We Have No Idea What Is Happening In There!!!

I'm feeling all weird and cranky about whatever the fook is happening in the Big Brother house this week.  This post is just me trying to make sense of what might be happening in my fave reality show.

We still have no idea what is really going on with Audrey. She has been hiding out in the HN room for days. She speaks to just a few of the house guests when they come in to check on her. The others are getting the silent treatment.

BB has changed some rules just for her. She's a Have Not, but she can eat regular food. She can turn the lights out in the HN room. She can sleep on the floor if she so desires. She didn't have to show up for the POV ceremony, even though she was the re-nom.

Some of the house guests say that in the DR they were told that whatever is going on with Audrey is not serious. I missed this on the feeds, but I read in several updates that she is allowed food because BB gave her meds that must be taken with food.

That's about all we know for sure.

By now, I feel a bit reluctant to tweet or blog about her. What if she's really sick? The house guests seem to feel the same way. It must be so damn strange in the BB house right now. If we feel frustrated not having any idea what is going on with Audrey, Imagine how they feel.

I have never really understood Audrey's game plan. Her main strategy seems to be setting house guests against each other and confusing everyone whenever she can. She was brilliant at whatever she was up to.

That's why it's so hard to believe she isn't faking this breakdown. The timing, the dramatics, everything about it is pure Audrey crazy game play. But, if she is faking it, what is her end goal? To say fook you to BB, the cast, the viewers?  To hide out till today or tomorrow and wow us with a magical plan to save herself?

If she is ill enough to sleep the days away with special privileges, why is she still there? Does BB just want to keep here there till eviction? Would they potentially endanger a cast members health by talking them into staying in the house?

Maybe she couldn't convince them she was having a real breakdown. If you leave the show for medical reasons do you lose your stipend? Maybe not. Her fake tears up to now have been so obvious. Surely production is aware of her "I'm the victim here" strategy. Maybe BB wouldn't give her a medical release, but conceded to the bending of some rules to keep her chilled out till eviction.

Whatever the truth is, it's the weirdest week ever in Big Brother. It's like she walked off the show without actually walking.

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Vanessa Decides Her Best Game Move Is To Talk Really Fast Until All Of Our Heads Explode!

I love me some crazy paranoid BB, but Audrey and Vanessa have worn me out a thousand times over. And Vanessa broke my feeds! She talked so fast, for so long, my feeds are all glitchy with a repeating loop. Vanessa is already a repeating loop, this just adds to the insanity.

Ok. So where are we. Week Three. OK.

Audrey's game plan is equal parts loony toons and camera time. I can't keep up with who she is targeting, because it can change mid sentence.This is her third week safe from the block, and still she feels the need to cause trouble. Multiple troubles, boil and bubbles. Everyone knows she is lying and twisting every body's words. They are all aware that she can cast spells on people and twist up their tongues so there is no hope of defending themselves! They know this!

But when she comes to drag someone away to 'clear the air ', off they go!. I wouldn't talk to Audrey about anything, ever! John came up with the perfect plan for dealing with her. He said he will either give her the silent treatment or yell at her. Those are his only options for protecting himself from her.

Silent treatment means she will have nothing to quote him on. Yelling at her means everyone else will be able to hear what he says to her. I love this plan. I hope he really does try this out. It would be great fun.

Vanessa and Austin, and whatever the fook alliances they are in, have decided they must protect Audrey.She is a meat shield that they can get out later. Whenever they desire. Easy as pie. HA!

They have also agreed to protect the recently discovered twin twist, Liz and Julia. They will protect the twins with their BB lives because weeks from now it will mean an extra vote for their side of the house! The fact that the twins will be related by blood as a pair in the house isn't even discussed. Those twins will be so grateful for this protection that they will just do as they are told.  Yep. Sounds like a PLAN!

Three weeks into this season, we now have empirical evidence that the BoB sucks the life right out of this game of Big Brother that we hold so dear. And three weeks of lame ass takeovers have shown us just how ridiculous this season is going to be.

And one week of Vanessa and her mile-a-minute, head spinning talkathon of an HoH makes me very leery of turning the feeds back on after this POV ceremony.But I will. Because......BB.

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