Behold The PickNana!

It's the end of week five, and here we are, getting a little bit cranky.  The feeds are more boring, the plots of sabotage are more convoluted, and the two HOH twist is getting old.  We have yet to see a hinky vote, and Zach and Frankie still haven't kissed. Things are getting predictable, and we are getting antsy for a house flip soon.

But, don't despair!! One of our BB16 dreams has come true!  Last night, as the have nots were planning their midnight feast, Caleb snuck into the kitchen. And there, before our eyes, he created the much talked about PickNana! 

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He peeled a banana, took the banana out of the peel, put some whole pickles inside the peel, and sealed the deal with some dental floss. Zach was right by his side for the floss assist. Caleb then took that PickNana up to the HOH and explained, one more time, his super romantic banana plan to win Amber's heart.

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Amber hates bananas, but loves pickles.  The PickNana represents the error of her ways. She judged him, looked at him as though he was a banana, when really, deep down inside he is a pickle!!  He might have some bruises on the outside, and he even has tattoos, like the banana has a Chiquita sticker, but inside he is just a simple pickle.

He has been talking about making a PickNana for days now.  The PickNana will teach Amber not to judge a book by it's cover.  It will move her to surrender her heart unto his pickleness.  He says it is the most genius thing he has ever done.  He is one seriously cracked country boy.

Caleb is so serious about this. He believes this banana pickle nonsense will really and truly win Amber's heart. But he also laughs a wicked laugh as he describes how much she hates bananas! She will recoil in disgust at this banana, much as she looked upon him.  It's a lesson she  has to learn.

He can't decide if he should put the PickNana in her suitcase, or give it to her as she walks out the door. He debates the pros and cons of each choice. In the meantime he has stashed this treasure in the freezer.

Whatever else transpires between now and the live eviction tomorrow, it will be forever in the shadows of the magnificent PickNana.  Even the threat of Team America Hinky votes cannot compare to the glory of a pickle wrapped in a banana and tied with a dental floss bow!

I'm hoping that Caleb decides to give it to her when she is going out the door. Then Julie can explain it all to her.  That would be comedy gold!

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The Most Twisted BB Plan Ever!!!

Has there ever been such a seriously twisted plot to evict a house guest in the history of BB? I can't recall any plan that involves so many people, and such a wealth of disinformation.  I could be wrong. It's week five, and this crazy cast is slowly turning my BB brain to BB mush, but I think this is a first.

There are about 15 alliances, plus Team America,  all in on the plan to turn Caleb against Amber. All of this effort just so that Amber can be voted out with his blessings.  If you were locked in a house with Caleb, would you want to try messing with his mind? Would you dare to encourage Zach to let loose during a ceremony being taped for the show?  Not me!  No sir, no way, no, no, no!

Who needs Pandora's Box when you have Caleb and Zach in the BB house?  It's crazy good fun and scary as hell at the same time.  It's delightful to see how easy it is to get Caleb change his mind about almost everything.  But it's scary too. Caleb acts so creepy that I want to hide behind my couch and just peek out now and then.

A few days ago we got a rare glimpse into Caleb's sordid childhood.  After the stinky Deep Fish Pizza delivery for the have nots, Caleb grabs a stinky fish and bites it's head off. Just for fun! A bit later, in the living room with the guys, Cody says he nearly got sick when he saw Caleb do that. All those fish intestines and stuff coming out of the fish made him really queasy. Me too!!!

Caleb hears the words nauseous and intestines, and decides it's the perfect time to  retell his squirrel killing story. The story begins with quite a few gory details of how he killed it, and ends with his grandfather making him put the squirrel's intestines in his mouth, and then pull them out like a piece of spaghetti.  Cody and Zach try to  hide under the pillows during all this talk of intestines. This is the same story that turned Amber completely off when Caleb told it told it the first week of this season. Caleb smiles that creepy country boy smile of his and says "That's just what ya do the first time ya kill a squirrel."

Then he tells the story of his first deer kill. This time he is hunting with his father, who forces him to lick the bloody heart of the deer, and then lay down inside the carcass!  Just normal hunting behavior on your first kill.  I was crouching behind the couch with my hands over my ears trying not to hear this morbid tale. Poor Derrick, Zach, and Cody had no place to hide.
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Yesterday, after the ceremony, after talking to Amber and getting some clues that his alliance may be lying to him, Caleb stands at the sliding glass doors looking out at the yard. Even without mood music it was downright scary. Visions of bloody hearts and intestines danced in my head. I threw some pillows and a few snacks behind my couch, just in case.

But the feeds just got boring after that. Caleb demanded one-on-one's with everybody to get to the truth. Everybody told him the truth (lies!) that they had all agreed on. Caleb campaigned for Amber to stay, counting out the imaginary votes on his fingers. Amber was just busy being Amber. She was a bit more feisty than her usual self .  But mostly she just trailed away in every convo, blaming Zach for everything. Everyone fed her lie after lie, and she ended up counting imaginary votes with Caleb. And Zach was napping through it all.

During the evening Amber began dropping hints about her past. She sort of, kind of, maybe, possibly, more than likely, has things in her past that would get her some sympathy and help her win the game. But she is not gonna play that way, for reasons that she can't say, about things she won't even talk about, and by the way, please forget she even brought it up. Aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh!

Earlier in the season, when Amber was talking a lot about her world travels, she would mention Australia, and how she had to come back from Australia, for....umm.... reasons. She would never elaborate. Several people tried to get her to tell them what she meant, but she would just change the subject.  But in every convo about Australia, she would mention that she had to return to the states...because....ummm....oh never mind...just reasons.

Usually during BB I want to hear more about what makes people tick. Like the black bird that carried Victoria away as a child. Tell me more, tell me more!  But with Amber and Caleb I am afraid! I would rather hear the details of Zach's hyperactive childhood than delve any deeper into Caleb's mind. And I don't wanna hear a sob story from Amber. Please no! Make it stop!

I want Zach to stay awake at all times so that Amber and Caleb have no chance of revealing their true identities. I want Caleb to swear off hunting, and hunting stories, forever. And please, can Amber speak in full sentences and actually say something? But not about..you know, Australia and....um..reasons.

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Party Time!

What a bunch of wacko-doodles!  This is the cast that just keeps on giving. I can't even begin to describe all the mischief they got up to last night. BB made it all possible by announcing that booze would be delivered unto the house!  Thank Gawd!

Brittany and Zach were both working overtime on their own brand of crazy.  Caleb and Amber were featured in another installment of their spin off,  StalkMance: The Mini Series. The rest of the cast played their supporting roles to the hilt. Stellar performances all around!

Caleb revealed that BB production is his personal assistant!  He was ordering them around all night long. Get me some candles!  Book me a cruise!  Buy me an engagement ring for Amber!  BB better hustle, or Caleb will have to go all beast mode on their ass!

Caleb is newly delusional every day. He decides to take Amber on a romantic date in the back yard.  This date lasts about 45 painful minutes. He tells everyone that their first date went really well.  It's always a good sign when your date is so nervous she chews her lips until they bleed.  Amber will end up married to this dodo head because she refuses to say the word NO!   She is such a wuss!  She just gets all squirmy and vague, and hungry for cookie dough.  Pathetic!

That date went from hilarious to horror story as we watched. Seriously uncomfortable. Thank goodness we have Zach for comic relief.. BB is so boring for Zach  that he has to dream up his own twisted twists.  During all this romantic date nonsense, his alliance is still reeling form Zach's  Crazy-Bad-BB Plan # 29.  Earlier we witnessed this evil plot hatching in his mind when he was listening to Brittany in the hive room. Brittany has been fed so many lies about the coming vote that she has her own twisty twist version of what's going on:

Brittany: A lot of  people are scared to vote, so they are gonna vote however the house votes.
         
Nobody is gonna know how to vote until somebody speaks up and says how they are voting, but the main people who want me to stay aren't gonna say anything. They are gonna see how the house is  voting.
           
So nobody will say how they are voting. So nobody knows how to vote. Somebody needs to speak up.

Zach:    HOUSE MEETING!!!!

That convo made my brain hurt! We did not get the promised house meeting, but just the threat of a house meeting was loads of fun.. Even as they go into full panic mode, Cody and Frankie can't help but laugh at Zach as he fills them in on his latest crazy ass scheme.

A lot of other crazy fun transpired and the night finally came to an end with Cody, Zach, and Brittany all sleeping together in the HOH bird nest bed.  How did that happen? These hgs are seriously twisted.

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I'm Bored! Put Me On the Block!

My, oh my, oh my! The evening begins with Jocasta speaking in tongues on the show, and the crazy just overflows onto the feeds. Last night was the perfect ending to a day spent watching Britt kick that ball over and over again. I am not a Britt fan, but she did finish that brutal task with time to spare. Good for you Britt!

A lot of game talk was happening last night. Endless convos repeated  in various versions. And Zach was right in there.  He was trying to get his alliance to put Caleb up instead of Donny.  He explained that Donny is his new best friend, as of 15 minutes ago, and completely trustworthy. He has Donny in his pocket!  Donny should join their alliance! They think this is a terrible idea, and this makes Zach very cranky. He made some valid points as he proceeded to insult and anger everyone in the room. This craziness ends with the alliance saying "No!!".  Zach is thoroughly disgusted with them, and says, well, just put me up. He's not afraid,  he'll be safe. Dude, this alliance is awesome!

While this has been going on up in the HOH, Caleb has been busy with Amber in the hive room. He is trying to talk her into convincing Cody to put Zach up as replacement nom. It was a typical Amber and Caleb boring game talk circle dance around his burning cowboy love. Ugh!

Things were quiet for a while. And Suddenly....Zach!!  He has another great idea! A fabulous idea! He runs it by Christine and Frankie and  they tell him "No! No! No!".  He smirks his smarmy smirk, and races up to the HOH. He presents his surefire plan for chaos and destruction to Cody and Derrick.

He wants to fake a fight with Cody, and have Cody put him on the block. Zach will blow it up at the POV ceremony, and this will send the house reeling in confusion. Donny will then want to make a F2 with Zach, and he will be their puppet. This plan is genius! It can't fail! It will be awesome dude!! Put me up! Put me up! Put me Up! They tell him no in the nicest way. They tell him the hundreds of reasons why this is a very bad plan. Zack looks at them, totally deflated, and says "I'm bored!  Just put me on the block!!!"
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This was the funniest moment of BB16 so far. I laughed so hard I was crying. Cody and Derrick were laughing just as hard. They loved his enthusiasm, but No! No! No! Zach leaves the room begging them to please think about it. To insure that Cody will not go along with this crazy plan, Derrick does his thing and tells Cody that Zach must be America's Player.  Getting himself nommed has to be a task he is getting from the diary room, and he will get $5,000 if he succeeds. This is quite amusing, since Derrick himself is our player, and has already earned $10,000. Derrick is tricky that way.

Zach may be playing to the cameras, eager for face time on the show. He might be a Dr. Will wannabe. He is mostly selfish and mean. He is definitely addicted to causing chaos. But he was so damn funny last night I don't even care. I went to bed happy.

And then, I woke up today only to discover that Brittany has been up all night scheming and complaining. She may have topped Zach in the Most-Genius-Worst-Plan-Ever department. She is going to suggest to Cody that he let her make the replacement nom!!!  He owes her that much at least, doesn't he? And she will nom Zach! She'll explain how this will keep the blood off Cody's hands.  Another brilliant, no-fail plan.  How could he refuse? She at least deserves to choose who sits next to her on the block! Sounds legit to me. Zach and Britt are BB masterminds!!!  They would make a great powerhouse couple.  Zach and Brittany FTW!!!

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Victoria, What Did You Do???

I was suspicious last night when we had fish for a while, and then all 4 cams were on the hive room. As I watched the convo between Caleb and Amber go on into infinity, I was hoping that the cam shenanigans meant that Victoria was self evicting. She had been crying and complaining to everyone since the Battle of the Block.  She says everyone in the house is so mean, and she is so nice, she doesn't even want to be here anymore. I never heard her actually threaten to self evict, but it was fun to think about.

Quite a while later Zach is up in the HOH with Frankie and Cody in the bird nest. Zach says they have to keep Victoria, especially after what went down today. What is he talking about? What went down?  Frankie and Cody are as clueless as I am. Zach tells them he can't talk about it, but it was something Victoria did in the diary room that you cannot do. What could that be?  He can't tell them because production said not to tell or he would be in trouble. Something that she did, that you cannot do, that might cause someone in production to lose their job!!! Whaaaaaat? Tell me! Tell me!!

We get fish, and then..new topic! No more mention of Victoria. What happened? I want to know!!! Will we ever know?? Did anything even really happen? Zach is great at making things up, so he may be lying to them. Victoria is an emotional mess right now, so she may be making a big deal about nothing. Zach told Frankie and Cody that he went right into the diary room after talking to Victoria and asked them if it was true. He made it sound like they said yes, then warned him not to talk about it to anyone. ( 7/19 2:03:33 am )

So frustrating!! I search the archives and find a really quick exchange between Victoria and Zach  that begins in the kitchen ( 7/18 6:01:12 pm )  Victoria is crying, they go to the storage room, Victoria says "Do you know why they called me to the DR?  It wasn't..." And we get fish. It wasn't what??? What happened?

I can't even imagine any crazy scenarios. What in the world could she do in the diary room that might affect somebodys job? The guys have been complaining about Victoria touching them inappropriately. They can't really believe Victoria has no idea what she is doing. Maybe they talked about it in the diary room and production decided to address the issue with her. But still, what could she do in there that you are not allowed to do? Demonstrate her technique? No, that can't be it, Zach said it had to do with the game.What happened in there???

The diary room is such an enigma. What goes on in there?  Remember last season? When were were all certain that Elissa was receiving the full spa treatment during her hour long diary room  sessions?  What could she have been doing in there for hours at a time?

Jocasta revealed a bit about the diary room yesterday. She was talking to Brittany, who was complaining again about being a target and blah blah blah. She said she just wanted to scream, Jocasta told her to go do that in the DR. She told Britt to just go in there and let it all out, and they will ask her if she wants it filmed or not, and just say no. Jocasta says that's what she does. She goes in there all the time and lets loose and tells them not to film it.  Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The DR is our secret weapon.  Our sacred ground!  DR sessions help us separate the truth from the lies. A diary room rant or melt down is our dream come true. We want to see you let loose. Slam the whole house! Cry us a river!  My whole BB world is spiraling out of control!  No, Jocasta, say it ain't so!

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I'm Confused....Again!

Week four of BB16 begins with me completely lost when the feeds return after the show. The house guests are all talking about the amazing HOH comp. Wait..whut? The egg comp is the most fun, exciting, amazing comp they have ever seen! There were more details discussed about this comp than any comp so far this season. Maybe in all the history of BB! Each comp duo replays their egg strategy over and over. I am so confused!!!

Did I watch the wrong show? The wrong comp? Because it looked to me like the same silly egg and chicken wire comp we have seen before. It's not fun. It's awkward and difficult and kind of boring to watch. Did the partner twist make it more fun? They just keep saying how much damn fun that comp was. I don't get it.

Then Frankie races from room to room screaming about how excited he is that he won HOH. He jumps up on everyone and hugs them! He is sooooooooooo happy. Ridiculously happy. Obnoxiously happy. Shut up already happy. This confuses me even more. Didn't Cody win too? Don't they still have to do the Battle of the Block? Didn't Frankie already win an HOH comp the first week? Like 3 weeks ago?  Why is he so excited now?

Then Team America starts talking about their new challenge to nominate a strong competitor. They hatch a plot to say that they believe Amber to be a really strong competitor, but she won't be their real target. They wonder aloud if America will buy it. I may be confused, but I'm not buying it, are you?

Talk turns to Victoria, and I feel a little better. It turns out all the hgs are confused about Victoria. Me too! The boys are seriously confused, because Victoria keeps cuddling them and causing them to get..um..let's say..um.. excited.  They can't believe she has no idea what she is doing. She says that, for religious reasons, she cannot sleep in the same room with a man. But she has been climbing into bed and cuddling with almost every guy in the house!

They discuss sleeping arrangements, and how Victoria now says she could sleep in a room with Cody, but not any other guy. The house guests just scratch their heads and seem even more confused. It is clear that no one wants to sleep in the same bed as Victoria. She gropes them in her sleep! She climbs on top of them, rearranges their bodies to suit her cuddle needs, and then touches them all over!!! All in her sleep!

Meanwhile, Caleb is basking in his live show afterglow.  He says that the whole time he was sitting in the nomination chair he felt so good that nothing could bother him. It didn't even matter what Devin said in his speech, because Caleb had his shirt unbuttoned, and his abs were on national television! Beast mode cowboy abs!

Caleb's abs shine like a beacon through the fog of my confusion. I revisit the sense of clarity I was experiencing before the feeds came back on. Back when I was basking in my own afterglow, laughing to myself about THE BEST HOME VISIT EVER with Donny's family. This cast may confuse me, but they sure are fun to watch!

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Caleb: Make It Work!

Caleb is weird in so many ways. It's distracting me from my usual BB distractions. I find myself switching cams trying to find Caleb. Last night Nicole and Christine were plotting a hinky vote to cause some trouble for Jocasta and..um...Donny? Or was it Britt?  I couldn't really pay attention because I was trying to see if Caleb was still shooting death stares at Cody and Amber in the hammock.  Hinky votes are my fave BB thing in all the land, and I am obsessed with a maniacal muscleman in a head scarf. Pitiful!

He has the weirdest sense of fashion I have ever seen in the BB house. Shane's pink tank top? Andy's Garanimals? Maggie's sister-wife wardrobe?  Caleb's clothing choices are so randomly weird the others pale in comparison.

He has the unibomber look, with that grey sleeveless hoodie.  The shopping at Walmart look, with the green shorts that are 3 sizes too small.  The upcycle refashion look, with Amber's dress draped around his neck as a scarf. And now, the flaming doo rag look, with a succession of rainbow hued scarves.  So weirdly random. As Tim Gunn would say, there is no continuity, no flow, to Caleb's collection of weird ass costumes for the day.

Well, there is one constant in each of these crazy ensembles: The Death Stare. After Caleb mirror-checks that the long flowing scarf is positioned just so across his beast mode muscles, he heads outside. He positions himself anywhere that he can keep an eye on Amber. The evil eye. The stink eye. The fish eye. Whatever you call it, he stares at her for hours. It's beyond creepy.

This week, Caleb has added a new layer to his weirdness. He is on a fast! A holy mission fast! He will only drink sweet tea and electrolytes, and maybe some protein drink, from now until Thursday. Then, he will eat only the oatmeal part of the slop. He will slam that oatmeal right before the HOH comp, and be full on beast mode, and win that comp. And then Amber will be his forever, they will make F2, he will get a recording contract, and Amber will star in his music videos.

Jocasta is assigned to find all Bible references to fasting. I fear a prayer meeting will soon follow. Somehow, he charms all the girls into lending him their scarves. Well, I have never actually witnessed him asking to borrow them. Maybe he just takes them, like Amber takes all the make-up and headbands without asking.They are, after all, soul mates.

He has this game on lock!  He doesn't want a showmance, that would only distract him from the game. He just wants to get to know Amber! Really KNOW her. And the best way to do that is to dress weird and stare her down for hours, on national television, in a house she cannot escape from!

Like they say in Project Runway, I want to see more from Caleb. His designs are rough right now, with no single theme tying them together. He needs room to grow, to refine his style. He must dig deeper into the girls luggage and go for it.  He has the potential, and the passion, for a full on drag look by week four. Make it work!

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Whut???

I close my eyes for one minute and look what happens! Well, actually I went to bed. I just wasn't in the mood to wait for hours to see Devin cry one more time, in the HOH reveal.  And Amber was already complaining about how hard it was to be HOH, and she was getting on my nerves. Ugh.

I wake up to discover that our whole  BB timetable is all topsy turvy from this seasons twisted twist. Nominations have already happened? Whut??? 

Plus, the BB Rule Book made it's first appearance! I love it when the rule book comes out. I want one! I would be flipping through those pages every day! Earlier in the evening, Jocasta  brought out the rule book in the storage room. There was some question about food deliveries or something. Of course Devin was there, he needs more food NOW! Most of the house guests were surprised to hear that there was a BB rule book. Jocasta seemed to be the only one who knew of it's whereabouts. She doesn't miss much.

The rule book came out again a while later. Well, the readers digest version of the rule book. Amber reads the rules of nominations to Devin.. And then Devin shares his thoughts on the noms with Amber. For most of this convo, he is staring off at everything else in the room but Amber. Then Amber starts doing the same thing. Every time they happen to look at each other they look away really fast and just kinda ramble on, not really saying much of anything.

Four noms makes for really crazy strategy convos with the Bomb Squad. Once again this twist is messing with my mind. And the accelerated schedule doesn't give me much time to recover.They did the nominations in the middle of the night? We already have the winners of the Battle of The Block?? Whut? It feels like I'm on a BB speed date.

My BB brain hurts. I don't even want to think about a week of Devin as HOH. He is tarnishing my shiny-happy-newbie vibe. It's the 4th of July and there is work to be done, celebrations to attend.  I must prep my carrot dogs. Yes, it's a steamed, grilled, carrot on a bun. And Devin can't have any!

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House Meeting!!! Hidey-Ho-Ho!!!

I was mostly lurking after the show last night. Putzing  around the house, mumbling Hidey-ho-ho, and having a little chuckle. Earlier in the day Caleb was trying to remember "You know what I mean, what cowboys say when they are on the mountain, in the sunset, waving their hat? Hidey-ho-ho, or something like that."  That Caleb is such a hoot!

That little tidbit could have carried me through to the eviction. Seriously, this first week of  live feeds has been one delight after another.  What more could a girl ask for?

HOUSE MEETING!!! Those two little words make me swoon. Plus, it was a real time double feature, playing alongside Episode 100 of StalkMance: The Miniseries.

Chat was rolling fast as we all settled in for some fun. When it comes to house meetings, I prefer the kind that explodes in screaming hissy-fits. Complete with name calling, food throwing, and door slamming. Now that's a house meeting! Last nights meeting was the other sort of house meeting. The kind where one hg reveals how ridiculously crazy they are, and the other hgs sit there with mouths agape and eyes agog.

While Devin is giving his I Have A Daughter speech in the living room, Caleb is reciting his epic love poem, I Made You Ice Cream, to Amber, in the hive room. It was really difficult to choose which spectacle to watch. I could not look directly at Devin as he sobbed about his integrity blah blah blah. One week of looney toons game play and he is having his 15th melt down. It's not pretty, and I am not looking.

I decide to watch his audience. How they sat there without bursting into giggle fits I have no idea. Maybe all those hours of listening to Caleb's delusions of Amber were combat training for just this moment. Because gawd only knows what would happen if one of them let loose a snicker. 

Meanwhile Caleb and Amber seem to be making progress in the hive room. Amber has a way of talking around the subject, never quite saying too much about anything. But whatever she is saying, Caleb is hearing that she really wants to go on a date, in a horse and carriage. And there will be flowers and romance, and he will make her ice cream for all the days of her life. As they hug it out, Caleb's hat bumps Ambers head in that certain way that tells Caleb she really is into him. Hat bumps don't lie.

Everyone  gets up and they head to the kitchen to watch the have have-not food fest. I am smiling to myself as I finally turn off the feeds and get ready for bed. Such a perfect end to a crazy ass week of BB. I am content, and all is well with my BB world. 

Well, we still have today, with several hours before the feeds go down for tonight's show. And if, in those precious hours, Zach and Frankie would finally make out, this would be the best first week of BB ever! Hidey-Ho-Ho!!!

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Train Wrecks Galore!

Have we ever had this many potential train wrecks so early in the season? Like week one early? All on separate tracks, departing from different stations, destined to derail in whatever the hell universe they are speeding through?

Joey's train just keeps on crashing. It doesn't realize it has already gone up in flames. Three times already! Last night she hopped on  her train for a fourth time and did a repeat performance of Alex. This character is her new campaign manager, and his main job seems to be to scare the living daylights out of the other house guests.

There has been some talk that Alex is a task assigned to Joey as the first member of Team America. If that's the case, we should call her locomotive the Grodner Crazy Train, because absolutely no good can come of this. At least Joey's wreckage doesn't have any real impact on any of the other players.

Caleb and Devin's trains have huge monster engines that can smash right through mountains. Separate trains, but the same Bomb Squad passengers. Both monster trains have the potential to destroy the games of their alliance members. Caleb and Devin seem to have each other's back, but they rarely think about the safety of the other bombers.  And they have no idea they are riding separate trains.

Caleb's train has a special car for Amber. He is still decorating it. I hope Amber makes it to the Greyhound station in time to make her escape!  He claims he will wait till after  the HOH comp to invite her join him in that car, so that she can maybe apologize to him. But I don't think that train is gonna wait for HOH. You can see the smoke coming out of his ears. That train is ready to roll!

Meanwhile, the other house guests line up for tickets to watch the fun. Even as the Bomb Squad members fear they may be outed by the coming train wrecks, they squeal with delight at the thought of such a glorious spectacle. Frankie and Zach are so excited they are pinching each others nipples!

I love a good train wreck. But I kinda like this cast, so I am sending them a care package of helmets and tutus.  The helmets will protect them from the shrapnel, while the tutus act as a diversion. They best put them on right now!

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