I'm feeling all weird and cranky about whatever the fook is happening in the Big Brother house this week. This post is just me trying to make sense of what might be happening in my fave reality show.
We still have no idea what is really going on with Audrey. She has been hiding out in the HN room for days. She speaks to just a few of the house guests when they come in to check on her. The others are getting the silent treatment.
BB has changed some rules just for her. She's a Have Not, but she can eat regular food. She can turn the lights out in the HN room. She can sleep on the floor if she so desires. She didn't have to show up for the POV ceremony, even though she was the re-nom.
Some of the house guests say that in the DR they were told that whatever is going on with Audrey is not serious. I missed this on the feeds, but I read in several updates that she is allowed food because BB gave her meds that must be taken with food.
That's about all we know for sure.
By now, I feel a bit reluctant to tweet or blog about her. What if she's really sick? The house guests seem to feel the same way. It must be so damn strange in the BB house right now. If we feel frustrated not having any idea what is going on with Audrey, Imagine how they feel.
I have never really understood Audrey's game plan. Her main strategy seems to be setting house guests against each other and confusing everyone whenever she can. She was brilliant at whatever she was up to.
That's why it's so hard to believe she isn't faking this breakdown. The timing, the dramatics, everything about it is pure Audrey crazy game play. But, if she is faking it, what is her end goal? To say fook you to BB, the cast, the viewers? To hide out till today or tomorrow and wow us with a magical plan to save herself?
If she is ill enough to sleep the days away with special privileges, why is she still there? Does BB just want to keep here there till eviction? Would they potentially endanger a cast members health by talking them into staying in the house?
Maybe she couldn't convince them she was having a real breakdown. If you leave the show for medical reasons do you lose your stipend? Maybe not. Her fake tears up to now have been so obvious. Surely production is aware of her "I'm the victim here" strategy. Maybe BB wouldn't give her a medical release, but conceded to the bending of some rules to keep her chilled out till eviction.
Whatever the truth is, it's the weirdest week ever in Big Brother. It's like she walked off the show without actually walking.
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Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Monday, July 20, 2015
Nervousing Big Time!
I have no idea where to begin.
Well, I guess the most important event to occur in the BB house in the past 36 hours is that Shelli put in some new extensions. Audrey helped her. They are tape in extensions that Shelli bought on YouTube. (??!?!?) Her scalp is all icky and she has little spots of rash from the tape from the old extensions. I guess they just taped right over the icky parts and, Voila! beautiful hair!
Okay.Now that we've covered the important stuff, let's see, what else have these crazy people been up to? Whatever it is, those damn tape-on extensions did not survive the night!
Vanessa is still going a-mile-a-minute-speed-freak-outta-control. Her new goal is to get Audrey back doored this week. After hearing just a few hundred repetitions of her reasons why, Shelli is on board for this brilliant game move.
Vanessa wants to win the Veto and be all badass at the ceremony and let Audrey know she is the real target now! And Vanessa does win it! After her win, she sets out to make all kinds of deals with Jason,Jackie, and Meg and I forget who else. Somehow, in her speed demon mind, she is convinced that if she uses the veto to remove Jason from the block she is pretty much entitled to safety right up to jury. Oh, and by the way she'll guarantee them safety too! That's nice.
Jason tells her he can't make deals for anyone else. Jackie tells her thanks, but no thanks. She doesn't wanna get involved. Vanessa is completely surprised by this response. Isn't her Veto magic? Can't they understand this?.
Meanwhile, Audrey is busy smelling some rats. She starts moseying around the house causing trouble. She is so damn good at it! And they all know what she is doing! But still..maybe what she is saying is true. She strolls away looking for her next victim.
I won't even go into what she is saying, or what reasons Vanessa and Shelli have for the back door plan. It's just more of the same that's been going on for weeks. Let's just say the stars have aligned, dreams and visions are all mixed up with empirical evidence, and everybody hurts in their hearts.
There is a fight in the HOH between Audrey and the Sleeper Cell Alliance, or whatever they are calling themselves these days. Everyone downstairs can hear the yelling and screaming up in the HOH. They are loving it!
It's obvious these people are done with Audrey, But Audrey's not done with them. Sulking and crying and plotting away she tries to talk to Shelli, then to Shelli and Vanessa, then to Shelli. Endlessly to Shelli. She won't stop. She won't leave the HOH. She won't go quietly into this good night.
Finally Shelli just leaves the HOH herself. Audry is regaining her composure. And counting on her fingers. And mumbling, and crying, and counting on her fingers again. She finally goes down stairs and pulls on her bean spilling pants. She is gonna spill beans all over the place.
James and Jackie get first call on spilled beans. Stealth whispering ensues. Audrey is spilling mostly truthful beans. But by now, no one will believe her.
Soon enough a house meeting is called. A very special meeting without Audrey. I can see why they want to exclude her. It's kinda sad, and pretty rude, but I get it. I would never give anyone with skills like Audrey a chance to drive me cuckoo more than once.
The meeting would have been more of a BB house meeting with Audrey for sure. This was like a friendly little tapas party. They all compared Audrey notes and then formed a F12 alliance and agreed to vote her out. Kiss-kiss, that was special, we should do this more often!
Meanwhile, Audrey is in the DR. For hours and hours. This puts a damper on the newly unified house guest celebration. What could she be doing in there? Is she going to leave? They want her to leave, but not by quitting. Shelli and Vanessa are just really worried about her now.
Audrey finally comes out of the DR and somehow, in the midst of her post DR anxiety attack, ends up in bed with Vanessa., the POV winner. How convenient! Audrey is freaking out! Hallucinations! Anxiety! Disgrace! Stealth whispering and night vision combine, and you can only catch few words here and there.Audrey will see the doctor tomorrow and get new meds.
Morning finally comes. Audrey won't wake up, won't change her batteries, won't go to the DR.
Fishes come and fishes go, and we learn that Audrey is in the DR. Once again, for hours. I think we just passed three hours.
Rumors are flying, inside and outside the house.Is Audrey walking off the show? Is she having some kind of medical emergency? Is this all part of her evil plan to get them to feel sorry for her?
The POV is waaaaaaaaay late. Every time anyone on he feeds mentions Audrey we get fish. The camera dude has recently zoomed in on the Emergency Exit button in the storage room. The one that Audrey told Vanessa she wanted to push last night when she came out of the DR.
What the fook is going on? We sit and wait. We have no idea. We make up all kinds of ridiculous scenarios. We stare at those damn fishes looking for clues. We are nervousing big time!
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Well, I guess the most important event to occur in the BB house in the past 36 hours is that Shelli put in some new extensions. Audrey helped her. They are tape in extensions that Shelli bought on YouTube. (??!?!?) Her scalp is all icky and she has little spots of rash from the tape from the old extensions. I guess they just taped right over the icky parts and, Voila! beautiful hair!
Okay.Now that we've covered the important stuff, let's see, what else have these crazy people been up to? Whatever it is, those damn tape-on extensions did not survive the night!
Vanessa is still going a-mile-a-minute-speed-freak-outta-control. Her new goal is to get Audrey back doored this week. After hearing just a few hundred repetitions of her reasons why, Shelli is on board for this brilliant game move.
Vanessa wants to win the Veto and be all badass at the ceremony and let Audrey know she is the real target now! And Vanessa does win it! After her win, she sets out to make all kinds of deals with Jason,Jackie, and Meg and I forget who else. Somehow, in her speed demon mind, she is convinced that if she uses the veto to remove Jason from the block she is pretty much entitled to safety right up to jury. Oh, and by the way she'll guarantee them safety too! That's nice.
Jason tells her he can't make deals for anyone else. Jackie tells her thanks, but no thanks. She doesn't wanna get involved. Vanessa is completely surprised by this response. Isn't her Veto magic? Can't they understand this?.
Meanwhile, Audrey is busy smelling some rats. She starts moseying around the house causing trouble. She is so damn good at it! And they all know what she is doing! But still..maybe what she is saying is true. She strolls away looking for her next victim.
I won't even go into what she is saying, or what reasons Vanessa and Shelli have for the back door plan. It's just more of the same that's been going on for weeks. Let's just say the stars have aligned, dreams and visions are all mixed up with empirical evidence, and everybody hurts in their hearts.
There is a fight in the HOH between Audrey and the Sleeper Cell Alliance, or whatever they are calling themselves these days. Everyone downstairs can hear the yelling and screaming up in the HOH. They are loving it!
It's obvious these people are done with Audrey, But Audrey's not done with them. Sulking and crying and plotting away she tries to talk to Shelli, then to Shelli and Vanessa, then to Shelli. Endlessly to Shelli. She won't stop. She won't leave the HOH. She won't go quietly into this good night.
Finally Shelli just leaves the HOH herself. Audry is regaining her composure. And counting on her fingers. And mumbling, and crying, and counting on her fingers again. She finally goes down stairs and pulls on her bean spilling pants. She is gonna spill beans all over the place.
James and Jackie get first call on spilled beans. Stealth whispering ensues. Audrey is spilling mostly truthful beans. But by now, no one will believe her.
Soon enough a house meeting is called. A very special meeting without Audrey. I can see why they want to exclude her. It's kinda sad, and pretty rude, but I get it. I would never give anyone with skills like Audrey a chance to drive me cuckoo more than once.
The meeting would have been more of a BB house meeting with Audrey for sure. This was like a friendly little tapas party. They all compared Audrey notes and then formed a F12 alliance and agreed to vote her out. Kiss-kiss, that was special, we should do this more often!
Meanwhile, Audrey is in the DR. For hours and hours. This puts a damper on the newly unified house guest celebration. What could she be doing in there? Is she going to leave? They want her to leave, but not by quitting. Shelli and Vanessa are just really worried about her now.
Audrey finally comes out of the DR and somehow, in the midst of her post DR anxiety attack, ends up in bed with Vanessa., the POV winner. How convenient! Audrey is freaking out! Hallucinations! Anxiety! Disgrace! Stealth whispering and night vision combine, and you can only catch few words here and there.Audrey will see the doctor tomorrow and get new meds.
Morning finally comes. Audrey won't wake up, won't change her batteries, won't go to the DR.
Fishes come and fishes go, and we learn that Audrey is in the DR. Once again, for hours. I think we just passed three hours.
Rumors are flying, inside and outside the house.Is Audrey walking off the show? Is she having some kind of medical emergency? Is this all part of her evil plan to get them to feel sorry for her?
The POV is waaaaaaaaay late. Every time anyone on he feeds mentions Audrey we get fish. The camera dude has recently zoomed in on the Emergency Exit button in the storage room. The one that Audrey told Vanessa she wanted to push last night when she came out of the DR.
What the fook is going on? We sit and wait. We have no idea. We make up all kinds of ridiculous scenarios. We stare at those damn fishes looking for clues. We are nervousing big time!
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Monday, July 13, 2015
Vanessa Decides Her Best Game Move Is To Talk Really Fast Until All Of Our Heads Explode!
I love me some crazy paranoid BB, but Audrey and Vanessa have worn me out a thousand times over. And Vanessa broke my feeds! She talked so fast, for so long, my feeds are all glitchy with a repeating loop. Vanessa is already a repeating loop, this just adds to the insanity.
Ok. So where are we. Week Three. OK.
Audrey's game plan is equal parts loony toons and camera time. I can't keep up with who she is targeting, because it can change mid sentence.This is her third week safe from the block, and still she feels the need to cause trouble. Multiple troubles, boil and bubbles. Everyone knows she is lying and twisting every body's words. They are all aware that she can cast spells on people and twist up their tongues so there is no hope of defending themselves! They know this!
But when she comes to drag someone away to 'clear the air ', off they go!. I wouldn't talk to Audrey about anything, ever! John came up with the perfect plan for dealing with her. He said he will either give her the silent treatment or yell at her. Those are his only options for protecting himself from her.
Silent treatment means she will have nothing to quote him on. Yelling at her means everyone else will be able to hear what he says to her. I love this plan. I hope he really does try this out. It would be great fun.
Vanessa and Austin, and whatever the fook alliances they are in, have decided they must protect Audrey.She is a meat shield that they can get out later. Whenever they desire. Easy as pie. HA!
They have also agreed to protect the recently discovered twin twist, Liz and Julia. They will protect the twins with their BB lives because weeks from now it will mean an extra vote for their side of the house! The fact that the twins will be related by blood as a pair in the house isn't even discussed. Those twins will be so grateful for this protection that they will just do as they are told. Yep. Sounds like a PLAN!
Three weeks into this season, we now have empirical evidence that the BoB sucks the life right out of this game of Big Brother that we hold so dear. And three weeks of lame ass takeovers have shown us just how ridiculous this season is going to be.
And one week of Vanessa and her mile-a-minute, head spinning talkathon of an HoH makes me very leery of turning the feeds back on after this POV ceremony.But I will. Because......BB.
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Ok. So where are we. Week Three. OK.
Audrey's game plan is equal parts loony toons and camera time. I can't keep up with who she is targeting, because it can change mid sentence.This is her third week safe from the block, and still she feels the need to cause trouble. Multiple troubles, boil and bubbles. Everyone knows she is lying and twisting every body's words. They are all aware that she can cast spells on people and twist up their tongues so there is no hope of defending themselves! They know this!
But when she comes to drag someone away to 'clear the air ', off they go!. I wouldn't talk to Audrey about anything, ever! John came up with the perfect plan for dealing with her. He said he will either give her the silent treatment or yell at her. Those are his only options for protecting himself from her.
Silent treatment means she will have nothing to quote him on. Yelling at her means everyone else will be able to hear what he says to her. I love this plan. I hope he really does try this out. It would be great fun.
Vanessa and Austin, and whatever the fook alliances they are in, have decided they must protect Audrey.She is a meat shield that they can get out later. Whenever they desire. Easy as pie. HA!
They have also agreed to protect the recently discovered twin twist, Liz and Julia. They will protect the twins with their BB lives because weeks from now it will mean an extra vote for their side of the house! The fact that the twins will be related by blood as a pair in the house isn't even discussed. Those twins will be so grateful for this protection that they will just do as they are told. Yep. Sounds like a PLAN!
Three weeks into this season, we now have empirical evidence that the BoB sucks the life right out of this game of Big Brother that we hold so dear. And three weeks of lame ass takeovers have shown us just how ridiculous this season is going to be.
And one week of Vanessa and her mile-a-minute, head spinning talkathon of an HoH makes me very leery of turning the feeds back on after this POV ceremony.But I will. Because......BB.
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Sunday, June 28, 2015
Devin Has A Daughter...With Amanda....Her Name Is Audrey
So I slept through another round of The Audrey Show. Why didn't Audrey wake me up? She woke everyone else up! Uh oh! Maybe she is targeting me! When she gets that look in her eye I bet she can see me!
That crazy gleam in her eye is so much like Amanda BB15 it's scary. I remember that look. Target Locked! Mission is a go no matter what. Tenacious. Relentless. Ceaseless.
I can't even begin to follow all the circular talk from Audrey last night. I'll leave that to the professional BB updaters. Gawd bless them for risking their sanity for the rest of us.
Astrology, psychic energy vibes, secret symbols and unnamed sources have shown Audrey that certain people are lying and untrustworthy. She seems to be targeting Vanessa and Jackie, but then she throws Steve in there, just because.
And everybody she she has summoned to the HOH just lets her go on and on and on. They seem to be afraid of her and I just can't understand why. A couple people challenged her now and then but backed down pretty quick.
And then the Devin devil in Audrey's head whispers to her that she must go wake up even more people and haul their butts up to the HoH. Jason and Jeff say No! No! No! And just like Devin, she ignores the better judgement of her super-size alliance and goes to wake them up!
Once again, the only concrete result of Audrey's meeting is that now everyone involved can see even more clearly that she just is trying to make big trouble. And once again, they all pretty much decide to let her do it. It's crazy!
So if Devin and Amanda have a daughter, whose name is Audrey, that means she was born when they were...hmmm...5 years old? Impossible you say? Well, I hear Caleb was the midwife, so it must be true.
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That crazy gleam in her eye is so much like Amanda BB15 it's scary. I remember that look. Target Locked! Mission is a go no matter what. Tenacious. Relentless. Ceaseless.
I can't even begin to follow all the circular talk from Audrey last night. I'll leave that to the professional BB updaters. Gawd bless them for risking their sanity for the rest of us.
Astrology, psychic energy vibes, secret symbols and unnamed sources have shown Audrey that certain people are lying and untrustworthy. She seems to be targeting Vanessa and Jackie, but then she throws Steve in there, just because.
And everybody she she has summoned to the HOH just lets her go on and on and on. They seem to be afraid of her and I just can't understand why. A couple people challenged her now and then but backed down pretty quick.
And then the Devin devil in Audrey's head whispers to her that she must go wake up even more people and haul their butts up to the HoH. Jason and Jeff say No! No! No! And just like Devin, she ignores the better judgement of her super-size alliance and goes to wake them up!
Once again, the only concrete result of Audrey's meeting is that now everyone involved can see even more clearly that she just is trying to make big trouble. And once again, they all pretty much decide to let her do it. It's crazy!
So if Devin and Amanda have a daughter, whose name is Audrey, that means she was born when they were...hmmm...5 years old? Impossible you say? Well, I hear Caleb was the midwife, so it must be true.
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Saturday, June 27, 2015
All About Audrey
Whew! The first full day of live feeds completely wore me out. It started slow and then - boom!
Steve won the POV with the word trombonist and then promptly disappeared from the feeds for most of the day. Smart move.
When the feeds came back after the comp Audrey had a demonic gleam in her eye. She had a mission. Nothing would stop her. Something about her hearing of a plan to back door her. Let's get it straight, she is the victim here, and she will get to the bottom of this if it takes all day.
Here follows the fetching of various people to be interrogated by Audrey. House guests go up and down, and in and out, and Audrey demands to know who said what to whom. For some reason Audrey is allowed to keep her sources secret. Everyone else better name names, right now.
Austin, Jace, De'Vonne, James, and Liz are the main targets of Audrey's suspicions. No one questions her right to command an audience. Austin tries to get some specific answers from her but she goes all vague and reminds him that she is the victim here. She has been nice to everyone. She is a caring person. She has comforted them all, consoled them all (???) and for someone to do this to her hurts her.
And this is how the day goes, and long into the night. Everyone involved can plainly see that Audrey is playing hard, that she wants to pit people against each other, that she is pretty much trying to run the game. And yet they spend most of their day kissing her butt.
There are already quite a few alliances in the house, but Audrey's search for the truth has inspired everyone to make even more alliances. Alliances real and fake start popping up all over the place.
Audrey is in at least 50 alliances by now. She takes time to connect with each one to regroup and make sure everything is ok. She takes time to give them each some advice, some coaching, some control freak instructions on how they should play the game.
Clay should give De'vonne a massage. With his shirt off. He should also kiss Shelli. Like this.... Yes, she shows him how to go in for the kiss.
Steve should stop walking around. It bugs people when he walks around. And he should stop walking in on peoples convo's. If he sees two people talking he should go away and not interrupt them.
The other house guests spend the day recovering from the inquisition.Somehow De'vonne has a target on her back and she spends some time trying to get it off. Austin is still busy planning his 9 person alliance to make it to jury. Jace decides he better go scare the bejeezus out of Steve, just because. Shelli drools over every word Clay says even though she has no idea what he is talking about. James just wants to get Jace up as the renom and lock himself in the HoH till Wednesday.
At last the back yard is open and everyone rushes outside to breathe in the fresh air and do some serious laundry. But Audrey is still working the game. She stays inside to go find Steve. He is desperate for information but she doesn't give him many answers. She does tell him that she is the victim in all of this, without really telling him what all of this is.
She leaves him alone in the house looking dazed and confused. Me too. I'm not sure what really happened today on the live feeds. It was fast and furious and it just wouldn't stop. But one thing both Steve and I are sure of is that trombonist is our new favorite word.
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Steve won the POV with the word trombonist and then promptly disappeared from the feeds for most of the day. Smart move.
When the feeds came back after the comp Audrey had a demonic gleam in her eye. She had a mission. Nothing would stop her. Something about her hearing of a plan to back door her. Let's get it straight, she is the victim here, and she will get to the bottom of this if it takes all day.
Here follows the fetching of various people to be interrogated by Audrey. House guests go up and down, and in and out, and Audrey demands to know who said what to whom. For some reason Audrey is allowed to keep her sources secret. Everyone else better name names, right now.
Austin, Jace, De'Vonne, James, and Liz are the main targets of Audrey's suspicions. No one questions her right to command an audience. Austin tries to get some specific answers from her but she goes all vague and reminds him that she is the victim here. She has been nice to everyone. She is a caring person. She has comforted them all, consoled them all (???) and for someone to do this to her hurts her.
And this is how the day goes, and long into the night. Everyone involved can plainly see that Audrey is playing hard, that she wants to pit people against each other, that she is pretty much trying to run the game. And yet they spend most of their day kissing her butt.
There are already quite a few alliances in the house, but Audrey's search for the truth has inspired everyone to make even more alliances. Alliances real and fake start popping up all over the place.
Audrey is in at least 50 alliances by now. She takes time to connect with each one to regroup and make sure everything is ok. She takes time to give them each some advice, some coaching, some control freak instructions on how they should play the game.
Clay should give De'vonne a massage. With his shirt off. He should also kiss Shelli. Like this.... Yes, she shows him how to go in for the kiss.
Steve should stop walking around. It bugs people when he walks around. And he should stop walking in on peoples convo's. If he sees two people talking he should go away and not interrupt them.
The other house guests spend the day recovering from the inquisition.Somehow De'vonne has a target on her back and she spends some time trying to get it off. Austin is still busy planning his 9 person alliance to make it to jury. Jace decides he better go scare the bejeezus out of Steve, just because. Shelli drools over every word Clay says even though she has no idea what he is talking about. James just wants to get Jace up as the renom and lock himself in the HoH till Wednesday.
At last the back yard is open and everyone rushes outside to breathe in the fresh air and do some serious laundry. But Audrey is still working the game. She stays inside to go find Steve. He is desperate for information but she doesn't give him many answers. She does tell him that she is the victim in all of this, without really telling him what all of this is.
She leaves him alone in the house looking dazed and confused. Me too. I'm not sure what really happened today on the live feeds. It was fast and furious and it just wouldn't stop. But one thing both Steve and I are sure of is that trombonist is our new favorite word.
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Friday, June 26, 2015
Which Way To Jingle Town?
This is what happens when you let newbies run around the Big Brother house for a week without supervision! Your pre-game fave starts hanging with a bad crowd.
The feeds come on and there is Austin behaving like a complete dodo head as the house guests do an endless round of shout outs to celebrate the live feeds coming on.
Austin looked so good in his bio. So smart in his interviews. And now here he is on my live feeds looking pretty ridiculous as he and Jace yell and stomp and run the show for us.
Jace and Austin retire to the hangout room to continue their bro show, and it becomes obvious that Austin is just as much of a jerk as Jace. Austin isn't just hangin with the bad crowd, he is the bad crowd!
They have clever names for suspected alliances in the house: Shell Town? Schill Town? Jingle Town? They have plans to manipulate everyone. They have secret jokes that make them giggle. They seem fairly convinced that after ten minutes of the live feeds coming on they are every one's favorites and they have this whole BB thing locked down.
I give up on Austin as a lost cause, and look around to see where my other faves are. Jason looks pretty comfy in the BB house, fitting right in and doing just fine. John the Dentist is alternately mellow and boingy-boingy off the wall. I hear some whispers about him here and there, but for now he seems safe from the house, and the influence of the bad kids, who are still performing their Bro Show for the cameras.
Now where is Vanessa, my fave poker player? Oh my goodness she is a hot mess already. She misses her girlfriend, she doesn't like bullies, she's claustrophobic, and she doesn't know if she can do this! I think she is a Have Not, so I am hoping this is the slop talking.
Steve is trying his best to cheer Vanessa up with some kind of mind/number/word game. It sounds like torture, but seems to dry up her tears for a while.
Steve and Jackie are on the block, but talk around the house is that everyone agrees they want Jace out. Yes please! Back door plans week one seem a bit dramatic, but I'm all for it if Jace leaves the house. Then maybe Austin can redeem himself.
The feeds are all glitchy and looping and I am ready for bed. James is thinking about bed too. He is kinda wishing he was a Have Not, cuz he is loving those dentist chairs. He loves them so much he decides he's gonna sleep in one instead of being all lonely up in the HoH room. Seriously. Sounds like some Jingle Town nonsense to me!
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The feeds come on and there is Austin behaving like a complete dodo head as the house guests do an endless round of shout outs to celebrate the live feeds coming on.
Austin looked so good in his bio. So smart in his interviews. And now here he is on my live feeds looking pretty ridiculous as he and Jace yell and stomp and run the show for us.
Jace and Austin retire to the hangout room to continue their bro show, and it becomes obvious that Austin is just as much of a jerk as Jace. Austin isn't just hangin with the bad crowd, he is the bad crowd!
They have clever names for suspected alliances in the house: Shell Town? Schill Town? Jingle Town? They have plans to manipulate everyone. They have secret jokes that make them giggle. They seem fairly convinced that after ten minutes of the live feeds coming on they are every one's favorites and they have this whole BB thing locked down.
I give up on Austin as a lost cause, and look around to see where my other faves are. Jason looks pretty comfy in the BB house, fitting right in and doing just fine. John the Dentist is alternately mellow and boingy-boingy off the wall. I hear some whispers about him here and there, but for now he seems safe from the house, and the influence of the bad kids, who are still performing their Bro Show for the cameras.
Now where is Vanessa, my fave poker player? Oh my goodness she is a hot mess already. She misses her girlfriend, she doesn't like bullies, she's claustrophobic, and she doesn't know if she can do this! I think she is a Have Not, so I am hoping this is the slop talking.
Steve is trying his best to cheer Vanessa up with some kind of mind/number/word game. It sounds like torture, but seems to dry up her tears for a while.
Steve and Jackie are on the block, but talk around the house is that everyone agrees they want Jace out. Yes please! Back door plans week one seem a bit dramatic, but I'm all for it if Jace leaves the house. Then maybe Austin can redeem himself.
The feeds are all glitchy and looping and I am ready for bed. James is thinking about bed too. He is kinda wishing he was a Have Not, cuz he is loving those dentist chairs. He loves them so much he decides he's gonna sleep in one instead of being all lonely up in the HoH room. Seriously. Sounds like some Jingle Town nonsense to me!
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Thursday, April 16, 2015
I Need Me Some BB Drama!
What week are we in? I think it's week five, but don't quote me on that. My mind is a vast, empty BB wilderness. Tumbleweeds are rolling by. Days run together, and time is standing still. This season is fading away into oblivion, and it might just take me with it.
WHY ARE THEY ALL LAYING AROUND WITHOUT A BB CARE IN THE WORLD?
This whole insane plan to nom Jordan and backdoor Bruno is so unnecessary. And ridiculous. And it seems to be working. There are whiffs of suspicion here and there, but I think they may really pull this off.
Even if Bruno or Bobby figure things out, I kinda feel like they'll just say "Oh well." and lay back down.
And if Zach and Jordan are successful, they will get even more cocky than they are right now. I predict that Jordan will turn to the closest cam and say "Put that in the wikipedia!" and give us a little wink.
Maybe things will liven up after the noms. Or maybe after the POV comp. Or will we have to wait till after the POV ceremony for a little excitement?
I need me some BB excitement bad. I want accusations to fly. I crave lies upon lies. I wanna have to switch cams at the speed of light to follow the raging fight that can change the game!
Can somebody please blow somebody's game up and leave the other hgs reeling?
Is this too much to ask? Is it even possible?
Right now, the evicted hgs in sequester are conducting their own Chop Shop alliance debriefing. One of them will return to the house chock full of Chop Shop Counter Intelligence. Will they be able to use it to their full advantage? I can't really imagine how.
Everyone in sequester is in there because they blew up their own game. Couldn't keep their mouth shut. They each hollered from the BB roof top exactly who their targets were. Well, Risha didn't have a chance to holler, but she did whisper a few things as she went out the door.
Who will believe anything they have to say? And who can they even say it to? Zach and Jordan have pretty much every body sewn up tight. Sewn up tight with cute little buttons and bows. Right now Zach is planning to tell Bruno and Bobby to throw the POV comp. And the crazy thing is, they might just listen to him.
The thing about BB is that I love good game playing, but I want all the other stuff too. The drama, the fights, the sneaky snake in the grass stuff. I like Zach and Jordan, and they are playing a pretty damn fine game. I wouldn't really even mind if Bobby or Bruno went out
Zach and Jordan just make me cranky. And after they draw this line in the BB sand they will only start to play harder! But, seriously, how hard do you have to play against people who lay around all day and night without a BB care in the world?
Have A Dorky Day
WHY ARE THEY ALL LAYING AROUND WITHOUT A BB CARE IN THE WORLD?
This whole insane plan to nom Jordan and backdoor Bruno is so unnecessary. And ridiculous. And it seems to be working. There are whiffs of suspicion here and there, but I think they may really pull this off.
Even if Bruno or Bobby figure things out, I kinda feel like they'll just say "Oh well." and lay back down.
And if Zach and Jordan are successful, they will get even more cocky than they are right now. I predict that Jordan will turn to the closest cam and say "Put that in the wikipedia!" and give us a little wink.
Maybe things will liven up after the noms. Or maybe after the POV comp. Or will we have to wait till after the POV ceremony for a little excitement?
I need me some BB excitement bad. I want accusations to fly. I crave lies upon lies. I wanna have to switch cams at the speed of light to follow the raging fight that can change the game!
Can somebody please blow somebody's game up and leave the other hgs reeling?
Is this too much to ask? Is it even possible?
Right now, the evicted hgs in sequester are conducting their own Chop Shop alliance debriefing. One of them will return to the house chock full of Chop Shop Counter Intelligence. Will they be able to use it to their full advantage? I can't really imagine how.
Everyone in sequester is in there because they blew up their own game. Couldn't keep their mouth shut. They each hollered from the BB roof top exactly who their targets were. Well, Risha didn't have a chance to holler, but she did whisper a few things as she went out the door.
Who will believe anything they have to say? And who can they even say it to? Zach and Jordan have pretty much every body sewn up tight. Sewn up tight with cute little buttons and bows. Right now Zach is planning to tell Bruno and Bobby to throw the POV comp. And the crazy thing is, they might just listen to him.
The thing about BB is that I love good game playing, but I want all the other stuff too. The drama, the fights, the sneaky snake in the grass stuff. I like Zach and Jordan, and they are playing a pretty damn fine game. I wouldn't really even mind if Bobby or Bruno went out
Zach and Jordan just make me cranky. And after they draw this line in the BB sand they will only start to play harder! But, seriously, how hard do you have to play against people who lay around all day and night without a BB care in the world?
Have A Dorky Day
Thursday, April 2, 2015
No Feeds For You!
Am I really watching people napping? The feeds will go down for three days sometime this afternoon. As I write this two cams are still up. We have a lovely view of the bedroom. The house guests are napping. And,surprise! The audio is working, so we can hear all the heavy sleep breathing.
I'm keeping one eye on the nap cam. Just in case we have some action. Hoping against hope that BB will slip up and let us see some super secret BB shenanigans before the feeds go down. I just know that if I turn off the feeds right now I will miss the first real excitement of this season.
And then,they wake up! Arisa tells them to get to the living room. They sit and wait as Kevin comes out of the vault and stands on his mark. Arisa announces "Tonight is an Instant Eviction" They moan and groan and...and...the feeds go down.
What a lovely treat. We saw just enough to make us feel all better about the feeds going down for three whole days. Who cares if we miss all the fun stuff that follows an instant eviction? We got to see the first two seconds of it. Two whole seconds!
Aaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh! BB can be so frustrating!
The feeds were just beginning to be interesting. Kevin overhearing the girls HOH convo to target guys shook things up a bit. Camera-Gate delivered a wee bit of drama. Bye-Bye Cindy was fun to watch. Kevin as the new HOH gave us hope for a house split. I was finally getting into the feeds!
And now we have a three day blackout! What if Graig tells one more nasty sex story and we miss it? What if Jordan finds someone else to smooch in the most awkward way possible and we don't get to see it? What if Bobby's crush on Ashleigh becomes a full fledged Stalk-Mance while the feeds are down? What if Bruno and Graig manipulate Godfrey into going berzerker and we aren't there to witness this wondrous thing?
We just have to wait until Sunday. Then we get to see three days of instant eviction reaction madness edited down to a two minute segment. Whoop-dee-doo!
I'm just praying that Naeha will still be there on Sunday. I'm hoping she wins the next HOH and kicks some serious BB butt. I hope she gets a huge case of HOH-itis and brings the Chop Shop to it's knees. Seeing Naeha sneer down at them from up on high just might be worth three days without the live feeds.
Have A Dorky Day!
Friday, March 27, 2015
Where Is My Happy BB Canada Place?
The feeds have been down for hours on Big Brother Canada 3, and I don't seem to be that upset about it. That can't be a good sign.
I just can't seem to get into my BB groove, and I don't know why. I suspect that not having the live feeds come on right after the premier has something to do with my malaise.
This first week has been interesting twist wise. Sending the hgs into a house with no furniture, no food, no clothes was great! And all they had to eat was slop! That must have made them all cranky to the max! It really would have been fun to see them deal with that on the feeds. Lots of fun we didn't get to have because THERE WERE NO FEEDS YET !
Then there was the first eviction. And we had the power to decide who goes! That sounds like loads of fun, right? If the feeds had been on during the voting, it would have been party time! Voters could have had more info to go on than Big-Boobs-Cougar vs Silly-Laugh-Cheerleader. Fun times would have been had by all! BUT WE HAD NO FEEDS!
I wanted Risha gone just because I don't ever want a Cougar-Mance on my BB. Eeeeewwww! Maybe if I could have watched her on the feeds I could have seen her non-cougar side. *sigh*
But then, it wouldn't have mattered anyway, because she might get a chance to get back in the house! Silly twisted Twisto's twist. Sheesh!
Ok, enough complaining about no feeds. We have feeds now, and we can move on.
Yes. Let's move right on to complaining about the camera dudes. Funny the things you forget over time. I forgot how the BBCAN camera dudes have absolutely no idea what they are doing! They just focus in on random silent people no matter who is talking OFF CAMERA! They practice mood shots of the furniture and house decor. They especially like to have the cam shot in one room and the audio from another room.
This year the camera dudes are all about the aerial shot. Looking down from the ceiling onto the living room couch is absolutely no help when it comes to figuring out who is saying what to whom. Yet we have quite a few aerial views sprinkled throughout our live feed day.
Ok. Moving on.
I kinda like Jordan, Sarah, and Bobby. They seem smart and social and able to keep some info to themselves.
I don't want to like Cindy with an S, but she might just be full of all kinds of drama and game play potential. I am gonna chill with her for a while.
I liked Willow at first, but she is driving me crazy already. Willow is everywhere! I think she will be the Pop-In hg of this season, popping into every convo, in every room, on every cam. She said in her interview that she is either really up, or really emotional, so I am waiting for a meltdown before passing judgement on her.
Graig and Johnny have good meltdown potential too. Graig's melting might include berzerker possibilities, so I am chillin with him even though he seems like a bit of a jerk..
I want Zach to fail miserably in all of the hundreds of deals he has in the works.
I want Naeha to deliver on her bitch-face promises.
I want Ashleigh to decide on a hairdo and stick with it for longer than five minutes.
I want Bruno to always wear a hat because the view of his head from behind is not pleasant.
I want Pilar to blossom into a comp beast and scare the bejeezus out of everyone.
I want Godfrey to show a little personality, please!
But most of all I want to know why everyone loves Kevin? Well, they love him but don't trust him. Kevin is flirting with everyone! He's all touchy-feely-let-me-just--lay-my-leg-over-you-while-I-rub-someone-else's-feet. I don't see anything to love. He has evil inside him, I just know it.
Brittnee seems to have been wiped out already by all this BB business. I think being a have-not is gonna take all the sparkle we saw in her interviews right out of her. I would know more about this if they had shown us the have-not room on the feeds last night after the Have-Not comp, BUT THEY DID NOT!!!. I worry that she won't survive if she is nommed as planned. I want Brittnee to stay long enough to wake up and play Big Brother.
I went to bed early last night, when I finally realized they were not gonna show us the have-not room. I figured we would get to see it this morning, when the have-nots woke up all grumpy from sleeping in inhumane conditions. I was a wee bit excitable thinking about seeing the results of the have-not room deprivation.
But the feeds were down when I woke up. And they are still down as I write this. And, like I said before, I don't seem to be upset about it. Where is my happy, shiny, exciting BB Canada? I hope I find it soon.
Have A Dorky Day!
I just can't seem to get into my BB groove, and I don't know why. I suspect that not having the live feeds come on right after the premier has something to do with my malaise.
This first week has been interesting twist wise. Sending the hgs into a house with no furniture, no food, no clothes was great! And all they had to eat was slop! That must have made them all cranky to the max! It really would have been fun to see them deal with that on the feeds. Lots of fun we didn't get to have because THERE WERE NO FEEDS YET !
Then there was the first eviction. And we had the power to decide who goes! That sounds like loads of fun, right? If the feeds had been on during the voting, it would have been party time! Voters could have had more info to go on than Big-Boobs-Cougar vs Silly-Laugh-Cheerleader. Fun times would have been had by all! BUT WE HAD NO FEEDS!
I wanted Risha gone just because I don't ever want a Cougar-Mance on my BB. Eeeeewwww! Maybe if I could have watched her on the feeds I could have seen her non-cougar side. *sigh*
But then, it wouldn't have mattered anyway, because she might get a chance to get back in the house! Silly twisted Twisto's twist. Sheesh!
Ok, enough complaining about no feeds. We have feeds now, and we can move on.
Yes. Let's move right on to complaining about the camera dudes. Funny the things you forget over time. I forgot how the BBCAN camera dudes have absolutely no idea what they are doing! They just focus in on random silent people no matter who is talking OFF CAMERA! They practice mood shots of the furniture and house decor. They especially like to have the cam shot in one room and the audio from another room.
This year the camera dudes are all about the aerial shot. Looking down from the ceiling onto the living room couch is absolutely no help when it comes to figuring out who is saying what to whom. Yet we have quite a few aerial views sprinkled throughout our live feed day.
Ok. Moving on.
I kinda like Jordan, Sarah, and Bobby. They seem smart and social and able to keep some info to themselves.
I don't want to like Cindy with an S, but she might just be full of all kinds of drama and game play potential. I am gonna chill with her for a while.
I liked Willow at first, but she is driving me crazy already. Willow is everywhere! I think she will be the Pop-In hg of this season, popping into every convo, in every room, on every cam. She said in her interview that she is either really up, or really emotional, so I am waiting for a meltdown before passing judgement on her.
Graig and Johnny have good meltdown potential too. Graig's melting might include berzerker possibilities, so I am chillin with him even though he seems like a bit of a jerk..
I want Zach to fail miserably in all of the hundreds of deals he has in the works.
I want Naeha to deliver on her bitch-face promises.
I want Ashleigh to decide on a hairdo and stick with it for longer than five minutes.
I want Bruno to always wear a hat because the view of his head from behind is not pleasant.
I want Pilar to blossom into a comp beast and scare the bejeezus out of everyone.
I want Godfrey to show a little personality, please!
But most of all I want to know why everyone loves Kevin? Well, they love him but don't trust him. Kevin is flirting with everyone! He's all touchy-feely-let-me-just--lay-my-leg-over-you-while-I-rub-someone-else's-feet. I don't see anything to love. He has evil inside him, I just know it.
Brittnee seems to have been wiped out already by all this BB business. I think being a have-not is gonna take all the sparkle we saw in her interviews right out of her. I would know more about this if they had shown us the have-not room on the feeds last night after the Have-Not comp, BUT THEY DID NOT!!!. I worry that she won't survive if she is nommed as planned. I want Brittnee to stay long enough to wake up and play Big Brother.
I went to bed early last night, when I finally realized they were not gonna show us the have-not room. I figured we would get to see it this morning, when the have-nots woke up all grumpy from sleeping in inhumane conditions. I was a wee bit excitable thinking about seeing the results of the have-not room deprivation.
But the feeds were down when I woke up. And they are still down as I write this. And, like I said before, I don't seem to be upset about it. Where is my happy, shiny, exciting BB Canada? I hope I find it soon.
Have A Dorky Day!
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Why Utopia Scared The Fook Out Of Me
"@Ravie30 *wandering around*...Sigh...no more...sigh"
"@Ravie30 I just ate a fun size box of Milk Duds in one shot
...I'm not taking this well #Utopia"
I feel your pain. It sucks that FOX cut the live feeds with no notice. Live feed withdrawal is no laughing matter. Right now there are people searching for a live feed connection to any Utopia, in any country! Who cares if you can't understand the language, it's live feeds! Must. Have. Feeds!
But I, for one, am sooooooo relieved. Thank gawd, Amen.
When I first heard about the reality show Utopia, on FOX, I wanted to hide behind my couch and wait for the end of the world. Not because of the show itself. It was the idea of live feeds 24/7/365 that scared me silly.
Live feeds are like a drug. Highly addictive. The three month limit on Big Brother live feeds is like a safety net. No matter how addicted you get each season, you know you will never hit bottom. You can let yourself go for three whole months because your live feed drug supply will dry up at the end of the season.
In my real life, I am a peace loving hippy chick artist who would never mess with any one's karma. In my BB live feeder life, I embrace the dark underbelly of reality TV. I can't wait for the entire cast to crash and burn.The three month time limit helps me relax and enjoy this slightly voyeuristic dalliance. I like a little yin with my yang. Ninety days is plenty of time to let my bad self roam free.
Plus, it's a game! With strategy! This helps me justify the endless hours of feed watching. Not to other people, but to myself. I know there is a game in there somewhere, as I gleefully anticipate the next breakdown, betrayal, or blow up.
Dishes and laundry can pile up to the sky. My friends can wonder aloud: "Whatever happened to...um..what's her name??" My skin can turn pale as I keep watching for one more hour, so that I don't miss one moment of game changing feeds. But I know, deep down inside, it will all be over soon.
Utopia promised one year of live feeds. No game! No prize! No strategy! Just people building a so called society. For a whole year! That's some scary shit! Seriously! I worried what would become of us. We need that break, that time off between seasons. For the good of all, we need time to cleanse our souls of the pseudo-omniscient powers of the live feeds.
I did everything in my power to resist Utopia live feeds. I would not sign up with FOX, even for the free feeds. I don't need FOX messing with my personal private interweb world! I declined to blog Utopia. A whole year? Cows? Chickens? Are you crazy? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! ((runs away and hides))
I checked in now and then. I chatted here and there. I followed the twitter trail. But live feeds don't work that way. You can't just check in. I have known so many people like Bella, and Cal, and Rob, and Mike. I have lived through a gazillion meetings, and food orders, and decision making disasters that were the daily fare of Utopia live feeds. I have paid my cosmic new age dues. And still the feeds drew me in. I was perilously close to a new live feed addiction.
And here is what concerned me the most. Will we watch pretty much anything if it is on a live feed? If cameras are there, will we watch? If The Truman Show and Thunder Dome had a reality show baby, would we sign up for the feeds? Will we all end up Naked and Afraid?
It was obvious from the beginning that the Utopians were not up to the task. It was bound to fail, and yet we kept watching. I'm not bashing anyone for this. I'm not criticizing anyone who loved Utopia. I enjoyed the feeds while they lasted. I am just wondering where it all might lead. What can be coming next? ((shudders))
There were a few bright and shining lights in the Utopia experience. Jon Kroll is the most patient, respectful, and sharing reality show producer in all the lands. Even now, when he must be crazy busy with the cancellation, he takes time to keep in touch with us. He listened to the live feeders! Imagine that!
The Veterinary Angels were also pretty darn wonderful. They communicated with us as openly as they could about the welfare of the animals. And they have reported to us that they assisted in placing the animals in a sanctuary.
It was a fun experiment, but I'm glad it's over. It gives me time to get back into my real life groove.
We will all be back together in February for BB Canada. See? Live feeds are just around the corner! Everything is gonna be okay!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Friday, September 26, 2014
See You Laters!
I did it! I survived BB16! I hope to be back in February to blog Big Brother Canada. Follow me on twitter so I can let you know when I start posting again. My twitter link is right over there ----->>
Blogging BB has been such a blast! When I started in June, I decided that I would write about whatever caught my fancy, and have fun with it. I didn't really expect to have many readers. I just wanted to write about the crazy world of BB live feeds.
I didn't want to do a recap or feed update blog. That takes a lot of work! I left that to the professionals. My blog list includes my favorite bloggers. After only one season of writing my dorky little BB blog, I respect them even more. They are gods to me!
I figured I might have about ten peeps from chat who would check out my blog, and maybe come back now and then to read some more. Feedsters are hungry for details! We want times, and places, and lots of pretty pictures! My blog is pretty sketchy in these key areas.
I chose not to include screen caps. I am extremely low tech, and I suspect that screen caps involve a lot of clicking on things, etc. I don't like to click on things, it makes me nervous. I didn't include too many time stamps either. I must confess that I didn't even think about time stamps until pretty far into the season. I am such a dork!
Twitter would be a great tool for a new BB blogger to use, right? Like, get the word out! Network! Follow! Start a conversation! But every time I went to tweet my first tweet, I had nothing to say! I finally did get started, but it has taken me months to get in the twitter groove. I was so bad at Twitter that Twitter For Dummies started following me! Seriously! If they follow everyone, please don't tell me. I want to believe I am special.
Okay. Enough about me! What about you? My loyal readers? I am so amazed and grateful for your support! Most of you have found me through chat or Facebook groups. And I have to thank you again for allowing me to post my blog link. You all spread the word for me. Without your shares, and comments, and positive feedback, I would probably still have about ten readers.
And for those readers who found me through Google, you did some of the heavy work too! It took me two months of posts to really pay attention to tags/labels! How did you even find me? You had to be seriously committed to your BB16 search quest to find my dorky little blog!
Special thanks to Connie R. for setting me up with the dorkiest BB blog ever! My typewriter pic! My Barbie pic! No BB graphic anywhere! I love it! It feels like I am undercover BB! It is so completely dorky!!!
Big hugs to Jeff and Jenn, the best site and chat hosts in all the lands!
Group hug to my chat family! I can't imagine watching BB without you! And a special hello, and thank you, to all the lurkers in chat! I know you have been in super stealth mode when you read my posts!
Thanks to everyone in the fb groups for all of your comments and feedback! It's been fun getting to know you all! I will still be checking in, this is not goodbye.
See you all back here in February for BB Canada!
Have a Dorky Day!
Blogging BB has been such a blast! When I started in June, I decided that I would write about whatever caught my fancy, and have fun with it. I didn't really expect to have many readers. I just wanted to write about the crazy world of BB live feeds.
I didn't want to do a recap or feed update blog. That takes a lot of work! I left that to the professionals. My blog list includes my favorite bloggers. After only one season of writing my dorky little BB blog, I respect them even more. They are gods to me!
I figured I might have about ten peeps from chat who would check out my blog, and maybe come back now and then to read some more. Feedsters are hungry for details! We want times, and places, and lots of pretty pictures! My blog is pretty sketchy in these key areas.
I chose not to include screen caps. I am extremely low tech, and I suspect that screen caps involve a lot of clicking on things, etc. I don't like to click on things, it makes me nervous. I didn't include too many time stamps either. I must confess that I didn't even think about time stamps until pretty far into the season. I am such a dork!
Twitter would be a great tool for a new BB blogger to use, right? Like, get the word out! Network! Follow! Start a conversation! But every time I went to tweet my first tweet, I had nothing to say! I finally did get started, but it has taken me months to get in the twitter groove. I was so bad at Twitter that Twitter For Dummies started following me! Seriously! If they follow everyone, please don't tell me. I want to believe I am special.
Okay. Enough about me! What about you? My loyal readers? I am so amazed and grateful for your support! Most of you have found me through chat or Facebook groups. And I have to thank you again for allowing me to post my blog link. You all spread the word for me. Without your shares, and comments, and positive feedback, I would probably still have about ten readers.
And for those readers who found me through Google, you did some of the heavy work too! It took me two months of posts to really pay attention to tags/labels! How did you even find me? You had to be seriously committed to your BB16 search quest to find my dorky little blog!
Special thanks to Connie R. for setting me up with the dorkiest BB blog ever! My typewriter pic! My Barbie pic! No BB graphic anywhere! I love it! It feels like I am undercover BB! It is so completely dorky!!!
Big hugs to Jeff and Jenn, the best site and chat hosts in all the lands!
Group hug to my chat family! I can't imagine watching BB without you! And a special hello, and thank you, to all the lurkers in chat! I know you have been in super stealth mode when you read my posts!
Thanks to everyone in the fb groups for all of your comments and feedback! It's been fun getting to know you all! I will still be checking in, this is not goodbye.
See you all back here in February for BB Canada!
Have a Dorky Day!
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
Oh My Gawd! It's Finale Night!
It's finale night! What's gonna happen? I have no idea!!!
Who will win the final HOH? Will Derrick and Cody stay true to each other? Or will they betray each other, and take Victoria to the end? Will Victoria even notice, or will she be too busy trying to fit into her sparkly see-through dress that she finally got back from Big Brother?
Why is Dr. Will talking to the jury? Is he there to smash Frankie's evil plans to influence the jury votes? Will he accidentally, on purpose, tell Frankie he looks pretty good for a 31 year old mogulomaniac? Will he make a golf date with Zach, and ask Frankie to be their caddy? I hope so!
After all the hokey clips, and scripted jury questions, will there be enough time to reveal all the twisty twists? Will we have some good long reaction shots of mouths agape and eyes agog?
Will the audience be a sea of pink hats and Team Zach shirts? Will Julie be wearing hand crafted Froot Loop earrings? Will the "Zach's Best Moments" montage make Frankie cranky? Yes, please!
And then there's Caleb and Amber! Will he be wearing those damn bunny slippers? Will it be the most awkward reunion ever? With limousines, cruise tickets, and pickle bananas? Will we witness the beginnings of StalkMance: The Sequel?
So many possibilities! I am getting more excited by the minute!
Will Devin bring his daughter? Will Ariana bring her entourage? Will Frankie get booed? Will Zach start climbing on the furniture and set the monkeys free???
I am very excitable now!
Will Victoria cry if she is evicted, and make us all cry when she cries with Julie? Or will Victoria make it to final two, and win the game, and then be all like "I played the best game ever!" and make us regret that we secretly wanted her to win in the first place?
Will Hayden propose to Nicole? Will Caleb propose to Amber? Will Frankie propose to Zach? Will Brittany get all pissed off when nobody proposes to her?
Will the jury demand a re-vote when they discover that Derrick is a police officer? Will we see a special feature of "Donny Thompson: Secret Agent Groundskeeper!"? Will Jocasta speak in tongues when she casts her vote?
Will Hayden moon the audience? Will Pao-Pao miss the finale because nobody remembers who she is, and security won't let her in? Will Joey smack all the girls upside the head and say "I told you so?"
Okay, now I am seriously nervousing, and filled with high expectations. Will tonight's show be anywhere near as crazy good as I am imagining? Or will my BB dreams be smashed to smithereens?
Will I be tweeting my joy, or composing open letters to CBS? Will I go to sleep happy, or wake up tomorrow and adopt lots of cats, and write petitions up Julie's wazoo?
Oh my Gawd! It's finale night! What will become of us? I have no idea!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Who will win the final HOH? Will Derrick and Cody stay true to each other? Or will they betray each other, and take Victoria to the end? Will Victoria even notice, or will she be too busy trying to fit into her sparkly see-through dress that she finally got back from Big Brother?
Why is Dr. Will talking to the jury? Is he there to smash Frankie's evil plans to influence the jury votes? Will he accidentally, on purpose, tell Frankie he looks pretty good for a 31 year old mogulomaniac? Will he make a golf date with Zach, and ask Frankie to be their caddy? I hope so!
After all the hokey clips, and scripted jury questions, will there be enough time to reveal all the twisty twists? Will we have some good long reaction shots of mouths agape and eyes agog?
Will the audience be a sea of pink hats and Team Zach shirts? Will Julie be wearing hand crafted Froot Loop earrings? Will the "Zach's Best Moments" montage make Frankie cranky? Yes, please!
And then there's Caleb and Amber! Will he be wearing those damn bunny slippers? Will it be the most awkward reunion ever? With limousines, cruise tickets, and pickle bananas? Will we witness the beginnings of StalkMance: The Sequel?
So many possibilities! I am getting more excited by the minute!
Will Devin bring his daughter? Will Ariana bring her entourage? Will Frankie get booed? Will Zach start climbing on the furniture and set the monkeys free???
I am very excitable now!
Will Victoria cry if she is evicted, and make us all cry when she cries with Julie? Or will Victoria make it to final two, and win the game, and then be all like "I played the best game ever!" and make us regret that we secretly wanted her to win in the first place?
Will Hayden propose to Nicole? Will Caleb propose to Amber? Will Frankie propose to Zach? Will Brittany get all pissed off when nobody proposes to her?
Will the jury demand a re-vote when they discover that Derrick is a police officer? Will we see a special feature of "Donny Thompson: Secret Agent Groundskeeper!"? Will Jocasta speak in tongues when she casts her vote?
Will Hayden moon the audience? Will Pao-Pao miss the finale because nobody remembers who she is, and security won't let her in? Will Joey smack all the girls upside the head and say "I told you so?"
Okay, now I am seriously nervousing, and filled with high expectations. Will tonight's show be anywhere near as crazy good as I am imagining? Or will my BB dreams be smashed to smithereens?
Will I be tweeting my joy, or composing open letters to CBS? Will I go to sleep happy, or wake up tomorrow and adopt lots of cats, and write petitions up Julie's wazoo?
Oh my Gawd! It's finale night! What will become of us? I have no idea!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Goodbye Back Yard, It's Been Real !
Last night the final three said goodbye to the back yard. Goodbye hammock. Goodbye fake grass. BB has told them they will be locking down the back yard Tuesday at 7:00 am. Goodbye pool. Goodbye hot tub.
All of these goodbyes while laying on wet astroturf to reenact last season's final three goodbye's. They share back yard memories. This takes quite a while. Cody and Victoria get a little fidgety, but Derrick is just laying under his BB sky soaking it all in. Goodbye barking spiders. (barking spiders??!!!) Goodbye ants.
They already took the last swing on the hammock. And right before that, Victoria had one last try at getting Derrick to admit he had promised her f2:
Victoria: Can you just admit?
Derrick: Admit what?
Victoria: That you said the thing...
Derrick: I said what you think I said, but my intentions were obviously different than you thought they were.
Victoria: So we never had a final two?
Derrick: I don't think we did.
Victoria: Sigh........
Goodbye weights. Goodbye couches. Goodbye pillows.
Derrick says they gotta put the cover on the pool table for the last time. I never saw them do this before. I think this is the first time they have ever used that cover. But they are caught up in a Fellini film moment as they say their last words at the pool table funeral. Cody is so sad he might just cry.
Did Derrick get a final Team America mission? A mission to:
A) creep me out, or B) make Cody cry?
Cody writes his name in the dew on the grill cover. A bird shrieks in the night. I'm getting a little freaked out here. They are all strolling around aimlessly thinking morbid goodbye thoughts. Goodbye washer. Goodbye dryer.
BB: Holla! Froot Loop Dingus!
Thank goodness Zach is here in spirit, to comfort us during the last moments of the saddest ever BB back yard memorial service.
BB scares them with a lockdown announcement. They all freak out and panic. BB announces lockdown is over. They calm down and continue with their goodbyes. They are sad, and tired, and acting pretty damn weird. Goodbye camera pole in the middle of the yard.
They finally head inside to get ready for bed. Thank gawd this nonsense is over! Then Derrick runs back outside for one last goodbye. He races over to the pool. Goodbye Ducky!
BB is playing some really weird sound over the loudspeakers. It sounds like that creepy freaky sound in that movie The Langoliers. It's freaking me the fook out! Maybe its barking spiders! Is that what they sound like?
They just ignore the sound and make a bedtime snack. I would make one too, but the lights are off in my kitchen, and I just know there are barking spiders waiting for me. And I know what they will shriek at me with that awful Langoliers barking spider sound. Goodbye Dorky!
Have a Dorky Day!
All of these goodbyes while laying on wet astroturf to reenact last season's final three goodbye's. They share back yard memories. This takes quite a while. Cody and Victoria get a little fidgety, but Derrick is just laying under his BB sky soaking it all in. Goodbye barking spiders. (barking spiders??!!!) Goodbye ants.
They already took the last swing on the hammock. And right before that, Victoria had one last try at getting Derrick to admit he had promised her f2:
Victoria: Can you just admit?
Derrick: Admit what?
Victoria: That you said the thing...
Derrick: I said what you think I said, but my intentions were obviously different than you thought they were.
Victoria: So we never had a final two?
Derrick: I don't think we did.
Victoria: Sigh........
Goodbye weights. Goodbye couches. Goodbye pillows.
Derrick says they gotta put the cover on the pool table for the last time. I never saw them do this before. I think this is the first time they have ever used that cover. But they are caught up in a Fellini film moment as they say their last words at the pool table funeral. Cody is so sad he might just cry.
Did Derrick get a final Team America mission? A mission to:
A) creep me out, or B) make Cody cry?
Cody writes his name in the dew on the grill cover. A bird shrieks in the night. I'm getting a little freaked out here. They are all strolling around aimlessly thinking morbid goodbye thoughts. Goodbye washer. Goodbye dryer.
BB: Holla! Froot Loop Dingus!
Thank goodness Zach is here in spirit, to comfort us during the last moments of the saddest ever BB back yard memorial service.
BB scares them with a lockdown announcement. They all freak out and panic. BB announces lockdown is over. They calm down and continue with their goodbyes. They are sad, and tired, and acting pretty damn weird. Goodbye camera pole in the middle of the yard.
They finally head inside to get ready for bed. Thank gawd this nonsense is over! Then Derrick runs back outside for one last goodbye. He races over to the pool. Goodbye Ducky!
BB is playing some really weird sound over the loudspeakers. It sounds like that creepy freaky sound in that movie The Langoliers. It's freaking me the fook out! Maybe its barking spiders! Is that what they sound like?
They just ignore the sound and make a bedtime snack. I would make one too, but the lights are off in my kitchen, and I just know there are barking spiders waiting for me. And I know what they will shriek at me with that awful Langoliers barking spider sound. Goodbye Dorky!
Have a Dorky Day!
Thursday, September 18, 2014
Bye Bye Caleb! Hello Final Three!!!
Caleb looked so sad when he got evicted. But then he perked right up when he saw the live audience and all those cameras! He gave Julie a flower! Not as romantic as a pickle banana, but a lovely gesture all the same. Then he posed for the cameras and blocked Julie's shot! BeastMode style!
And we are left with the final three. Cody, Derrick, and Victoria finally get the endurance comp they have been begging for all season. It was a beautiful set, with rainbow hang gliders, a beautiful sky, and all kinds of scenery. And we had wind, and rain, and lightning. And then they just kinda stood there, hanging on.
Was it just me, or was this comp pretty boring? After Victoria dropped I just lost interest. Then Derrick failed in his roundabout way of getting Cody to drop. I figured that between Derrick and Cody it didn't really matter who won, so I went to bed. I am a sad excuse for a BB blogger. Pitiful!
Cody won! Derrick and Cody were happy. Victoria was a little pissy. She asked Derrick if he had thrown the comp. He turned it around pretty quick, saying maybe he should suspect her of throwing it. Crisis averted. Then they all just sat around being the final three.
Derrick and Cody have a few quick convos about the coming comps, final two, and the fame and glory of The Hit Men alliance. Derrick and Victoria have some convos about their own secret alliance, that for some reason has no alliance name. Then I think they sort of officially make up from their fake fight, in front of Cody. Not that she would ever give Derrick her vote. No, Cody, don't you fret about that.
Meanwhile, Victoria is still worried about her hair. She and Cody talked about Amber constantly asking Victoria if she wore extensions. She starts to tell us about Ariana's hair loss, and we get fish. (CBS is still kissing Grande butt.) Anyway, she promised to show him her real hair. She keeps saying that she doesn't want anyone to see her without extensions, then she asks if they want to see. If Victoria makes it to final two, she might just reveal her hair to the jury.
She is also worried about what to wear on finale night. BB has all her nice clothes, and she is really getting ticked off about it. This girl has complained after every single nomination, comp, and ceremony, all season. Even when she was absolutely safe, she would complain or worry. Right after Caleb was evicted she started complaining about her clothes. You are in the final three!!! Stop complaining!
So now we wait for part two of the HOH comp. And then we will wait for the finale. There is a lot to be revealed on finale night. How will the hgs respond to the Team America twist? How will Team America feel about failing a mission they thought they nailed?
And if Derrick wins, what kind of crazy riot will erupt when Julie tells them that Derrick won an extra $50,000? I can picture them all now, counting on their fingers how much money Derrick won! This should be a lot of fun. But Frankie will have to be part of this reveal, damn it. He will have one more opportunity to be the star of the show. Ugh!
It will be fun when Donny's secret identity as a groundskeeper is revealed! I hope we have a close up of Caleb and Frankie when they discover that Donny got an acting gig!!! And then we have America's Favorite Player! If the planets are aligned in our favor, either Zach or Donny will win this coveted award. And that close up of Frankie, when he realizes that he hasn't won AFP, will be the icing on the cake of my BB16 finale!
Have a Dorky Day!
I
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
We Made It To The Final Four!!
Remember that guy who was on BB16? That little weasel who tried to use his celebrity sister, and some charity, to win the game? He was a real camera hog, always singing and dancing and doing stupid stuff to get attention? He was such a diva. I think he had pink hair, or maybe it was blue? And CBS kissed his glittery butt? And Julie acted like a silly fangirl when he was finally evicted? I just can't remember his name. Oh, never mind, it doesn't really matter.
So, here we are at the final four! I can't believe we made it this far. Only one more week to go! Derrick is the new HOH. Caleb and Victoria are on the block. Cody won the veto. It's looking like Caleb will be going to jury. Things could change, but I think that Derrick will make sure that Caleb goes. He's tricky that way!
Caleb is most definitely nervousing. Doing a lot of pacing. Looking very serious. Dreaming up killer speeches for the veto ceremony. He is looking worried, and a wee bit sad.
I have to say that I will be a wee bit sad if Caleb doesn't make it to final three. He has provided us with endless hours of entertainment. The first few weeks of Caleb feeds were awesome! He came up with one delusion after another, and each delusional episode required a new ridiculous costume. And he made a pickle banana!
He channeled all the scariest BB stalkers into one epic StalkMance. He gave us hours and hours of creepy stalker Amber love scenarios. Endless hours. Painful hours. Days and days of hours and hours of obsessing about Amber.
Ok, now that I have walked down memory lane with BeastMode Cowboy, I might not be too sad if he doesn't make it to final three. It might be a relief.
But then we would be left with Victoria. Yes, it's fun to wish for a crazy win for Victoria, just to show the bros a thing or two. But at least Caleb was playing the game. Of course, he did have to learn the game first, since he had no idea how BB works. Victoria seemed completely oblivious to the game for most of the season. Victoria in the final three would be a hoot for sure. It might just happen.
She is convinced she will win the endurance part of the final HOH. No doubt. Guaranteed. She told Derrick she is going to crush it. End of story. They talk about the first endurance comp, the first HOH. She tells him that she would have won that comp if it wasn't for her extensions. Turns out the extensions weighed ten pounds after they were sprayed with all that goop. And every time the log turned her upside down, they would hang down and really hurt her head Her extensions caused her so much pain that she had to drop.
Those extensions have caused her so much trouble and worry. Last night, before she washed her hair up in the HOH shower, she told Derrick all about her hair. Well, she didn't tell him why her hair fell out, that part is still a mystery. But she did explain how traumatized she was when it happened. She is still so ashamed and mortified that I can't even make fun of her.That's kind of how it's been all season. She is so odd, so ditzy, so bad at this game, and yet I kind of like her for making it this far in spite of herself.
9/17 2:45 a.m. cam 1
Here she is in the final four, and she is still so worried that the hgs know she wears extensions, that they might see her without them. After her shower she shows Derrick her real hair. She lets him touch it. Brave little princess. Maybe she needs to go to the jury house now, so she can have some privacy to get her hair ready for the finale. Run away little princess, run while you can.
9/17 3:19 a.m. cam 1
I can't wait for tonight's show, and then the endurance comp we have all been waiting for. I hope and pray that BB lets us see the rest of the comp on the feeds. It better be the endurance comp to beat all endurance comps. We deserve it. We made it to the final four! We survived!!! Live feeders FTW!
Have a Dorky Day!
So, here we are at the final four! I can't believe we made it this far. Only one more week to go! Derrick is the new HOH. Caleb and Victoria are on the block. Cody won the veto. It's looking like Caleb will be going to jury. Things could change, but I think that Derrick will make sure that Caleb goes. He's tricky that way!
Caleb is most definitely nervousing. Doing a lot of pacing. Looking very serious. Dreaming up killer speeches for the veto ceremony. He is looking worried, and a wee bit sad.
I have to say that I will be a wee bit sad if Caleb doesn't make it to final three. He has provided us with endless hours of entertainment. The first few weeks of Caleb feeds were awesome! He came up with one delusion after another, and each delusional episode required a new ridiculous costume. And he made a pickle banana!
He channeled all the scariest BB stalkers into one epic StalkMance. He gave us hours and hours of creepy stalker Amber love scenarios. Endless hours. Painful hours. Days and days of hours and hours of obsessing about Amber.
Ok, now that I have walked down memory lane with BeastMode Cowboy, I might not be too sad if he doesn't make it to final three. It might be a relief.
But then we would be left with Victoria. Yes, it's fun to wish for a crazy win for Victoria, just to show the bros a thing or two. But at least Caleb was playing the game. Of course, he did have to learn the game first, since he had no idea how BB works. Victoria seemed completely oblivious to the game for most of the season. Victoria in the final three would be a hoot for sure. It might just happen.
She is convinced she will win the endurance part of the final HOH. No doubt. Guaranteed. She told Derrick she is going to crush it. End of story. They talk about the first endurance comp, the first HOH. She tells him that she would have won that comp if it wasn't for her extensions. Turns out the extensions weighed ten pounds after they were sprayed with all that goop. And every time the log turned her upside down, they would hang down and really hurt her head Her extensions caused her so much pain that she had to drop.
Those extensions have caused her so much trouble and worry. Last night, before she washed her hair up in the HOH shower, she told Derrick all about her hair. Well, she didn't tell him why her hair fell out, that part is still a mystery. But she did explain how traumatized she was when it happened. She is still so ashamed and mortified that I can't even make fun of her.That's kind of how it's been all season. She is so odd, so ditzy, so bad at this game, and yet I kind of like her for making it this far in spite of herself.
9/17 2:45 a.m. cam 1
Here she is in the final four, and she is still so worried that the hgs know she wears extensions, that they might see her without them. After her shower she shows Derrick her real hair. She lets him touch it. Brave little princess. Maybe she needs to go to the jury house now, so she can have some privacy to get her hair ready for the finale. Run away little princess, run while you can.
9/17 3:19 a.m. cam 1
I can't wait for tonight's show, and then the endurance comp we have all been waiting for. I hope and pray that BB lets us see the rest of the comp on the feeds. It better be the endurance comp to beat all endurance comps. We deserve it. We made it to the final four! We survived!!! Live feeders FTW!
Have a Dorky Day!
Monday, September 15, 2014
It's Craft Activity Day at BB16 Summer Camp!
Big Brother gave the hgs alcohol last night, and Victoria drank almost a whole bottle of wine. She was a bit tipsy to say the least. Derrick kept telling her to stop, but she kept right on drinking. She got all flirty, and giggly, and seriously annoying. She kept smiling at Derrick. She followed him around just like the old days. She obviously forgot every last bit of her secret agent training. At one point she could barely keep her eyes open, but she would not go to sleep until the guys went to sleep.
After she spent almost an hour telling Caleb how wonderful he is, Caleb returned the favor in that special BeastMode way he has:
Victoria: Love you Caleb
Caleb: Love you too.
(insert extremely long awkward hug here)
Caleb: You done good. Not gonna say you are the best competitor.....
Victoria: Well, I have done good socially. I never stirred up anything, I stayed loyal
Caleb: Yep! You have done exactly all you needed to do. (which is his way of saying she has done absolutely nothing)
Victoria: Aww, thanks Caleb
While this was going on upstairs, Cody and Derrick were having their own very strange convo downstairs. First they swore to never, ever, nominate each other when they get to final four. They repeat this promise to each other several times. And then they decide that it might just be better to nominate each other after all!
This will make Caleb feel all comfy cozy with them, just in case he wins the veto. Maybe they are the ones who drank all the wine last night, because nowhere in this convo do they seem to remember that Caleb would be the only one voting in this scenario. Another no fail plan by the rag tag remnants of the Best-Worst-Alliance-Ever!
They all finally go to bed, but Derrick, Frankie, and Victoria are all up about an hour later because they can't sleep. It's cereal time! What would BB be without cereal, chips, chomping mouths , and smacking lips? Frankie takes his cereal outside and chomp-smacks away as he performs for the live feeders.
Then he tells us what he will do after BB. The life of a social media mogul-o-maniac superstar of Big Brother is rough on the body. Turns out he has a long list of doctors he plans to see ASAP. He tells his mom to start making appointments, STAT!!
A little later Derrick is trying to talk some game sense into a still tipsy Victoria. He gets so frustrated that he almost slips and tells her he's a cop! Left alone after the convo, he tells us that was a very close call. He almost blew his entire game! He seems pretty shook up.
Well, they are all gonna be shook up today! The Fabulous Frankie Eviction should take place this afternoon!!! The hgs have been promised an activity day. This means BB will tape them doing something crafty while they pretend it's night time, to fool the BBAD viewers. BB is tricky that way!
As I write this, the hgs have awakened to discover tie dye kits in the storage room. They are mostly underwhelmed. Caleb is still listening for the doorbell, hoping for a celebrity with a diesel truck full of cash to walk in the door. They still have no idea about today's eviction as the feeds go down and we get those stupid Jeff videos.
Most likely the feeds will be down until after Tuesday's, or maybe even Wednesday's show. Typically, this is your chance to get some housework done, visit with friends you haven't seen all season, and stock up on snacks for this weeks episodes. But you are all busy watching Utopia live feeds, so I fear there is no hope for you getting anything done before the eviction show.
Well, I for one have resisted all urges to sign up for my Utopia passport, free or paid. I just don't trust Fox with my personal info. I am Fox-phobic. And I can't get any of the other free Utopia feeds sites to work. So I guess it's up to me. There will be no dorky blog tomorrow. I'll be too busy slipping flat snack foods under your doors so you don't starve to death under Hex's new Anarchy regime!
Have a Dorky Day!
After she spent almost an hour telling Caleb how wonderful he is, Caleb returned the favor in that special BeastMode way he has:
Victoria: Love you Caleb
Caleb: Love you too.
(insert extremely long awkward hug here)
Caleb: You done good. Not gonna say you are the best competitor.....
Victoria: Well, I have done good socially. I never stirred up anything, I stayed loyal
Caleb: Yep! You have done exactly all you needed to do. (which is his way of saying she has done absolutely nothing)
Victoria: Aww, thanks Caleb
While this was going on upstairs, Cody and Derrick were having their own very strange convo downstairs. First they swore to never, ever, nominate each other when they get to final four. They repeat this promise to each other several times. And then they decide that it might just be better to nominate each other after all!
This will make Caleb feel all comfy cozy with them, just in case he wins the veto. Maybe they are the ones who drank all the wine last night, because nowhere in this convo do they seem to remember that Caleb would be the only one voting in this scenario. Another no fail plan by the rag tag remnants of the Best-Worst-Alliance-Ever!
They all finally go to bed, but Derrick, Frankie, and Victoria are all up about an hour later because they can't sleep. It's cereal time! What would BB be without cereal, chips, chomping mouths , and smacking lips? Frankie takes his cereal outside and chomp-smacks away as he performs for the live feeders.
Then he tells us what he will do after BB. The life of a social media mogul-o-maniac superstar of Big Brother is rough on the body. Turns out he has a long list of doctors he plans to see ASAP. He tells his mom to start making appointments, STAT!!
- Dermatologist is his first stop.
- Podiatrist, for his left ankle and foot, which he says he injured in a comp
- Dentist, as he rolls his tongue around inside his mouth
- Orthopedic surgeon, for his back. His eyes go a little dreamy as he imagines the dire diagnosis
- Complete blood work-up, to check his mercury levels from all the tuna he's been eating. His eyes are still a little dreamy, because blood work might reveal he has all kinds of parasites and poisons from the horrid conditions under which he has been forced to live for three months
- General Doctor, to catch anything the specialists might have missed
- Ear, Nose, & Throat Doctor, because, OMG, because of everything.
- And he needs to get his whole body waxed!!!
A little later Derrick is trying to talk some game sense into a still tipsy Victoria. He gets so frustrated that he almost slips and tells her he's a cop! Left alone after the convo, he tells us that was a very close call. He almost blew his entire game! He seems pretty shook up.
Well, they are all gonna be shook up today! The Fabulous Frankie Eviction should take place this afternoon!!! The hgs have been promised an activity day. This means BB will tape them doing something crafty while they pretend it's night time, to fool the BBAD viewers. BB is tricky that way!
As I write this, the hgs have awakened to discover tie dye kits in the storage room. They are mostly underwhelmed. Caleb is still listening for the doorbell, hoping for a celebrity with a diesel truck full of cash to walk in the door. They still have no idea about today's eviction as the feeds go down and we get those stupid Jeff videos.
Most likely the feeds will be down until after Tuesday's, or maybe even Wednesday's show. Typically, this is your chance to get some housework done, visit with friends you haven't seen all season, and stock up on snacks for this weeks episodes. But you are all busy watching Utopia live feeds, so I fear there is no hope for you getting anything done before the eviction show.
Well, I for one have resisted all urges to sign up for my Utopia passport, free or paid. I just don't trust Fox with my personal info. I am Fox-phobic. And I can't get any of the other free Utopia feeds sites to work. So I guess it's up to me. There will be no dorky blog tomorrow. I'll be too busy slipping flat snack foods under your doors so you don't starve to death under Hex's new Anarchy regime!
Have a Dorky Day!
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Victoria's Extensions For The Win!!!
Yesterday I tuned into the feeds now and then. Mostly boring. The hgs are about to crack from that strange mix of pressure and boredom we see around this time every season. The end is so close, yet so far away. They have been locked up so long together they can't stand it one more second. They want so badly to stay in the game and win, but if they don't get out of that house right now, they might just go completely crazy. I kept checking in, hoping for the crazy.
Frankie plopped himself down in that stupid bird nest bed and tried his usual tricks on Caleb. He pats the bed and tells Caleb to come on over here, sit here next to me, come on, right here. Like he's talking to a dog. But this dog (Caleb) has learned some new tricks.
Caleb eventually does sit down on the bed, but he positions himself far away from Frankie. He rarely makes eye contact. He squashes every whiny, wheedling thing that Frankie comes up with to save his sorry butt. Frankie is doing all the same things that have worked on Caleb for this whole game, but they aren't working now. Frankie seems a bit lost here. He's saying all the right things, why isn't Caleb groveling at his feet? Frankie keeps trying to get close enough for a cuddle, but it's just not happening.
He finally pulls the charity card. He says that he is playing an honorable game because he would never want to win dirty money for his charity. Since Caleb has already argued that Frankie has all the jury votes because of that charity, Frankie's charity card is totally wasted on Caleb. Frankie also pulls the world card. The world will hate Caleb if he betrays Frankie. Caleb's world is filled with recording contracts, acting jobs, red carpets and limousines, so Frankie's world card is just litter at Caleb's superstar feet.
9/14 1:54 a.m. cam 3-4
Frankie leaves the HOH with absolutely no reassurances of safety from Caleb. His magic glitter wand isn't working anymore! Where are his magical powers??? Frankie has no choice now but to call forth the dark twitter magic of Ariana's fans, to ensure that he wins Americas favorite Player.
In other news, Victoria is seriously considering going rogue! She complains to Derrick about everything she has to put up with in this house! She is fed up! She is the last girl standing, she has no one to talk to, she hates Cody with every fiber of her being, it's not fair! She wants to cause some drama! Victoria is ready to rumble!
She tells Derrick that she wants to have a one-on-one with Caleb. She wants to tell Caleb about her hair. This will make Caleb want to take her to the final two. She will tell him the true story of what happened to make her hair fall out, and then they will have a bond. And when he knows about her hair, he will know how badly she needs the money.
She says all this with that gleam in her eye, her secret agent-special-mission-gleam. Her hair story will be her biggest game move ever!!! Derrick has to work hard to nip this silly plan in the bud. He tells her all the reasons why a sob story this late in the game would backfire, and probably send her packing. She backs down a bit, but you can tell she is still seriously considering this move. She is gonna go rogue, I just know it!
9/14 1:24 a.m. cam 1
Will Ariana's fans win the twitter war and crown Frankie J. Grande as America's Most Hated Favorite Player? And what is the true story of Victoria's hair? How can it save her game? Will she show Caleb her bloody scalp? Will Caleb be wearing her extensions at the veto ceremony today? They would look mighty fine with those damn bunny slippers.
Have a Dorky Day!
Frankie plopped himself down in that stupid bird nest bed and tried his usual tricks on Caleb. He pats the bed and tells Caleb to come on over here, sit here next to me, come on, right here. Like he's talking to a dog. But this dog (Caleb) has learned some new tricks.
Caleb eventually does sit down on the bed, but he positions himself far away from Frankie. He rarely makes eye contact. He squashes every whiny, wheedling thing that Frankie comes up with to save his sorry butt. Frankie is doing all the same things that have worked on Caleb for this whole game, but they aren't working now. Frankie seems a bit lost here. He's saying all the right things, why isn't Caleb groveling at his feet? Frankie keeps trying to get close enough for a cuddle, but it's just not happening.
He finally pulls the charity card. He says that he is playing an honorable game because he would never want to win dirty money for his charity. Since Caleb has already argued that Frankie has all the jury votes because of that charity, Frankie's charity card is totally wasted on Caleb. Frankie also pulls the world card. The world will hate Caleb if he betrays Frankie. Caleb's world is filled with recording contracts, acting jobs, red carpets and limousines, so Frankie's world card is just litter at Caleb's superstar feet.
9/14 1:54 a.m. cam 3-4
Frankie leaves the HOH with absolutely no reassurances of safety from Caleb. His magic glitter wand isn't working anymore! Where are his magical powers??? Frankie has no choice now but to call forth the dark twitter magic of Ariana's fans, to ensure that he wins Americas favorite Player.
In other news, Victoria is seriously considering going rogue! She complains to Derrick about everything she has to put up with in this house! She is fed up! She is the last girl standing, she has no one to talk to, she hates Cody with every fiber of her being, it's not fair! She wants to cause some drama! Victoria is ready to rumble!
She tells Derrick that she wants to have a one-on-one with Caleb. She wants to tell Caleb about her hair. This will make Caleb want to take her to the final two. She will tell him the true story of what happened to make her hair fall out, and then they will have a bond. And when he knows about her hair, he will know how badly she needs the money.
She says all this with that gleam in her eye, her secret agent-special-mission-gleam. Her hair story will be her biggest game move ever!!! Derrick has to work hard to nip this silly plan in the bud. He tells her all the reasons why a sob story this late in the game would backfire, and probably send her packing. She backs down a bit, but you can tell she is still seriously considering this move. She is gonna go rogue, I just know it!
9/14 1:24 a.m. cam 1
Will Ariana's fans win the twitter war and crown Frankie J. Grande as America's Most Hated Favorite Player? And what is the true story of Victoria's hair? How can it save her game? Will she show Caleb her bloody scalp? Will Caleb be wearing her extensions at the veto ceremony today? They would look mighty fine with those damn bunny slippers.
Have a Dorky Day!
Saturday, September 13, 2014
Bye Bye Frankie (Fingers Crossed)
Yesterday our dreams came true! Frankie did not win the POV! Now we just have to pray that he is evicted . Glory Hallelujah, Amen!
Yesterday morning we were all in a tizzy about a Team America convo between Frankie and Derrick. They were informed by the dr that if one of them wins BB he will receive another $50,000! At first we thought they were saying that they both had to make it to f2 to get this money. Twitter went crazy! Production conspiracy theories were flying left and right! We began to lose all hope of Frankie ever being evicted, if we ever really had any hope of this at all.
After the BB bogging experts had thoroughly examined the transcripts of this convo, we learned that only one of them has to make it to f2 and win. This news made us feel a little better, but not much. The thought of Team America getting that much additional money still made us pretty damn cranky.
When the feeds went down for the POV comp, we didn't really have much hope that anyone but Frankie would win the veto. Frankie had already won it once, why wouldn't he win it again? Stupid gold button rewind twisted twist!
And then twitter went just crazy enough to distract us from our hopeless vigil. Allegedly, Frankie's mom asked Ariana fans to start tweeting #FrankieWinPov. And as this began trending, BB fans from all across the land were called to action.
Our battle cry? #AnyoneButFrankie. Those tween fans didn't even know what a POV is, but they were tweeting up a storm. And we were not having this! Within 20 minutes #AnyOneButFrankie had smashed those tweens to smithereens! We showed them! HA!
By the time the twitter battle was over we didn't even really care about the POV comp anymore. We just wanted the Arianatators to see that we were a force to be reckoned with. The big lesson here was don't tween and tweet about our BB! So there!
The feeds return, and wonder of wonders, Cody has won the Veto! Yes! And as far as we can tell, the plan is still in place to evict Frankie. Caleb was pushing for a split vote, so that he could be the one to evict Frankie. The guys talk him out of this, and now the plan is to tell Frankie he is leaving the night before eviction.
Frankie was a manic little maniac after the comp. He ran around the house pretending it was the most hilarious thing in the world that he lost the same two comps that he won last week. He says he is confident the guys will keep him safe. But you can tell he is pretty sure he will be going out the door.
We can only hope that this fear will develop into full blown paranoia in the next few days. We want to see him suffer. We need to hear him plead, and scheme, scramble and cry, and lose all sense of hope. We deserve this for having to put up with him all season. He took our shiny happy newbie season and made it all about him.
And #AnyoneButFrankie can see the beauty of him leaving before Victoria, and so very close to final four!
Have a Dorky Day!
Yesterday morning we were all in a tizzy about a Team America convo between Frankie and Derrick. They were informed by the dr that if one of them wins BB he will receive another $50,000! At first we thought they were saying that they both had to make it to f2 to get this money. Twitter went crazy! Production conspiracy theories were flying left and right! We began to lose all hope of Frankie ever being evicted, if we ever really had any hope of this at all.
After the BB bogging experts had thoroughly examined the transcripts of this convo, we learned that only one of them has to make it to f2 and win. This news made us feel a little better, but not much. The thought of Team America getting that much additional money still made us pretty damn cranky.
When the feeds went down for the POV comp, we didn't really have much hope that anyone but Frankie would win the veto. Frankie had already won it once, why wouldn't he win it again? Stupid gold button rewind twisted twist!
And then twitter went just crazy enough to distract us from our hopeless vigil. Allegedly, Frankie's mom asked Ariana fans to start tweeting #FrankieWinPov. And as this began trending, BB fans from all across the land were called to action.
Our battle cry? #AnyoneButFrankie. Those tween fans didn't even know what a POV is, but they were tweeting up a storm. And we were not having this! Within 20 minutes #AnyOneButFrankie had smashed those tweens to smithereens! We showed them! HA!
By the time the twitter battle was over we didn't even really care about the POV comp anymore. We just wanted the Arianatators to see that we were a force to be reckoned with. The big lesson here was don't tween and tweet about our BB! So there!
The feeds return, and wonder of wonders, Cody has won the Veto! Yes! And as far as we can tell, the plan is still in place to evict Frankie. Caleb was pushing for a split vote, so that he could be the one to evict Frankie. The guys talk him out of this, and now the plan is to tell Frankie he is leaving the night before eviction.
Frankie was a manic little maniac after the comp. He ran around the house pretending it was the most hilarious thing in the world that he lost the same two comps that he won last week. He says he is confident the guys will keep him safe. But you can tell he is pretty sure he will be going out the door.
We can only hope that this fear will develop into full blown paranoia in the next few days. We want to see him suffer. We need to hear him plead, and scheme, scramble and cry, and lose all sense of hope. We deserve this for having to put up with him all season. He took our shiny happy newbie season and made it all about him.
And #AnyoneButFrankie can see the beauty of him leaving before Victoria, and so very close to final four!
Have a Dorky Day!
Friday, September 12, 2014
Frankie Has The Worst Day Ever! Yes!!!
Wowzer! Yesterday was a great day of live feeds!!! The fun began in the morning with a luxury comp alert, and lasted all day long, and into the night! Woohoo!
The hgs woke up to a message on the living room TV screen: "It's time for a Luxury Comp!" Oh my goodness, they got all kinds of excited! Caleb's delusions included every impossible luxury item in the universe, designed especially for him. Most of them were various combinations of celebrities, recording contracts, and a big ass diesel truck.
They were then locked up in the HOH with breakfast and the TV. The front door opened, and the jury members were back in the house! It was the best four minutes of feeds in days. The jury went berzerker in the BB house!!! They trashed every room! Clothes, towels, dishes, food, and bedding were flying through the air! Oh happy day!!!
Zach threw Victoria's clothes on the living room table and danced the fandango while pouring Froot Loops all over the place. He was wearing his new pink hat and a huge grin! Jocasta went to town on destroying the kitchen. She poured honey, hot sauce, and garbage all over the place. She was a holy terror!
The hgs watched this all happen. The were laughing at first, but then they looked a wee bit worried. Hayden bent over to moon them, and that's when we got fish. When the feeds come back, we learn that Victoria and Hayden somehow won $5,000 each, the house is even more trashed than before, and the hgs are royally pissed off. Yes!!!
The hgs were teamed up with a jury member for the comp, which was a variation of the comp where they each go into the house to search for a token or chip to win the prize. But wait! There's more! A twisted twist that meant the hgs had to watch the jury members play the comp! The hgs didn't even get to play! Plus, the jury had a chance to win money!!! Scandalous!
It was fabulous feeds for most of the afternoon! They were so angry! Their home had been invaded! Vandalized by disgusting, immature, evil people! They complained for hours! They had to clean up the mess the bitter jury had left behind, and they grumbled about the worst ever luxury comp the whole time.
Never before in the history of Big Brother has there ever been such a bitter, evil jury! The hgs repeat this over and over. They seem to believe the jury thought this whole thing up themselves. Like they snuck out of the jury house without permission. This is personal! This is their home!
Well mostly it's Frankie's home, and he is completely devastated. How dare they they come in here! It is a travesty that jury members got to play in the comp! He fears he may never recover from this very personal assault. It's BB sacrilege that evicted hgs had a chance to win money! Hayden won money! That's just cruel!!! It's not fair!
Meanwhile, Caleb is wearing those damn bunny slippers again. They must have been unearthed in the raid. I won't complain about them though. They may have given him the courage to nominate Frankie!
Hallelujah! Frankie and Victoria are on the block, and Frankie is not taking it well. First the home invasion, then the worst luxury comp ever, and now he is on the block! Why are the strong and virtuous always tested in these terrible ways? He is loyal, and truthful, and good, and pure!
He takes several baths during the evening, so that he can tell the live feeders his troubles and woes while naked and surrounded by bubbles. And the whole time he does this, you can tell that he really wishes he could just let his nasty self out, and throw the biggest hissy fit of his life. He is really furious, but he tells us that everything that happened today has hurt his heart, and his soul. All of this while checking that the cams are still on him. He is one Grande piece of work!
The hgs spent a lot of time studying the memory wall for the morph comp rewind. Caleb and Frankie even devised their own study aids! Frankie cut a spy screen hole into a tortilla and held it up to the photos. This makes the guys a little nervous, seeing him so close to the memory wall, looking through a hole in a tortilla.
Caleb crafts a study mask from a paper towel and two panty liners. He says it gives him ninja powers, and hides his identity, all in one! Derrick is wearing his daughters blanket on his head, but hasn't shared it's study enhancing capabilities with us yet. Cody is just trying to stay awake. All this concentrating is putting him to sleep. He needs someone to flirt with to keep him awake. Victoria joins them now and then, but her study look is no different than her everyday vacant stare we have seen all season.
At some point during study group, Caleb goes upstairs to listen to music and make a complete fool of himself on national tee-vee! He spends a good hour up there dancing and playing air guitar. He is crushing it! He is a beast! He tells us he is single. Ladies, come and get it! He is The Cowboy Of Love!
This leaves Cody, Derrick, and Frankie alone in front of the memory wall. They have a little meeting about the nominations. Frankie absolves them of all sins, and says he understands that it was all about Caleb's ego. After a brief exchange of lies and misinformation, they all agree that they are not idiots. I'm not an idiot, you're not an idiot, we are not idiots! So that settles that! And then their eyes wander up to the HOH, and they very quietly super-stealth-whisper that Caleb is the idiot. Shhhh! It's a secret!
While further data might be needed to confirm their own individual and collective idiocy, they are correct in crowning Caleb as their idiot king. When Caleb wasn't complaining about the jury and the luxury comp, he was mostly busy telling everyone why he will win the game and/or America's Favorite Player. He goes on for hours about how damn good he is at this game. And he knows that the viewers are just loving him! He is just dadgum awesome!
He told Frankie that he nommed him because they were worried that if Frankie won the veto, he would use it on Victoria! They had a great cover story going, but Caleb just has to be honest and tell it like it is. He also told Frankie that he knows Frankie won't take him to the end, because Frankie knows Caleb will beat him. So, he basically told Frankie that they don't trust him anymore. Then, to secure his position as Idiot Supreme, he spent a good long while spilling the beans to Victoria about the history making Best-Worst-Alliance-Ever.
Watch out everybody! BeastMode Bunny-Slippers is back in the house!
Have a Dorky Day!
The hgs woke up to a message on the living room TV screen: "It's time for a Luxury Comp!" Oh my goodness, they got all kinds of excited! Caleb's delusions included every impossible luxury item in the universe, designed especially for him. Most of them were various combinations of celebrities, recording contracts, and a big ass diesel truck.
They were then locked up in the HOH with breakfast and the TV. The front door opened, and the jury members were back in the house! It was the best four minutes of feeds in days. The jury went berzerker in the BB house!!! They trashed every room! Clothes, towels, dishes, food, and bedding were flying through the air! Oh happy day!!!
Zach threw Victoria's clothes on the living room table and danced the fandango while pouring Froot Loops all over the place. He was wearing his new pink hat and a huge grin! Jocasta went to town on destroying the kitchen. She poured honey, hot sauce, and garbage all over the place. She was a holy terror!
The hgs watched this all happen. The were laughing at first, but then they looked a wee bit worried. Hayden bent over to moon them, and that's when we got fish. When the feeds come back, we learn that Victoria and Hayden somehow won $5,000 each, the house is even more trashed than before, and the hgs are royally pissed off. Yes!!!
The hgs were teamed up with a jury member for the comp, which was a variation of the comp where they each go into the house to search for a token or chip to win the prize. But wait! There's more! A twisted twist that meant the hgs had to watch the jury members play the comp! The hgs didn't even get to play! Plus, the jury had a chance to win money!!! Scandalous!
It was fabulous feeds for most of the afternoon! They were so angry! Their home had been invaded! Vandalized by disgusting, immature, evil people! They complained for hours! They had to clean up the mess the bitter jury had left behind, and they grumbled about the worst ever luxury comp the whole time.
Never before in the history of Big Brother has there ever been such a bitter, evil jury! The hgs repeat this over and over. They seem to believe the jury thought this whole thing up themselves. Like they snuck out of the jury house without permission. This is personal! This is their home!
Well mostly it's Frankie's home, and he is completely devastated. How dare they they come in here! It is a travesty that jury members got to play in the comp! He fears he may never recover from this very personal assault. It's BB sacrilege that evicted hgs had a chance to win money! Hayden won money! That's just cruel!!! It's not fair!
Meanwhile, Caleb is wearing those damn bunny slippers again. They must have been unearthed in the raid. I won't complain about them though. They may have given him the courage to nominate Frankie!
Hallelujah! Frankie and Victoria are on the block, and Frankie is not taking it well. First the home invasion, then the worst luxury comp ever, and now he is on the block! Why are the strong and virtuous always tested in these terrible ways? He is loyal, and truthful, and good, and pure!
He takes several baths during the evening, so that he can tell the live feeders his troubles and woes while naked and surrounded by bubbles. And the whole time he does this, you can tell that he really wishes he could just let his nasty self out, and throw the biggest hissy fit of his life. He is really furious, but he tells us that everything that happened today has hurt his heart, and his soul. All of this while checking that the cams are still on him. He is one Grande piece of work!
The hgs spent a lot of time studying the memory wall for the morph comp rewind. Caleb and Frankie even devised their own study aids! Frankie cut a spy screen hole into a tortilla and held it up to the photos. This makes the guys a little nervous, seeing him so close to the memory wall, looking through a hole in a tortilla.
Caleb crafts a study mask from a paper towel and two panty liners. He says it gives him ninja powers, and hides his identity, all in one! Derrick is wearing his daughters blanket on his head, but hasn't shared it's study enhancing capabilities with us yet. Cody is just trying to stay awake. All this concentrating is putting him to sleep. He needs someone to flirt with to keep him awake. Victoria joins them now and then, but her study look is no different than her everyday vacant stare we have seen all season.
At some point during study group, Caleb goes upstairs to listen to music and make a complete fool of himself on national tee-vee! He spends a good hour up there dancing and playing air guitar. He is crushing it! He is a beast! He tells us he is single. Ladies, come and get it! He is The Cowboy Of Love!
This leaves Cody, Derrick, and Frankie alone in front of the memory wall. They have a little meeting about the nominations. Frankie absolves them of all sins, and says he understands that it was all about Caleb's ego. After a brief exchange of lies and misinformation, they all agree that they are not idiots. I'm not an idiot, you're not an idiot, we are not idiots! So that settles that! And then their eyes wander up to the HOH, and they very quietly super-stealth-whisper that Caleb is the idiot. Shhhh! It's a secret!
While further data might be needed to confirm their own individual and collective idiocy, they are correct in crowning Caleb as their idiot king. When Caleb wasn't complaining about the jury and the luxury comp, he was mostly busy telling everyone why he will win the game and/or America's Favorite Player. He goes on for hours about how damn good he is at this game. And he knows that the viewers are just loving him! He is just dadgum awesome!
He told Frankie that he nommed him because they were worried that if Frankie won the veto, he would use it on Victoria! They had a great cover story going, but Caleb just has to be honest and tell it like it is. He also told Frankie that he knows Frankie won't take him to the end, because Frankie knows Caleb will beat him. So, he basically told Frankie that they don't trust him anymore. Then, to secure his position as Idiot Supreme, he spent a good long while spilling the beans to Victoria about the history making Best-Worst-Alliance-Ever.
Watch out everybody! BeastMode Bunny-Slippers is back in the house!
Have a Dorky Day!
Thursday, September 11, 2014
Production Has Left The Building!
What can I say? I have no words. Well, I have words, but they are not suitable for print. Suffice it to say I am quite cranky this morning. Cranky to the max. But that's old news. That's just a replay of how I felt last week. I'm on a cranky rewind.
Caleb won the HOH comp. The rewind HOH comp. The comp they have already played once. That we've already seen before. The comp that they didn't let us see the winner of on the show, again. The comp that maybe Frankie threw this time.
I can't decide on that one. Did he throw it to make sure he would be able to play in the next HOH? I sure won't suggest this to Caleb, because he get's all crazy eyed about it. He crushed that comp! He is so great, and awesome, and crushing! No way Frankie threw that comp! Caleb crushed him! Lot's of crushing talk last night.
Derrick is now working double, triple, undercover overtime to keep his butt off the block. Victoria is working undercover too! Derrick has convinced her that she might be safe from leaving this week if they keep up the act.
Victoria is positively beaming when they talk about their secret mission. I love seeing her so happy to be finally playing the game. But I get all worried whenever they talk now. What if someone watching the HOH spy screen sees her smiling and talking with Derrick? What if her cover is blown?
Meanwhile, they take a break from worrying about noms to study for the veto comp. The comp they already played once! Aaaarghhh! This rewind twist is so infuriating! Why did they do this stupid rewind? Why, why, why??? Has production left the building? Or maybe production has been taken hostage, leaving the interns to run the show? Did Allison Grodner just forget we already did this, or is she truly evil?
Let's just get this week over with! But first, Julie wants us to vote on tarantulas? For another show? WTF?? I vote for lots and lots of hairy tarantulas.
But why should Julie have all the fun? I think all of production should join her. Let's punish them for dreaming up this ridiculous week of rewinds. I say we throw them all in a giant box, with tarantulas and all sorts of nasty creepy crawlies, while wearing shock unitards, in between chum baths, after we shave their heads! I could rewind that all the day long!
Have a Dorky Day!
Caleb won the HOH comp. The rewind HOH comp. The comp they have already played once. That we've already seen before. The comp that they didn't let us see the winner of on the show, again. The comp that maybe Frankie threw this time.
I can't decide on that one. Did he throw it to make sure he would be able to play in the next HOH? I sure won't suggest this to Caleb, because he get's all crazy eyed about it. He crushed that comp! He is so great, and awesome, and crushing! No way Frankie threw that comp! Caleb crushed him! Lot's of crushing talk last night.
Derrick is now working double, triple, undercover overtime to keep his butt off the block. Victoria is working undercover too! Derrick has convinced her that she might be safe from leaving this week if they keep up the act.
Victoria is positively beaming when they talk about their secret mission. I love seeing her so happy to be finally playing the game. But I get all worried whenever they talk now. What if someone watching the HOH spy screen sees her smiling and talking with Derrick? What if her cover is blown?
Meanwhile, they take a break from worrying about noms to study for the veto comp. The comp they already played once! Aaaarghhh! This rewind twist is so infuriating! Why did they do this stupid rewind? Why, why, why??? Has production left the building? Or maybe production has been taken hostage, leaving the interns to run the show? Did Allison Grodner just forget we already did this, or is she truly evil?
Let's just get this week over with! But first, Julie wants us to vote on tarantulas? For another show? WTF?? I vote for lots and lots of hairy tarantulas.
But why should Julie have all the fun? I think all of production should join her. Let's punish them for dreaming up this ridiculous week of rewinds. I say we throw them all in a giant box, with tarantulas and all sorts of nasty creepy crawlies, while wearing shock unitards, in between chum baths, after we shave their heads! I could rewind that all the day long!
Have a Dorky Day!
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