from room to room so fast that the cameras fly free from the walls. Hallelujah!
Sweet Elissa of the I-Only-Had-One-Glass-of-Wine Sisterhood, please bestow upon the house a mighty booze delivery, so that the house guests may get royally drunk and start all kinds of game changing shenanigans.
Dearest Brother/Sister Glitter Gary, please anoint your brethren Cody, Caleb, Zach, and Devin with the Sacred-Glitter-of-the-Coming-Out-on-National-Television. We ask this in the name of Bunky the Crybaby, Amen.
Oh! Great Master of the Hinky Vote, we beg of you to let the rumors fly today, and on into the night. In this request you have our utmost devotion, Amen.
Ok, that should cover it..let the games begin.
Have a Dorky Day!
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