Wowzer! Yesterday was a great day of live feeds!!! The fun began in the morning with a luxury comp alert, and lasted all day long, and into the night! Woohoo!
The hgs woke up to a message on the living room TV screen: "It's time for a Luxury Comp!" Oh my goodness, they got all kinds of excited! Caleb's delusions included every impossible luxury item in the universe, designed especially for him. Most of them were various combinations of celebrities, recording contracts, and a big ass diesel truck.
They were then locked up in the HOH with breakfast and the TV. The front door opened, and the jury members were back in the house! It was the best four minutes of feeds in days. The jury went berzerker in the BB house!!! They trashed every room! Clothes, towels, dishes, food, and bedding were flying through the air! Oh happy day!!!
Zach threw Victoria's clothes on the living room table and danced the fandango while pouring Froot Loops all over the place. He was wearing his new pink hat and a huge grin! Jocasta went to town on destroying the kitchen. She poured honey, hot sauce, and garbage all over the place. She was a holy terror!
The hgs watched this all happen. The were laughing at first, but then they looked a wee bit worried. Hayden bent over to moon them, and that's when we got fish. When the feeds come back, we learn that Victoria and Hayden somehow won $5,000 each, the house is even more trashed than before, and the hgs are royally pissed off. Yes!!!
The hgs were teamed up with a jury member for the comp, which was a variation of the comp where they each go into the house to search for a token or chip to win the prize. But wait! There's more! A twisted twist that meant the hgs had to watch the jury members play the comp! The hgs didn't even get to play! Plus, the jury had a chance to win money!!! Scandalous!
It was fabulous feeds for most of the afternoon! They were so angry! Their home had been invaded! Vandalized by disgusting, immature, evil people! They complained for hours! They had to clean up the mess the bitter jury had left behind, and they grumbled about the worst ever luxury comp the whole time.
Never before in the history of Big Brother has there ever been such a bitter, evil jury! The hgs repeat this over and over. They seem to believe the jury thought this whole thing up themselves. Like they snuck out of the jury house without permission. This is personal! This is their home!
Well mostly it's Frankie's home, and he is completely devastated. How dare they they come in here! It is a travesty that jury members got to play in the comp! He fears he may never recover from this very personal assault. It's BB sacrilege that evicted hgs had a chance to win money! Hayden won money! That's just cruel!!! It's not fair!
Meanwhile, Caleb is wearing those damn bunny slippers again. They must have been unearthed in the raid. I won't complain about them though. They may have given him the courage to nominate Frankie!
Hallelujah! Frankie and Victoria are on the block, and Frankie is not taking it well. First the home invasion, then the worst luxury comp ever, and now he is on the block! Why are the strong and virtuous always tested in these terrible ways? He is loyal, and truthful, and good, and pure!
He takes several baths during the evening, so that he can tell the live feeders his troubles and woes while naked and surrounded by bubbles. And the whole time he does this, you can tell that he really wishes he could just let his nasty self out, and throw the biggest hissy fit of his life. He is really furious, but he tells us that everything that happened today has hurt his heart, and his soul. All of this while checking that the cams are still on him. He is one Grande piece of work!
The hgs spent a lot of time studying the memory wall for the morph comp rewind. Caleb and Frankie even devised their own study aids! Frankie cut a spy screen hole into a tortilla and held it up to the photos. This makes the guys a little nervous, seeing him so close to the memory wall, looking through a hole in a tortilla.
Caleb crafts a study mask from a paper towel and two panty liners. He says it gives him ninja powers, and hides his identity, all in one! Derrick is wearing his daughters blanket on his head, but hasn't shared it's study enhancing capabilities with us yet. Cody is just trying to stay awake. All this concentrating is putting him to sleep. He needs someone to flirt with to keep him awake. Victoria joins them now and then, but her study look is no different than her everyday vacant stare we have seen all season.
At some point during study group, Caleb goes upstairs to listen to music and make a complete fool of himself on national tee-vee! He spends a good hour up there dancing and playing air guitar. He is crushing it! He is a beast! He tells us he is single. Ladies, come and get it! He is The Cowboy Of Love!
This leaves Cody, Derrick, and Frankie alone in front of the memory wall. They have a little meeting about the nominations. Frankie absolves them of all sins, and says he understands that it was all about Caleb's ego. After a brief exchange of lies and misinformation, they all agree that they are not idiots. I'm not an idiot, you're not an idiot, we are not idiots! So that settles that! And then their eyes wander up to the HOH, and they very quietly super-stealth-whisper that Caleb is the idiot. Shhhh! It's a secret!
While further data might be needed to confirm their own individual and collective idiocy, they are correct in crowning Caleb as their idiot king. When Caleb wasn't complaining about the jury and the luxury comp, he was mostly busy telling everyone why he will win the game and/or America's Favorite Player. He goes on for hours about how damn good he is at this game. And he knows that the viewers are just loving him! He is just dadgum awesome!
He told Frankie that he nommed him because they were worried that if Frankie won the veto, he would use it on Victoria! They had a great cover story going, but Caleb just has to be honest and tell it like it is. He also told Frankie that he knows Frankie won't take him to the end, because Frankie knows Caleb will beat him. So, he basically told Frankie that they don't trust him anymore. Then, to secure his position as Idiot Supreme, he spent a good long while spilling the beans to Victoria about the history making Best-Worst-Alliance-Ever.
Watch out everybody! BeastMode Bunny-Slippers is back in the house!
Have a Dorky Day!
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Friday, September 12, 2014
Friday, August 22, 2014
Bye-Bye Zach, Hello Nicole! Frankie...Shut Up!!!
Okay..so...Zach left, Nicole came back, there was no endurance comp, Cody won HOH, and Frankie tried his best to make everything about him. Poop-a-doop!
Zach leaves the house with a sprinkle of Froot Loops and a whole lot of class. This is really hard on Frankie because he loves the guy, but he had to go with what the house wanted. Zach gets to have lots-o-fun in jury house, but Frankie has to live with this really difficult, heartbreaking thing he had to do. It's so hard to be Frankie right now.
Nicole wins her way back into the game, and she tells Frankie his sister was in the audience on double eviction night! It's so great you are back in the house Nicole, but tell me more about my sister! And Nicole saw my sister's billboard! I mean, My Sister! She has a billboard!
The Bomb Squad has an emergency meeting and Derrick commands them all to never speak to Nicole behind closed doors. No one-on-one convos with Nicole allowed. Derrick is positively petrified that Nicole will try to defend herself against all the lies he and the Bomb Squad have told each other about her. After they all agree to this plan, Frankie leaves the room to give Nicole a smoochy hug, and tell her how happy he is that she is back. And now he wants to hear more about his sister's billboard!
And then, Cody wins the HOH. Frankie tells him they make such a great team! Frankie hosting, and Cody winning, that's teamwork! Yay for Frankie! Within minutes of the HOH reveal, Frankie shows up with his bags to move in for the week. Cody says please, please, can I just sleep alone for one night? Is that okay Frankie? Don't be mad, please, please. Ugh! And double ugh!
Nicole does manage to get some alone time with Cody. How did that happen? Where is the Bomb Squad special battalion of the Closed Door Patrol? Slacking already! Her talk with Cody does her no good whatsoever, but at least she tried.
The night devolved into a Donny and Nicole bash-fest. We had a brief intermission when Victoria was whining to Derrick about her Zings. She is worried that people think she is not playing the game. She is playing, playing hard! She cut up Zach's hat didn't she? She doesn't want to disappoint production! Production? WTF??
He seemed really irritated by her whining. He had to talk her down while keeping an eye on all those closed doors. And where is Nicole? She could be unraveling his spool of lies this very minute! Derrick's paranoia is working triple overtime, and Victoria is getting on his last nerve.
It's gonna be a long week for feed watchers. We are hoping for a Pandora's box intervention. Visions of the Diamond Power Of Veto dance in our head. Can Nicole survive the week so that she can win the next HOH comp? Which, by the way, better be endurance, or live feeders everywhere will be turning off the live feeds forever! Will Donny find a Pop-Tarts coup d'etat next time he visits the diary room? I hope so!
But if things keep going the way they are, and it looks like Donny is heading to the jury house, I sure hope he jumps right into the middle of the next Bomb Squad cuddle-fest and asks them all to play with his beard.
As Donny would say: If you can't beat them, do your best to freak them the hell out!
Have a Dorky Day!
Zach leaves the house with a sprinkle of Froot Loops and a whole lot of class. This is really hard on Frankie because he loves the guy, but he had to go with what the house wanted. Zach gets to have lots-o-fun in jury house, but Frankie has to live with this really difficult, heartbreaking thing he had to do. It's so hard to be Frankie right now.
Nicole wins her way back into the game, and she tells Frankie his sister was in the audience on double eviction night! It's so great you are back in the house Nicole, but tell me more about my sister! And Nicole saw my sister's billboard! I mean, My Sister! She has a billboard!
The Bomb Squad has an emergency meeting and Derrick commands them all to never speak to Nicole behind closed doors. No one-on-one convos with Nicole allowed. Derrick is positively petrified that Nicole will try to defend herself against all the lies he and the Bomb Squad have told each other about her. After they all agree to this plan, Frankie leaves the room to give Nicole a smoochy hug, and tell her how happy he is that she is back. And now he wants to hear more about his sister's billboard!
And then, Cody wins the HOH. Frankie tells him they make such a great team! Frankie hosting, and Cody winning, that's teamwork! Yay for Frankie! Within minutes of the HOH reveal, Frankie shows up with his bags to move in for the week. Cody says please, please, can I just sleep alone for one night? Is that okay Frankie? Don't be mad, please, please. Ugh! And double ugh!
Nicole does manage to get some alone time with Cody. How did that happen? Where is the Bomb Squad special battalion of the Closed Door Patrol? Slacking already! Her talk with Cody does her no good whatsoever, but at least she tried.
The night devolved into a Donny and Nicole bash-fest. We had a brief intermission when Victoria was whining to Derrick about her Zings. She is worried that people think she is not playing the game. She is playing, playing hard! She cut up Zach's hat didn't she? She doesn't want to disappoint production! Production? WTF??
He seemed really irritated by her whining. He had to talk her down while keeping an eye on all those closed doors. And where is Nicole? She could be unraveling his spool of lies this very minute! Derrick's paranoia is working triple overtime, and Victoria is getting on his last nerve.
It's gonna be a long week for feed watchers. We are hoping for a Pandora's box intervention. Visions of the Diamond Power Of Veto dance in our head. Can Nicole survive the week so that she can win the next HOH comp? Which, by the way, better be endurance, or live feeders everywhere will be turning off the live feeds forever! Will Donny find a Pop-Tarts coup d'etat next time he visits the diary room? I hope so!
But if things keep going the way they are, and it looks like Donny is heading to the jury house, I sure hope he jumps right into the middle of the next Bomb Squad cuddle-fest and asks them all to play with his beard.
As Donny would say: If you can't beat them, do your best to freak them the hell out!
Have a Dorky Day!
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
#PinkHatProject
Yesterday was another mostly lazy day on the feeds. Derrick was working everyone, in his own lazy way. Hey dude! While we are sitting here just enjoying an easy week, let me plant some seeds in the fertile ground of your bored-to-tears brain. He broke down the big picture for each house guest. He had a slightly different big picture for each of them. Derrick is tricky that way.
Zach was trying his best to see this big picture. He wants to know just how big is this big picture? And where is it hiding? Who is in charge of this big picture? Zach tried to paint his own big picture for them, but nobody showed any interest.
Donny and Zach had a few good convos about working together if Zach comes back in the house after he is evicted. It was kind of exciting to think it could happen, and kind of sad because it probably won't. They both seemed to be speaking the truth to each other.
Frankie and Cody had a convo about being super close, and super tight, and super bff's. And nobody even suspects that they are super-duper working together! Frankie fed Cody some more super lies, and Cody thought they were super delicious. It was a really super convo.
Cody and Christine may have talked game, but I cannot watch them anymore, so if they did I missed it. Caleb, Derrick, and Frankie had a long convo about Cody and Christine being so close even after the Zings they got from Zingbot. Caleb seems very concerned about this. He deems it inappropriate. BeastMode Bunny Slippers, newly released from StalkMance Rehab, is deeply offended by their unseemly behavior.
Victoria and Christine talked about how Donny is an evil, conniving, pervert. They seemed focused on the pervert part. Seriously? They are living in a house with guys who hump each other every five minutes, have running gags about balls and holes, share daily reports on Jack Shack activities, and Donny is the perv?
Victoria spent most of the day obsessing about the symbolism of the shredded pink hat. She hopes that her parents are proud of her for taking a knife to that hat. Her own hat, her own property, which she gave to Zach and then took back. She really wants him to go berzerkers about that hat. Her eyes get all dreamy when she thinks about it.
The Shredding Of The Pink Hat has had a galvanizing effect on live feeders. Up until the shredding, most of us were hoping that the pink hat would meet a fiery death in that comp where the hgs each have to burn one article of clothing. We hated that hat. Zach fidgeted with that hat all the time. That hat was the pink cherry on the cake of his ridiculous daily attire.
But now, fickle feeders that we are, we take the hat shredding and we create our own symbolism. We form our own Pink Hat Alliance and spread the word far and wide. We send pink hat care packages to live feeders on the West Coast, so that they can throw them over the wall of the BB back yard, to show our Zach love!
#PinkHatProject will soon be trending world wide. If even one pink hat sails over that wall to land at Zach's feet, we will have done our part to create a whole new level of paranoia in that BB house! And if Victoria so much as looks at that pink hat sideways, we will implement #OperationBlackCrow, and she will be carried away to a land where no princess has ever gone before!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Zach was trying his best to see this big picture. He wants to know just how big is this big picture? And where is it hiding? Who is in charge of this big picture? Zach tried to paint his own big picture for them, but nobody showed any interest.
Donny and Zach had a few good convos about working together if Zach comes back in the house after he is evicted. It was kind of exciting to think it could happen, and kind of sad because it probably won't. They both seemed to be speaking the truth to each other.
Frankie and Cody had a convo about being super close, and super tight, and super bff's. And nobody even suspects that they are super-duper working together! Frankie fed Cody some more super lies, and Cody thought they were super delicious. It was a really super convo.
Cody and Christine may have talked game, but I cannot watch them anymore, so if they did I missed it. Caleb, Derrick, and Frankie had a long convo about Cody and Christine being so close even after the Zings they got from Zingbot. Caleb seems very concerned about this. He deems it inappropriate. BeastMode Bunny Slippers, newly released from StalkMance Rehab, is deeply offended by their unseemly behavior.
Victoria and Christine talked about how Donny is an evil, conniving, pervert. They seemed focused on the pervert part. Seriously? They are living in a house with guys who hump each other every five minutes, have running gags about balls and holes, share daily reports on Jack Shack activities, and Donny is the perv?
Victoria spent most of the day obsessing about the symbolism of the shredded pink hat. She hopes that her parents are proud of her for taking a knife to that hat. Her own hat, her own property, which she gave to Zach and then took back. She really wants him to go berzerkers about that hat. Her eyes get all dreamy when she thinks about it.
The Shredding Of The Pink Hat has had a galvanizing effect on live feeders. Up until the shredding, most of us were hoping that the pink hat would meet a fiery death in that comp where the hgs each have to burn one article of clothing. We hated that hat. Zach fidgeted with that hat all the time. That hat was the pink cherry on the cake of his ridiculous daily attire.
But now, fickle feeders that we are, we take the hat shredding and we create our own symbolism. We form our own Pink Hat Alliance and spread the word far and wide. We send pink hat care packages to live feeders on the West Coast, so that they can throw them over the wall of the BB back yard, to show our Zach love!
#PinkHatProject will soon be trending world wide. If even one pink hat sails over that wall to land at Zach's feet, we will have done our part to create a whole new level of paranoia in that BB house! And if Victoria so much as looks at that pink hat sideways, we will implement #OperationBlackCrow, and she will be carried away to a land where no princess has ever gone before!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Hide Your Hats, She Has A Knife!!!
Zach is doomed. It's hopeless. He is up on the block as a replacement nom and he will be going out the door this week. Usually I pray for a good twist, a secret power, or some such nonsense to save a hg in his position. But I fear that nothing can save his silly monkey-butt now.
Some fans yelling their love over the backyard wall cheered him up a bit last night. Caleb and Frankie turned a little pale when they heard what sounded like insults for them, and cheers for Zach. I wish it had been a banner plain that could spell it out for those two. There are few things as glorious as the paranoia a banner plane can cause when it blazes the truth across the BB sky. I miss the banner planes, Amen.
Frankie spent the day making sure that everyone hates Zach. He rehashed all the mean things that Zach has said and done, embellishing to the point of lying. Even though Zach has said some nasty things, I still love him. That's the kicker. I love Zach for his mischief making, his absolute delight in creating chaos. Over time he has redeemed himself, and I have absolved him of all sins. That's what BB is all about. We hate them, we love them, we hate them, we love them. We are a fickle fandom.
Victoria doesn't love him. She spent the last two days working herself into a tizzy about Zach. It's not enough that Zach is going to be evicted. She wants to make him so mad he will do something crazy and get himself removed from the house. In handcuffs. With a police escort.
So, she stole his pink hat. Which is actually her pink hat. She gave it to Zach way back when. She plans to cut it into tiny pieces and give it back to him. She hope this will incite him to riot. He leaves his hat unattended for a few minutes and she grabs it. She screams for Christine to bring her a knife!
And then we have a quick visit to the fish tank. The feeds return and the hat is nowhere to be seen. She smiles an evil smile. She mutters insults in Hebrew. She is a happy little princess for about ten minutes before she starts to worry about what he will do when he finds out his hat is missing. What will he do when he sees that she has slashed that hat to shreds? She imagines him doing all kinds of horrible things to her. She is both afraid, and thrilled, that he might try to hurt her. Every scenario she describes begins with him throwing boiling water on her face, and ends with Zach in handcuffs.
Not too long ago Zach came up with a plan to make Devin so mad he would attack Zach and get himself thrown out of the house. It was the first of Zach's many completely ridiculous Best-Worst-Plans-Ever. That's when I really fell in love with Zach.
I'm not loving Victoria right now, but I kind of like that she actually did something besides cry, and whine, and pluck her facial hair. You go girl! You got game! Way to get a jury vote!
I'm praying that Zach can maintain his cool long enough to ensure that no handcuffs will be involved in his eviction. His game is a mess, he sleeps half the time, he won't change his clothes, and he loves to start trouble. But I love him! I want him to stay. I hope that Thursday's twisted jury twist saves his monkey-butt and sends him right back into the house! Monkey-butt FTW!!!
Have A Dorky Day!
p.s. If you live near the BB house please throw some pink hats over the wall
#PinkHatProject..get tweeting!
Thanks to Kristine B. and DeAnna B.
p.s. If you live near the BB house please throw some pink hats over the wall
#PinkHatProject..get tweeting!
Thanks to Kristine B. and DeAnna B.
Monday, August 18, 2014
Where Is That Damn Rule Book?
What can I say? Team America finally gets a fun task, and they twist it to make Zach the target once again. They must steal a piece of clothing from each hg and form a neighborhood watch to patrol the house for 24 hours. It's great fun to see the hgs go crazy trying to find all the things that Team America has hidden. The patrol uniforms are hilarious. Frankie's patrol songs are annoyingly loud but still kind of fun. Caleb is a little scary though. He is following Victoria around, up close and personal. I keep expecting him to give her a chest bump. BeastMode Bully at your service, ma'am.
Zach is climbing on the furniture wondering who the hell set the monkeys loose. Last thing he knew, the monkeys were safely locked up until he needed them. Now the monkeys have been set free by persons unknown, and he is getting blamed for it. Some serious monkey business is going down!
But it's no fun watching Frankie and Derrick try to ruin Zach's game one more time. They are only too happy to blame Zach for the missing items. Then Frankie begins his own secret mission to convince everyone that Zach has been a saboteur all along. And that he has been making piles of money while trying to sabotage them all! It's the thought of Zach making money from his mischief that really makes everyone mad.
It's all about not getting blood on his hands. Frankie will now be the hero for getting the saboteur out of the game! Frankie even blames Zach for forcing them to use Skittles to choose noms. It's all Zach's fault for not volunteering to go on the block to throw the BOB. Those Skittles are proof positive that Zach is the saboteur!
Out in the back yard, Zach has an attack of monkey fever. He steals the cue ball, and hides it in the bathroom. Zach, you silly monkey butt! You are hopeless! Doomed! You have zillions of fans rooting for you right now! Even Frankie's superstar sister is tweeting mind control messages to Frankie to keep you safe!
Caleb and Cody, on patrol in their Chippendales costumes, find the missing cue ball, and the lynch mob is now victorious. That cue ball has sealed Zach's fate. Then the missing items are discovered. The hgs celebrate for a bit, and then it's back to patrolling the house. Most of the patrolling focuses on Zach. They patrol him up one side and down the other. They patrol him up the wazoo.
Frankie and Caleb take Zach up into the HOH to tell him he will be going on the block. Frankie takes every opportunity to tell Zach that everybody wants him out. He repeats this over and over as he lists all the reasons Zach must go.Frankie very clearly says that he will be putting Zach up as the replacement nom.
This is against the rules. People do it all the time, but it's usually not this obvious.. Does Frankie have a secret plan to get caught breaking this rule? Does he want it to appear that he has no choice but to nom someone else? Someone like Derrick perhaps? Is Frankie that smart? Is it even a possibility that production would enforce this rule? Of course not.
Zach, our little monkey mischief maker, seems to take this news pretty well. He agrees that it's the best move for Frankie to nom him. He encourages him to nom him. Why waste an HOH getting Victoria out of the house? She isn't even playing the game dude, you gotta nominate me!
Meanwhile, Victoria is convinced she is the best BB player in the house, because she said that Zach was a saboteur week two!!! She knew it all along! She has this game all figured out! "OMG you guys, I am smarter than all of you!"
The neighborhood watch soldiers on. The duty roster is posted. For Team America's task to succeed they must have a pair of hgs on watch at all times for 24 hours. This pair cannot be two TA members. And they can't just lay around, they have to actively patrol. Somewhere in the wee hours of the morning, the watch falls apart, and we have a solitary guard just sitting there.
Around this time twitter goes crazy with cries of foul play. Frankie broke the rules by telling Zach he is going up!!! This rule is broken every week, but now people.want production to wake up and dispense punishment! Plus, Team America did not complete it's task, because there were solitary guards who didn't even patrol!!! Where is the rule book? Live feeders everywhere are demanding justice!
People really want Frankie to get a spankie! And they don't want Team America to get any money for this task. I don't either. I say give it to the monkeys, and set them free for good.
Have a Dorky Day!
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Drama For Dummies
Zach wins the veto and now he is safe for the week. Safe equals boring to Zach, so he decides that now is a good time to confess all his sins to Victoria. The only detail of his confession that seems to matter to Victoria is that Derrick was working with some other people besides her.
Then the tears begin. Victoria is always crying to someone about something. And while she is crying she keeps repeating that she doesn't want to start any drama. But people are horrible, she is disgusted, everyone is so mean! She wants to self evict!!! But seriously, she doesn't want to cause any drama.
Last night, the drama she doesn't want to cause is all about Derrick. He betrayed her! It feels like he cheated on her! She doesn't want to be here anymore. She needs to talk to Zach one more time, so that she can be upset all over again. Maybe if she cries to him about her broken heart, she can be sure there won't be any drama! And maybe Derrick will find out how much she wants to avoid drama, and he will come talk to her!
Well, what could be more dramatic than a house meeting? Everyone but Christine and Donny gather in the HOH room to confront Zach about a little lie he told earlier. Zach freely admits that he lied to Derrick about Nicole being the cause of Victoria's current melt down. He told a little lie. And he told her all about everyone's alliances. But he never meant any harm. He really didn't mean to throw Derrick under the bus. Really, he was just telling Victoria about his game. What is all the drama about?
The house meeting fizzles out, and the guys are left to do some damage control. They concoct some crazy plan for Zach to say he made up all the alliances he revealed in his confession. Another perfect, no fail, plan by the best worst alliance in all of BB. Seriously, these guys spend hours together talking game and think that nobody will ever suspect them of working together. Their alliances have been outed how many times?
Meanwhile, Frankie starts a little drama of his own. Frankie learns that Nicole told people that he said he will have Victoria in his back pocket after he reels her in with his famous sister. Frankie did say this. But he acts like this is a direct insult to his sister. He says that there is an army of Ariana fans who will take care of Nicole. He is very upset about this, and works himself into a mini hissy fit. Nicole is now his number one target.
Derrick snaps to attention and assures Frankie that he doesn't even speak his sisters name in the diary room. It's so damn weird. Are there rules about famous people I don't know about? Are we not allowed to talk about them? Isn't the whole point of being famous having people talk about you?
Frankie says he doesn't want to start any drama. He sighs, and pouts, and looks like he is gonna cry. Derrick tells him nobody is gonna talk trash about his sister. Frankie says they better not! He does his best to look completely pitiful. He tells Derrick he is okay, he doesn't want any drama. Then he heads to the diary room to place an emergency call to the Famous Police, to press charges against Nicole.
Have a Dorky Day!!
Then the tears begin. Victoria is always crying to someone about something. And while she is crying she keeps repeating that she doesn't want to start any drama. But people are horrible, she is disgusted, everyone is so mean! She wants to self evict!!! But seriously, she doesn't want to cause any drama.
Last night, the drama she doesn't want to cause is all about Derrick. He betrayed her! It feels like he cheated on her! She doesn't want to be here anymore. She needs to talk to Zach one more time, so that she can be upset all over again. Maybe if she cries to him about her broken heart, she can be sure there won't be any drama! And maybe Derrick will find out how much she wants to avoid drama, and he will come talk to her!
Well, what could be more dramatic than a house meeting? Everyone but Christine and Donny gather in the HOH room to confront Zach about a little lie he told earlier. Zach freely admits that he lied to Derrick about Nicole being the cause of Victoria's current melt down. He told a little lie. And he told her all about everyone's alliances. But he never meant any harm. He really didn't mean to throw Derrick under the bus. Really, he was just telling Victoria about his game. What is all the drama about?
The house meeting fizzles out, and the guys are left to do some damage control. They concoct some crazy plan for Zach to say he made up all the alliances he revealed in his confession. Another perfect, no fail, plan by the best worst alliance in all of BB. Seriously, these guys spend hours together talking game and think that nobody will ever suspect them of working together. Their alliances have been outed how many times?
Meanwhile, Frankie starts a little drama of his own. Frankie learns that Nicole told people that he said he will have Victoria in his back pocket after he reels her in with his famous sister. Frankie did say this. But he acts like this is a direct insult to his sister. He says that there is an army of Ariana fans who will take care of Nicole. He is very upset about this, and works himself into a mini hissy fit. Nicole is now his number one target.
Derrick snaps to attention and assures Frankie that he doesn't even speak his sisters name in the diary room. It's so damn weird. Are there rules about famous people I don't know about? Are we not allowed to talk about them? Isn't the whole point of being famous having people talk about you?
Frankie says he doesn't want to start any drama. He sighs, and pouts, and looks like he is gonna cry. Derrick tells him nobody is gonna talk trash about his sister. Frankie says they better not! He does his best to look completely pitiful. He tells Derrick he is okay, he doesn't want any drama. Then he heads to the diary room to place an emergency call to the Famous Police, to press charges against Nicole.
Have a Dorky Day!!
Saturday, August 9, 2014
My Name Is Frankie Grande And I Am A Mogulomaniac
The plan was in place to get Frankie on the block. Caleb would throw the Battle of The Block, he and Frankie would lose to Donny and Zach, and it's a done deal. A perfect plan, unless one or one hundred things go wrong! The feeds go down, and the battle begins.
Hours later, when the feeds return, we discover that Frankie won the Battle of the Block, all by his lonesome!. Plus, he won a field trip to a football game for himself, Caleb, and Christine! And he won a slop pass! Things quickly spiral out of control from there. Another night of crazy good feeds.
The kind of feeds that make you want to smash your computer to smithereens every time Frankie opens his mouth. Because when Frankie speaks, the feeling of disgust and outrage at his words makes you cringe. You want to look away, but you can't. Ugh.
Frankie had informed everyone in the house that he would be talking to them later about... um...things. He dropped cryptic hints all day about this. After the comp he would tell them...umm..things..um...good things....about...ummm...stuff...about why he is there.....and things!
And tell he did! But first, after he tries unsuccessfully to get Zach to talk with him, he annouces that he may have to get production to lock Zach in a room by himself if he isn't going to behave. He doesn't want Zach to ruin his talk with everyone.. He actually says this. Then, as he gathers the guys together to move into the fire room, a sulking but quiet Zach included, he says this:
"Producers! We are moving into the fire room!"
When they all get settled into he room he says this:
"Are the cameras in place?"
And with those words, it is obvious to all of us feed watchers around the world, that this is the beginning of yet another segment of The Frankie Show, sponsored by BB production. What follows is one of the most disgusting confessionals in BB history. He tells Caleb, Derrick, Cody, and Zach that he has been lying to them the entire game. He wants to tell them who he really is. And then he says this:
" I am social media mogul, a YouTube star with a gazillion followers, and my sister is a mega-super pop star, and I am here to donate my winnings to charity, my charity that I founded, to build schools in Africa"
And things go downhill from there. Down the hill we go in a big, slimy, egotistical mudslide designed to wash away all of Frankie's sins. Thus begins a night of shock and awe that throws the house guests into pandemonium. Complete with Frankie sending us to fish every fifteen minutes as he burst into song. An Ariana Grande song to be precise. He also warns the hgs that he can say Ariana's name, but they are not allowed. WTF??
To insure the sympathy votes were secure, he threw his grandfathers death into the mix as the reason he betrayed Zach and the alliance! If I was a real live BB update blogger, I would have to transcribe all of the ridiculously arrogant words he uttered last night. Thank gawd I am just a dorky little blogger with no such responsibility. I leave that to the professionals. And may gawd bless and protect those poor souls who had to listen, and re-listen, to his sniveling drivel to get the words right. Please pray for them. Amen.
I am still stuck on his first words about being an internet mogul. Who says that? I consult my resident expert on all things pertaining to the English language. I ask her if anyone would ever refer to themselves as a mogul.? Is that the proper use of the word? She says no. It's a word that someone might use to describe you, but you would never use it to describe yourself. Unless you were maybe Donald Trump. HA!
So we had a long night of star struck hgs pretending not to care a damn about who Frankie and his sister are. Caleb couldn't hide his starry eyes as he tells Frankie that in the game he doesn't care who Frankie is, but after the show can Frankie hook him up?
Frankie responds by scheduling a limo to take everyone to Justin Bieber's house. I don't know if that will happen before everyone gets to sing on his sister's next double-triple-platinum-single, or after they all attend the My-Sister-Is-One-Level-Above-Beyonce Award Show. And somewhere in the Frankie Tour schedule, he simply must pencil in his next YouTube video, which of course they will all be starring in. Seriously, I am pretty sure all this is in the works!
It's a monkey-barrel of emotions in the BB house by now. Nicole is crying her eyes out because she is the one who nommed Frankie. She now believes she will be seen as a villain. She is completely freaking out about this. Remember her fake fight with Hayden, and how she broke down and said she couldn't do it because viewers would think she was mean? Nicole worries about how she is perceived, and all this famous Frankie business just makes her want to curl up and cry.
Vicroria has a little cry-fest of her own involving her mysterious hair loss, Frankie, and his sister. It turns out that Ariana lost her hair tooooooooo!! And when Victoria had a meltdown about her extensions being revealed on BB, Frankie comforted her, and mentioned his sister had the same thing happen to her hair. But he didn't say his sister was FAMOUS! He didn't tell her she was ARIANA GRANDE! And for some crazy reason, this breaks Victoria's heart.
While Victoria and Nicole are busy giving each other pep-talks, the guys are plotting.the next best move of the worst ever BB alliance. They never give up. Derrick is working overtime now. He has to get these guys motivated. Zach has been in a stupor since Frankie revealed his super-hero powers. He keeps saying "He's building schools in Africa dude, I'm fooked!"
Frankie announces that he will be sleeping in the HOH room so that everybody can have their own bed tonight. Once again he is doing things for the good of all. Such sacrifices he makes!
I just can't take it any more!! I finally turn off the feeds around 1:00 a.m. BB time. I am already dreading the next few CBS shows. Frankie has ruined them with his confessional. And now the feeds will be filled with Frankie name dropping, and singing, and all kinds of Frankie show business talk. Ugh, and double ugh!!
As I reach to click the feeds off I catch this little tidbit. Frankie walks through the dining area with his bag packed for his move to the HOH room. He is on his way to take a bubble bath and relax in HOH luxury.
Christine and Cody are talking, and doing their flirty thing, and Frankie stops to chat and recap his day:
"Wow! Were noms just this morning?? Today I was nommed, I was shunned all day, I kicked ass in the competition and won it all by myself, and I won a field trip to a football game. And now I am the most popular girl in the house!!!"
It's a crazy world, this BB world! And tonight, on the feeds, Frankie gave us a guided tour of it's dark underbelly. I know we have long days ahead filled with conspiracy theories of production manipulating things for Frankie's benefit. I have my own theory that most of tonight's festivities were a direct result of Frankie manipulating production. But hey, that's show business! ((curls up in fetal position and remains catatonic for the rest of the season))
Have a Dorky Day!
Hours later, when the feeds return, we discover that Frankie won the Battle of the Block, all by his lonesome!. Plus, he won a field trip to a football game for himself, Caleb, and Christine! And he won a slop pass! Things quickly spiral out of control from there. Another night of crazy good feeds.
The kind of feeds that make you want to smash your computer to smithereens every time Frankie opens his mouth. Because when Frankie speaks, the feeling of disgust and outrage at his words makes you cringe. You want to look away, but you can't. Ugh.
Frankie had informed everyone in the house that he would be talking to them later about... um...things. He dropped cryptic hints all day about this. After the comp he would tell them...umm..things..um...good things....about...ummm...stuff...about why he is there.....and things!
And tell he did! But first, after he tries unsuccessfully to get Zach to talk with him, he annouces that he may have to get production to lock Zach in a room by himself if he isn't going to behave. He doesn't want Zach to ruin his talk with everyone.. He actually says this. Then, as he gathers the guys together to move into the fire room, a sulking but quiet Zach included, he says this:
"Producers! We are moving into the fire room!"
When they all get settled into he room he says this:
"Are the cameras in place?"
And with those words, it is obvious to all of us feed watchers around the world, that this is the beginning of yet another segment of The Frankie Show, sponsored by BB production. What follows is one of the most disgusting confessionals in BB history. He tells Caleb, Derrick, Cody, and Zach that he has been lying to them the entire game. He wants to tell them who he really is. And then he says this:
" I am social media mogul, a YouTube star with a gazillion followers, and my sister is a mega-super pop star, and I am here to donate my winnings to charity, my charity that I founded, to build schools in Africa"
And things go downhill from there. Down the hill we go in a big, slimy, egotistical mudslide designed to wash away all of Frankie's sins. Thus begins a night of shock and awe that throws the house guests into pandemonium. Complete with Frankie sending us to fish every fifteen minutes as he burst into song. An Ariana Grande song to be precise. He also warns the hgs that he can say Ariana's name, but they are not allowed. WTF??
To insure the sympathy votes were secure, he threw his grandfathers death into the mix as the reason he betrayed Zach and the alliance! If I was a real live BB update blogger, I would have to transcribe all of the ridiculously arrogant words he uttered last night. Thank gawd I am just a dorky little blogger with no such responsibility. I leave that to the professionals. And may gawd bless and protect those poor souls who had to listen, and re-listen, to his sniveling drivel to get the words right. Please pray for them. Amen.
I am still stuck on his first words about being an internet mogul. Who says that? I consult my resident expert on all things pertaining to the English language. I ask her if anyone would ever refer to themselves as a mogul.? Is that the proper use of the word? She says no. It's a word that someone might use to describe you, but you would never use it to describe yourself. Unless you were maybe Donald Trump. HA!
So we had a long night of star struck hgs pretending not to care a damn about who Frankie and his sister are. Caleb couldn't hide his starry eyes as he tells Frankie that in the game he doesn't care who Frankie is, but after the show can Frankie hook him up?
Frankie responds by scheduling a limo to take everyone to Justin Bieber's house. I don't know if that will happen before everyone gets to sing on his sister's next double-triple-platinum-single, or after they all attend the My-Sister-Is-One-Level-Above-Beyonce Award Show. And somewhere in the Frankie Tour schedule, he simply must pencil in his next YouTube video, which of course they will all be starring in. Seriously, I am pretty sure all this is in the works!
It's a monkey-barrel of emotions in the BB house by now. Nicole is crying her eyes out because she is the one who nommed Frankie. She now believes she will be seen as a villain. She is completely freaking out about this. Remember her fake fight with Hayden, and how she broke down and said she couldn't do it because viewers would think she was mean? Nicole worries about how she is perceived, and all this famous Frankie business just makes her want to curl up and cry.
Vicroria has a little cry-fest of her own involving her mysterious hair loss, Frankie, and his sister. It turns out that Ariana lost her hair tooooooooo!! And when Victoria had a meltdown about her extensions being revealed on BB, Frankie comforted her, and mentioned his sister had the same thing happen to her hair. But he didn't say his sister was FAMOUS! He didn't tell her she was ARIANA GRANDE! And for some crazy reason, this breaks Victoria's heart.
While Victoria and Nicole are busy giving each other pep-talks, the guys are plotting.the next best move of the worst ever BB alliance. They never give up. Derrick is working overtime now. He has to get these guys motivated. Zach has been in a stupor since Frankie revealed his super-hero powers. He keeps saying "He's building schools in Africa dude, I'm fooked!"
Frankie announces that he will be sleeping in the HOH room so that everybody can have their own bed tonight. Once again he is doing things for the good of all. Such sacrifices he makes!
I just can't take it any more!! I finally turn off the feeds around 1:00 a.m. BB time. I am already dreading the next few CBS shows. Frankie has ruined them with his confessional. And now the feeds will be filled with Frankie name dropping, and singing, and all kinds of Frankie show business talk. Ugh, and double ugh!!
As I reach to click the feeds off I catch this little tidbit. Frankie walks through the dining area with his bag packed for his move to the HOH room. He is on his way to take a bubble bath and relax in HOH luxury.
Christine and Cody are talking, and doing their flirty thing, and Frankie stops to chat and recap his day:
"Wow! Were noms just this morning?? Today I was nommed, I was shunned all day, I kicked ass in the competition and won it all by myself, and I won a field trip to a football game. And now I am the most popular girl in the house!!!"
It's a crazy world, this BB world! And tonight, on the feeds, Frankie gave us a guided tour of it's dark underbelly. I know we have long days ahead filled with conspiracy theories of production manipulating things for Frankie's benefit. I have my own theory that most of tonight's festivities were a direct result of Frankie manipulating production. But hey, that's show business! ((curls up in fetal position and remains catatonic for the rest of the season))
Have a Dorky Day!
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Caleb Counts On His Fingers And Saves The World!!!
Was it production whispering sweet paranoia in the diary room? Was it the beers Caleb drank at the halfway party? Was it just one more flip-flop in a house of flip-floppers? Who cares?!? It was crazy good feeds last night for sure! If you missed the fun, it all starts in the hive room with Frankie and Caleb. You can tell it's serious, because Caleb has changed out of those damn bunny slippers and into his cowboy boots. Those boots mean business!
8/6 9:01 p.m. cam 1&2
The fun continues from there. It's exactly what I was hoping would happen when the feeds went down for so long last night. I was imagining that it would take all kinds of elaborate things to save Zach, like Pandora's Box, Diamond Power of Veto, or maybe a Coup de Dingus! One magical intervention involved the ants spelling out SAVE ZACH on the walls of the BB house. Those ants are smart, it could happen!!
But all it took was a few beers, and Caleb counting on his fingers, wondering WWJD? What Would Jocasta Do? She would come after all of them! She would never be a number for them! He flipped the house pretty damn quick. Derrick and Cody helped it along, and Frankie gave it his blessing. Christine just clapped her hands a lot and said "Wow, Amazing!". She is one shady fook!
Now the Detonators are convinced that Nicole, Donny, and Hayden are Big Brother masterminds. Derrick and Cody are certain that Nicole and Hayden were playing them about Frankie and Christine turning on them. Christine and Frankie are sitting pretty, because they really were ready to turn on Derrick and Cody.
And Zach was sleeping through most of it! He woke up at some point and talked to Nicole, but seemed more concerned about his eviction night poem than he was about votes. He has no idea how close he came to leaving. He was sleeping the other night when they all decided to vote him out, and then he slept though them saving his ass last night.What a froot-loop!!
Have A Dorky Day!
8/6 9:01 p.m. cam 1&2
The fun continues from there. It's exactly what I was hoping would happen when the feeds went down for so long last night. I was imagining that it would take all kinds of elaborate things to save Zach, like Pandora's Box, Diamond Power of Veto, or maybe a Coup de Dingus! One magical intervention involved the ants spelling out SAVE ZACH on the walls of the BB house. Those ants are smart, it could happen!!
But all it took was a few beers, and Caleb counting on his fingers, wondering WWJD? What Would Jocasta Do? She would come after all of them! She would never be a number for them! He flipped the house pretty damn quick. Derrick and Cody helped it along, and Frankie gave it his blessing. Christine just clapped her hands a lot and said "Wow, Amazing!". She is one shady fook!
Now the Detonators are convinced that Nicole, Donny, and Hayden are Big Brother masterminds. Derrick and Cody are certain that Nicole and Hayden were playing them about Frankie and Christine turning on them. Christine and Frankie are sitting pretty, because they really were ready to turn on Derrick and Cody.
And Zach was sleeping through most of it! He woke up at some point and talked to Nicole, but seemed more concerned about his eviction night poem than he was about votes. He has no idea how close he came to leaving. He was sleeping the other night when they all decided to vote him out, and then he slept though them saving his ass last night.What a froot-loop!!
Have A Dorky Day!
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Zach! Wake Up And Smell The Blindside!!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ok. I feel a little better now that I got that out of the way.
I am so confused, and frustrated, and a wee bit cranky. Typical BB feed watcher cocktail of emotions. Yesterday there were a few key game convos between Frankie, Derrick, and Cody in assorted combinations. The result of these talks is that Zach will most likely be going home on Thursday. That's no fun! And it's making me cranky!!!
Frankie and Derrick are all settled on a plan to blindside Zach, working together as the Detonators, kiss-kiss all better now. But something about Frankie is bugging me. I can't quite put my finger on it. The first talk between Frankie and Derrick was so odd. Frankie was taking deep breaths, making his duck-lip I'm-so-worried face, and saying "hmmmm" while he talked to Derrick.
Derrick came out of that talk thinking he had charmed Frankie into voting out Zach. And most people watching that convo probably agree. Derrick is a master at leading people to the water and letting them think it's their idea to drink. But I don't trust Frankie. Not one little bit.
I think Frankie has something wicked up his sleeve. I suspect that he wanted Zach out all along, and will take credit for this turn of events when he gets into the diary room. Or he plans to use the votes against Zach to prove to Caleb that they, Frankie and Caleb, are the only ones loyal to the alliance. Or he has some other twisted rat-fink Frankie plan in mind.
Frankie just seemed so obvious with his discomfort during that first convo with Derrick. Too obvious. Like he was acting, not reacting. And Derrick responded to Frankie's obvious distress cues. I could be reading more into it than is really there. I do that a lot in BB. But then, we see Frankie pull the same moves on Cody when he talks to him about Zach. Same duck-lips, same sighs, same uncomfortable posturing.
Derrick has a subtle way of talking people onto his side of any issue. His remark that he would never, ever, nom Frankie because of the shame it would bring him from Team America was sheer brilliance. As he elaborated on this, he was at once reaffirming his loyalty, and reminding Frankie that he would be shamed if he ever nommed Derrick. And he made it all sound completely nonthreatening. That is Derrick's true gift. Almost anyone else speaking those same words would have made it sound like a threat.
Anyone but Frankie. Frankie and Derrick have similar people skills, different delivery. You could argue that they are playing a similar game. Using the same skills, different approach, we see Frankie as the rat, and Derrick as the all around good guy, good game player. And I'm just not sure who came out on top in that first convo, or who the end result favors the most.
Meanwhile where is Zach? I want him to stay, and that is Zach's number one crazy ass game skill. He makes us hate him so much that we love him. Well, not everybody loves him. But I need more of Zach's crazy-monkey-fun! Where the hell is he while his fate is being decided by Frankie and Derrick?
I don't want this to be an easy out blindside. I want chaos! I demand a house in turmoil! Sign me up for the revolution! Zach better wake up and get to working on his Most-Best-Worst-Crazy-BB-Plan-To-Save-His-Ass-Ever!!!
Have a Dorky Day!!
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
The Most Twisted BB Plan Ever!!!
Has there ever been such a seriously twisted plot to evict a house guest in the history of BB? I can't recall any plan that involves so many people, and such a wealth of disinformation. I could be wrong. It's week five, and this crazy cast is slowly turning my BB brain to BB mush, but I think this is a first.
There are about 15 alliances, plus Team America, all in on the plan to turn Caleb against Amber. All of this effort just so that Amber can be voted out with his blessings. If you were locked in a house with Caleb, would you want to try messing with his mind? Would you dare to encourage Zach to let loose during a ceremony being taped for the show? Not me! No sir, no way, no, no, no!
Who needs Pandora's Box when you have Caleb and Zach in the BB house? It's crazy good fun and scary as hell at the same time. It's delightful to see how easy it is to get Caleb change his mind about almost everything. But it's scary too. Caleb acts so creepy that I want to hide behind my couch and just peek out now and then.
A few days ago we got a rare glimpse into Caleb's sordid childhood. After the stinky Deep Fish Pizza delivery for the have nots, Caleb grabs a stinky fish and bites it's head off. Just for fun! A bit later, in the living room with the guys, Cody says he nearly got sick when he saw Caleb do that. All those fish intestines and stuff coming out of the fish made him really queasy. Me too!!!
Caleb hears the words nauseous and intestines, and decides it's the perfect time to retell his squirrel killing story. The story begins with quite a few gory details of how he killed it, and ends with his grandfather making him put the squirrel's intestines in his mouth, and then pull them out like a piece of spaghetti. Cody and Zach try to hide under the pillows during all this talk of intestines. This is the same story that turned Amber completely off when Caleb told it told it the first week of this season. Caleb smiles that creepy country boy smile of his and says "That's just what ya do the first time ya kill a squirrel."
Then he tells the story of his first deer kill. This time he is hunting with his father, who forces him to lick the bloody heart of the deer, and then lay down inside the carcass! Just normal hunting behavior on your first kill. I was crouching behind the couch with my hands over my ears trying not to hear this morbid tale. Poor Derrick, Zach, and Cody had no place to hide.
7/26 6:40 p.m. cam 1
Yesterday, after the ceremony, after talking to Amber and getting some clues that his alliance may be lying to him, Caleb stands at the sliding glass doors looking out at the yard. Even without mood music it was downright scary. Visions of bloody hearts and intestines danced in my head. I threw some pillows and a few snacks behind my couch, just in case.
But the feeds just got boring after that. Caleb demanded one-on-one's with everybody to get to the truth. Everybody told him the truth (lies!) that they had all agreed on. Caleb campaigned for Amber to stay, counting out the imaginary votes on his fingers. Amber was just busy being Amber. She was a bit more feisty than her usual self . But mostly she just trailed away in every convo, blaming Zach for everything. Everyone fed her lie after lie, and she ended up counting imaginary votes with Caleb. And Zach was napping through it all.
During the evening Amber began dropping hints about her past. She sort of, kind of, maybe, possibly, more than likely, has things in her past that would get her some sympathy and help her win the game. But she is not gonna play that way, for reasons that she can't say, about things she won't even talk about, and by the way, please forget she even brought it up. Aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh!
Earlier in the season, when Amber was talking a lot about her world travels, she would mention Australia, and how she had to come back from Australia, for....umm.... reasons. She would never elaborate. Several people tried to get her to tell them what she meant, but she would just change the subject. But in every convo about Australia, she would mention that she had to return to the states...because....ummm....oh never mind...just reasons.
Usually during BB I want to hear more about what makes people tick. Like the black bird that carried Victoria away as a child. Tell me more, tell me more! But with Amber and Caleb I am afraid! I would rather hear the details of Zach's hyperactive childhood than delve any deeper into Caleb's mind. And I don't wanna hear a sob story from Amber. Please no! Make it stop!
I want Zach to stay awake at all times so that Amber and Caleb have no chance of revealing their true identities. I want Caleb to swear off hunting, and hunting stories, forever. And please, can Amber speak in full sentences and actually say something? But not about..you know, Australia and....um..reasons.
Have a Dorky Day!
There are about 15 alliances, plus Team America, all in on the plan to turn Caleb against Amber. All of this effort just so that Amber can be voted out with his blessings. If you were locked in a house with Caleb, would you want to try messing with his mind? Would you dare to encourage Zach to let loose during a ceremony being taped for the show? Not me! No sir, no way, no, no, no!
Who needs Pandora's Box when you have Caleb and Zach in the BB house? It's crazy good fun and scary as hell at the same time. It's delightful to see how easy it is to get Caleb change his mind about almost everything. But it's scary too. Caleb acts so creepy that I want to hide behind my couch and just peek out now and then.
A few days ago we got a rare glimpse into Caleb's sordid childhood. After the stinky Deep Fish Pizza delivery for the have nots, Caleb grabs a stinky fish and bites it's head off. Just for fun! A bit later, in the living room with the guys, Cody says he nearly got sick when he saw Caleb do that. All those fish intestines and stuff coming out of the fish made him really queasy. Me too!!!
Caleb hears the words nauseous and intestines, and decides it's the perfect time to retell his squirrel killing story. The story begins with quite a few gory details of how he killed it, and ends with his grandfather making him put the squirrel's intestines in his mouth, and then pull them out like a piece of spaghetti. Cody and Zach try to hide under the pillows during all this talk of intestines. This is the same story that turned Amber completely off when Caleb told it told it the first week of this season. Caleb smiles that creepy country boy smile of his and says "That's just what ya do the first time ya kill a squirrel."
Then he tells the story of his first deer kill. This time he is hunting with his father, who forces him to lick the bloody heart of the deer, and then lay down inside the carcass! Just normal hunting behavior on your first kill. I was crouching behind the couch with my hands over my ears trying not to hear this morbid tale. Poor Derrick, Zach, and Cody had no place to hide.
7/26 6:40 p.m. cam 1
Yesterday, after the ceremony, after talking to Amber and getting some clues that his alliance may be lying to him, Caleb stands at the sliding glass doors looking out at the yard. Even without mood music it was downright scary. Visions of bloody hearts and intestines danced in my head. I threw some pillows and a few snacks behind my couch, just in case.
But the feeds just got boring after that. Caleb demanded one-on-one's with everybody to get to the truth. Everybody told him the truth (lies!) that they had all agreed on. Caleb campaigned for Amber to stay, counting out the imaginary votes on his fingers. Amber was just busy being Amber. She was a bit more feisty than her usual self . But mostly she just trailed away in every convo, blaming Zach for everything. Everyone fed her lie after lie, and she ended up counting imaginary votes with Caleb. And Zach was napping through it all.
During the evening Amber began dropping hints about her past. She sort of, kind of, maybe, possibly, more than likely, has things in her past that would get her some sympathy and help her win the game. But she is not gonna play that way, for reasons that she can't say, about things she won't even talk about, and by the way, please forget she even brought it up. Aaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh!
Earlier in the season, when Amber was talking a lot about her world travels, she would mention Australia, and how she had to come back from Australia, for....umm.... reasons. She would never elaborate. Several people tried to get her to tell them what she meant, but she would just change the subject. But in every convo about Australia, she would mention that she had to return to the states...because....ummm....oh never mind...just reasons.
Usually during BB I want to hear more about what makes people tick. Like the black bird that carried Victoria away as a child. Tell me more, tell me more! But with Amber and Caleb I am afraid! I would rather hear the details of Zach's hyperactive childhood than delve any deeper into Caleb's mind. And I don't wanna hear a sob story from Amber. Please no! Make it stop!
I want Zach to stay awake at all times so that Amber and Caleb have no chance of revealing their true identities. I want Caleb to swear off hunting, and hunting stories, forever. And please, can Amber speak in full sentences and actually say something? But not about..you know, Australia and....um..reasons.
Have a Dorky Day!
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Happy Dingus Day!
Yesterday Derrick was informed by BB that his grandfather had passed away. The BB house was very quiet for a good long while. Derrick was emotional, yet reserved. The house guests were thoughtful and supportive. A very different scene than the one we witnessed the other night when Frankie received news of his grandfather's death. We all grieve in or own way. Derrick's way is the quiet way.
To take our minds away from this sadness, we should focus on happy thoughts. Happy, crazy dingus thoughts. Zach did his cray-zee thing at the nom ceremony and called Nicole a "fruit loop dingus" ! He is such a fooligan! She was more upset about being nommed than about being called silly names. This name calling seemed only to confuse Nicole completely. My chat friends were confused by the word dingus. Both the spelling and the meaning of the word were up for debate.
Being the dork that I am, easily distracted by the most trivial of things during BB, I launched a google quest to discover the true meaning of the dingus!! So many choices!
There, now don't you feel better? Zach has once again saved the day with all this talk of dingus.
Have a Dorky Day!
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To take our minds away from this sadness, we should focus on happy thoughts. Happy, crazy dingus thoughts. Zach did his cray-zee thing at the nom ceremony and called Nicole a "fruit loop dingus" ! He is such a fooligan! She was more upset about being nommed than about being called silly names. This name calling seemed only to confuse Nicole completely. My chat friends were confused by the word dingus. Both the spelling and the meaning of the word were up for debate.
Being the dork that I am, easily distracted by the most trivial of things during BB, I launched a google quest to discover the true meaning of the dingus!! So many choices!
- An article whose name is unknown or forgotten: dingus, whatchamacallit
- A stupid person, or a person doing stupid things
- A movie! Dirty Dingus McGee ! Listed as an anti-western (?) starring Frank Sinatra as an ass-breaker cowboy criminal! I'm not sure what an ass-breaker is but I resisted all temptation to google it, because gawd knows where I might end up. Maybe it means mule skinner, which is a term I have wondered about now and then, so I google that instead. A mule skinner is someone who drives mules, also known as a muleteer. I picture a rough and tumble cowboy with a Mouseketeer/Muleteer hat and get distracted by that for a while. Okay, back to dingus land.
- A restaurant! Dingus McGee's Roadhouse in Auburn, CA. You can eat there, dingus style! Ready to party? You can ride in the Dingus Limo if you order the Dingus Party Package!! Caleb would be all over that!
- A holiday! Happy Dingus Day! Actually called Smygus-Dyngus, or Wet Monday, a Polish holiday the day after Easter. Pronounced SHMEE-goos DIN-gooss. Say it out loud, it's fun!! This is a holiday where boys splash water on girls and hit them with switches. WTF??? A day of stupid (dingus) pranks.
- It's a town! Dingus, Kentucky!! Famous for its Dingus Food Carts!! I think Caleb's ancestors founded Dingus, KY
- One online dictionary asks me "What made you want to look up dingus?" I need to find a good pic of Zach so I can post it there.
- Another site invites me to contribute to dingus development! New and improved dingus for all!!
There, now don't you feel better? Zach has once again saved the day with all this talk of dingus.
Have a Dorky Day!
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Friday, July 25, 2014
Zach: Set The Monkeys Loose!
So Derrick gives the HOH to Frankie. Ugh! Derrick says "It's poetic, you being HOH right now." No, it's not poetic, it's pathetic. A sympathy throw in an HOH comp is ridiculous. But it does mean that Derrick's hands will remain free of blood for one more week. Maybe he was thinking about more than poetry when he threw it to Frankie. Is he that good? Hmm.
Let's not worry about that right now. What's done is done. Let's focus on Zach. This might be difficult, because he is moving at super speed through the house, leaving a trail of paranoia that makes for crazy good feeds. He changes his nom choices at least once a minute. He changes them even during one sentence! It's a wonder to behold.
I love a house guest that can cause such mayhem. But with Zach, you have to wonder, because it seems like mayhem for mayhem's sake. Could there be a single, strategic purpose to his madness? Has he completely forgotten he may not be safe this week? Does he truly not realize that he is fast becoming every one's next target?
Who cares?!! It's freakishly good fun! Let the paranoia run wild! In between announcing his latest nomination combinations, Zach poses in front of a mirror now and then to admire himself in the HOH bathrobe. He gets an anti nail biting manicure from Frankie. He tilts his new hat at a rakish angle and does a happy dance. Then it's back to work he goes.
If he remains the HOH we should have one week of fabulous feeds. Can the hgs survive a week of Zach hoh-itis? Can we? Can BB? I am giddy with the possibilities. Zach reminds me of The Kids In The Hall skit with the wild monkeys. This guy has a room full of wild monkeys, and he holds the town hostage by threatening to set the monkeys loose. Set the monkeys loose Zach!! Let them run free!
If he remains the HOH we should have one week of fabulous feeds. Can the hgs survive a week of Zach hoh-itis? Can we? Can BB? I am giddy with the possibilities. Zach reminds me of The Kids In The Hall skit with the wild monkeys. This guy has a room full of wild monkeys, and he holds the town hostage by threatening to set the monkeys loose. Set the monkeys loose Zach!! Let them run free!
Have a Dorky Day!
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Party Time!
What a bunch of wacko-doodles! This is the cast that just keeps on giving. I can't even begin to describe all the mischief they got up to last night. BB made it all possible by announcing that booze would be delivered unto the house! Thank Gawd!
Brittany and Zach were both working overtime on their own brand of crazy. Caleb and Amber were featured in another installment of their spin off, StalkMance: The Mini Series. The rest of the cast played their supporting roles to the hilt. Stellar performances all around!
Caleb revealed that BB production is his personal assistant! He was ordering them around all night long. Get me some candles! Book me a cruise! Buy me an engagement ring for Amber! BB better hustle, or Caleb will have to go all beast mode on their ass!
Caleb is newly delusional every day. He decides to take Amber on a romantic date in the back yard. This date lasts about 45 painful minutes. He tells everyone that their first date went really well. It's always a good sign when your date is so nervous she chews her lips until they bleed. Amber will end up married to this dodo head because she refuses to say the word NO! She is such a wuss! She just gets all squirmy and vague, and hungry for cookie dough. Pathetic!
That date went from hilarious to horror story as we watched. Seriously uncomfortable. Thank goodness we have Zach for comic relief.. BB is so boring for Zach that he has to dream up his own twisted twists. During all this romantic date nonsense, his alliance is still reeling form Zach's Crazy-Bad-BB Plan # 29. Earlier we witnessed this evil plot hatching in his mind when he was listening to Brittany in the hive room. Brittany has been fed so many lies about the coming vote that she has her own twisty twist version of what's going on:
Brittany: A lot of people are scared to vote, so they are gonna vote however the house votes.
Nobody is gonna know how to vote until somebody speaks up and says how they are voting, but the main people who want me to stay aren't gonna say anything. They are gonna see how the house is voting.
So nobody will say how they are voting. So nobody knows how to vote. Somebody needs to speak up.
Zach: HOUSE MEETING!!!!
That convo made my brain hurt! We did not get the promised house meeting, but just the threat of a house meeting was loads of fun.. Even as they go into full panic mode, Cody and Frankie can't help but laugh at Zach as he fills them in on his latest crazy ass scheme.
A lot of other crazy fun transpired and the night finally came to an end with Cody, Zach, and Brittany all sleeping together in the HOH bird nest bed. How did that happen? These hgs are seriously twisted.
Have a Dorky Day!
Brittany and Zach were both working overtime on their own brand of crazy. Caleb and Amber were featured in another installment of their spin off, StalkMance: The Mini Series. The rest of the cast played their supporting roles to the hilt. Stellar performances all around!
Caleb revealed that BB production is his personal assistant! He was ordering them around all night long. Get me some candles! Book me a cruise! Buy me an engagement ring for Amber! BB better hustle, or Caleb will have to go all beast mode on their ass!
Caleb is newly delusional every day. He decides to take Amber on a romantic date in the back yard. This date lasts about 45 painful minutes. He tells everyone that their first date went really well. It's always a good sign when your date is so nervous she chews her lips until they bleed. Amber will end up married to this dodo head because she refuses to say the word NO! She is such a wuss! She just gets all squirmy and vague, and hungry for cookie dough. Pathetic!
That date went from hilarious to horror story as we watched. Seriously uncomfortable. Thank goodness we have Zach for comic relief.. BB is so boring for Zach that he has to dream up his own twisted twists. During all this romantic date nonsense, his alliance is still reeling form Zach's Crazy-Bad-BB Plan # 29. Earlier we witnessed this evil plot hatching in his mind when he was listening to Brittany in the hive room. Brittany has been fed so many lies about the coming vote that she has her own twisty twist version of what's going on:
Brittany: A lot of people are scared to vote, so they are gonna vote however the house votes.
Nobody is gonna know how to vote until somebody speaks up and says how they are voting, but the main people who want me to stay aren't gonna say anything. They are gonna see how the house is voting.
So nobody will say how they are voting. So nobody knows how to vote. Somebody needs to speak up.
Zach: HOUSE MEETING!!!!
That convo made my brain hurt! We did not get the promised house meeting, but just the threat of a house meeting was loads of fun.. Even as they go into full panic mode, Cody and Frankie can't help but laugh at Zach as he fills them in on his latest crazy ass scheme.
A lot of other crazy fun transpired and the night finally came to an end with Cody, Zach, and Brittany all sleeping together in the HOH bird nest bed. How did that happen? These hgs are seriously twisted.
Have a Dorky Day!
Monday, July 21, 2014
I'm Bored! Put Me On the Block!
My, oh my, oh my! The evening begins with Jocasta speaking in tongues on the show, and the crazy just overflows onto the feeds. Last night was the perfect ending to a day spent watching Britt kick that ball over and over again. I am not a Britt fan, but she did finish that brutal task with time to spare. Good for you Britt!
A lot of game talk was happening last night. Endless convos repeated in various versions. And Zach was right in there. He was trying to get his alliance to put Caleb up instead of Donny. He explained that Donny is his new best friend, as of 15 minutes ago, and completely trustworthy. He has Donny in his pocket! Donny should join their alliance! They think this is a terrible idea, and this makes Zach very cranky. He made some valid points as he proceeded to insult and anger everyone in the room. This craziness ends with the alliance saying "No!!". Zach is thoroughly disgusted with them, and says, well, just put me up. He's not afraid, he'll be safe. Dude, this alliance is awesome!
While this has been going on up in the HOH, Caleb has been busy with Amber in the hive room. He is trying to talk her into convincing Cody to put Zach up as replacement nom. It was a typical Amber and Caleb boring game talk circle dance around his burning cowboy love. Ugh!
Things were quiet for a while. And Suddenly....Zach!! He has another great idea! A fabulous idea! He runs it by Christine and Frankie and they tell him "No! No! No!". He smirks his smarmy smirk, and races up to the HOH. He presents his surefire plan for chaos and destruction to Cody and Derrick.
He wants to fake a fight with Cody, and have Cody put him on the block. Zach will blow it up at the POV ceremony, and this will send the house reeling in confusion. Donny will then want to make a F2 with Zach, and he will be their puppet. This plan is genius! It can't fail! It will be awesome dude!! Put me up! Put me up! Put me Up! They tell him no in the nicest way. They tell him the hundreds of reasons why this is a very bad plan. Zack looks at them, totally deflated, and says "I'm bored! Just put me on the block!!!"
( 7/20 11:50 pm cam 1 )
This was the funniest moment of BB16 so far. I laughed so hard I was crying. Cody and Derrick were laughing just as hard. They loved his enthusiasm, but No! No! No! Zach leaves the room begging them to please think about it. To insure that Cody will not go along with this crazy plan, Derrick does his thing and tells Cody that Zach must be America's Player. Getting himself nommed has to be a task he is getting from the diary room, and he will get $5,000 if he succeeds. This is quite amusing, since Derrick himself is our player, and has already earned $10,000. Derrick is tricky that way.
Zach may be playing to the cameras, eager for face time on the show. He might be a Dr. Will wannabe. He is mostly selfish and mean. He is definitely addicted to causing chaos. But he was so damn funny last night I don't even care. I went to bed happy.
And then, I woke up today only to discover that Brittany has been up all night scheming and complaining. She may have topped Zach in the Most-Genius-Worst-Plan-Ever department. She is going to suggest to Cody that he let her make the replacement nom!!! He owes her that much at least, doesn't he? And she will nom Zach! She'll explain how this will keep the blood off Cody's hands. Another brilliant, no-fail plan. How could he refuse? She at least deserves to choose who sits next to her on the block! Sounds legit to me. Zach and Britt are BB masterminds!!! They would make a great powerhouse couple. Zach and Brittany FTW!!!
Have a Dorky Day!!
A lot of game talk was happening last night. Endless convos repeated in various versions. And Zach was right in there. He was trying to get his alliance to put Caleb up instead of Donny. He explained that Donny is his new best friend, as of 15 minutes ago, and completely trustworthy. He has Donny in his pocket! Donny should join their alliance! They think this is a terrible idea, and this makes Zach very cranky. He made some valid points as he proceeded to insult and anger everyone in the room. This craziness ends with the alliance saying "No!!". Zach is thoroughly disgusted with them, and says, well, just put me up. He's not afraid, he'll be safe. Dude, this alliance is awesome!
While this has been going on up in the HOH, Caleb has been busy with Amber in the hive room. He is trying to talk her into convincing Cody to put Zach up as replacement nom. It was a typical Amber and Caleb boring game talk circle dance around his burning cowboy love. Ugh!
Things were quiet for a while. And Suddenly....Zach!! He has another great idea! A fabulous idea! He runs it by Christine and Frankie and they tell him "No! No! No!". He smirks his smarmy smirk, and races up to the HOH. He presents his surefire plan for chaos and destruction to Cody and Derrick.
He wants to fake a fight with Cody, and have Cody put him on the block. Zach will blow it up at the POV ceremony, and this will send the house reeling in confusion. Donny will then want to make a F2 with Zach, and he will be their puppet. This plan is genius! It can't fail! It will be awesome dude!! Put me up! Put me up! Put me Up! They tell him no in the nicest way. They tell him the hundreds of reasons why this is a very bad plan. Zack looks at them, totally deflated, and says "I'm bored! Just put me on the block!!!"
( 7/20 11:50 pm cam 1 )
This was the funniest moment of BB16 so far. I laughed so hard I was crying. Cody and Derrick were laughing just as hard. They loved his enthusiasm, but No! No! No! Zach leaves the room begging them to please think about it. To insure that Cody will not go along with this crazy plan, Derrick does his thing and tells Cody that Zach must be America's Player. Getting himself nommed has to be a task he is getting from the diary room, and he will get $5,000 if he succeeds. This is quite amusing, since Derrick himself is our player, and has already earned $10,000. Derrick is tricky that way.
Zach may be playing to the cameras, eager for face time on the show. He might be a Dr. Will wannabe. He is mostly selfish and mean. He is definitely addicted to causing chaos. But he was so damn funny last night I don't even care. I went to bed happy.
And then, I woke up today only to discover that Brittany has been up all night scheming and complaining. She may have topped Zach in the Most-Genius-Worst-Plan-Ever department. She is going to suggest to Cody that he let her make the replacement nom!!! He owes her that much at least, doesn't he? And she will nom Zach! She'll explain how this will keep the blood off Cody's hands. Another brilliant, no-fail plan. How could he refuse? She at least deserves to choose who sits next to her on the block! Sounds legit to me. Zach and Britt are BB masterminds!!! They would make a great powerhouse couple. Zach and Brittany FTW!!!
Have a Dorky Day!!
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Victoria, What Did You Do???
I was suspicious last night when we had fish for a while, and then all 4 cams were on the hive room. As I watched the convo between Caleb and Amber go on into infinity, I was hoping that the cam shenanigans meant that Victoria was self evicting. She had been crying and complaining to everyone since the Battle of the Block. She says everyone in the house is so mean, and she is so nice, she doesn't even want to be here anymore. I never heard her actually threaten to self evict, but it was fun to think about.
Quite a while later Zach is up in the HOH with Frankie and Cody in the bird nest. Zach says they have to keep Victoria, especially after what went down today. What is he talking about? What went down? Frankie and Cody are as clueless as I am. Zach tells them he can't talk about it, but it was something Victoria did in the diary room that you cannot do. What could that be? He can't tell them because production said not to tell or he would be in trouble. Something that she did, that you cannot do, that might cause someone in production to lose their job!!! Whaaaaaat? Tell me! Tell me!!
We get fish, and then..new topic! No more mention of Victoria. What happened? I want to know!!! Will we ever know?? Did anything even really happen? Zach is great at making things up, so he may be lying to them. Victoria is an emotional mess right now, so she may be making a big deal about nothing. Zach told Frankie and Cody that he went right into the diary room after talking to Victoria and asked them if it was true. He made it sound like they said yes, then warned him not to talk about it to anyone. ( 7/19 2:03:33 am )
So frustrating!! I search the archives and find a really quick exchange between Victoria and Zach that begins in the kitchen ( 7/18 6:01:12 pm ) Victoria is crying, they go to the storage room, Victoria says "Do you know why they called me to the DR? It wasn't..." And we get fish. It wasn't what??? What happened?
I can't even imagine any crazy scenarios. What in the world could she do in the diary room that might affect somebodys job? The guys have been complaining about Victoria touching them inappropriately. They can't really believe Victoria has no idea what she is doing. Maybe they talked about it in the diary room and production decided to address the issue with her. But still, what could she do in there that you are not allowed to do? Demonstrate her technique? No, that can't be it, Zach said it had to do with the game.What happened in there???
The diary room is such an enigma. What goes on in there? Remember last season? When were were all certain that Elissa was receiving the full spa treatment during her hour long diary room sessions? What could she have been doing in there for hours at a time?
Jocasta revealed a bit about the diary room yesterday. She was talking to Brittany, who was complaining again about being a target and blah blah blah. She said she just wanted to scream, Jocasta told her to go do that in the DR. She told Britt to just go in there and let it all out, and they will ask her if she wants it filmed or not, and just say no. Jocasta says that's what she does. She goes in there all the time and lets loose and tells them not to film it. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The DR is our secret weapon. Our sacred ground! DR sessions help us separate the truth from the lies. A diary room rant or melt down is our dream come true. We want to see you let loose. Slam the whole house! Cry us a river! My whole BB world is spiraling out of control! No, Jocasta, say it ain't so!
Have a Dorky Day!
Quite a while later Zach is up in the HOH with Frankie and Cody in the bird nest. Zach says they have to keep Victoria, especially after what went down today. What is he talking about? What went down? Frankie and Cody are as clueless as I am. Zach tells them he can't talk about it, but it was something Victoria did in the diary room that you cannot do. What could that be? He can't tell them because production said not to tell or he would be in trouble. Something that she did, that you cannot do, that might cause someone in production to lose their job!!! Whaaaaaat? Tell me! Tell me!!
We get fish, and then..new topic! No more mention of Victoria. What happened? I want to know!!! Will we ever know?? Did anything even really happen? Zach is great at making things up, so he may be lying to them. Victoria is an emotional mess right now, so she may be making a big deal about nothing. Zach told Frankie and Cody that he went right into the diary room after talking to Victoria and asked them if it was true. He made it sound like they said yes, then warned him not to talk about it to anyone. ( 7/19 2:03:33 am )
So frustrating!! I search the archives and find a really quick exchange between Victoria and Zach that begins in the kitchen ( 7/18 6:01:12 pm ) Victoria is crying, they go to the storage room, Victoria says "Do you know why they called me to the DR? It wasn't..." And we get fish. It wasn't what??? What happened?
I can't even imagine any crazy scenarios. What in the world could she do in the diary room that might affect somebodys job? The guys have been complaining about Victoria touching them inappropriately. They can't really believe Victoria has no idea what she is doing. Maybe they talked about it in the diary room and production decided to address the issue with her. But still, what could she do in there that you are not allowed to do? Demonstrate her technique? No, that can't be it, Zach said it had to do with the game.What happened in there???
The diary room is such an enigma. What goes on in there? Remember last season? When were were all certain that Elissa was receiving the full spa treatment during her hour long diary room sessions? What could she have been doing in there for hours at a time?
Jocasta revealed a bit about the diary room yesterday. She was talking to Brittany, who was complaining again about being a target and blah blah blah. She said she just wanted to scream, Jocasta told her to go do that in the DR. She told Britt to just go in there and let it all out, and they will ask her if she wants it filmed or not, and just say no. Jocasta says that's what she does. She goes in there all the time and lets loose and tells them not to film it. Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
The DR is our secret weapon. Our sacred ground! DR sessions help us separate the truth from the lies. A diary room rant or melt down is our dream come true. We want to see you let loose. Slam the whole house! Cry us a river! My whole BB world is spiraling out of control! No, Jocasta, say it ain't so!
Have a Dorky Day!
Saturday, July 12, 2014
Frankie the Rat
So, I have this love hate relationship going on with Frankie. Pre-season I was prepared to hate him. I don't like a house guest with a huge voting fan base. Makes me cranky. But then the season started and Frankie was kind of fun. All the hgs adored him. He had a slumber party giggle fest with Devin and Caleb! How could I not love him? And how cute was Zankie? Those two were adorable!
And then Frankie turned into the Broadway version of Andy the Rat from season 15! Last week Frankie ran himself ragged trying to get Zach evicted. He played messenger boy for everyone, and his singing telegrams were all lies! He popped in on every conversation. I swear that one time he was in four different rooms, on all four cameras at once!
Now Frankie looks about ten years older than his fake age. His eyes are going a little buggy. His sparkle is gone. And, when the first Team America task is revealed, it takes him two seconds to choose Zach as their target. They will spread a rumor that Zach is related to Amanda from season 15. There is a possibility this might put an even bigger target on Zach than the one he painted on himself last week. Frankie is still trying to get Zach out. For some reason this makes me really hate Frankie.
And then, in the wee hours of the night, Frankie tells Derrick a secret. He says that he works with a group of Broadway performers that travel to Africa and work with the children there. He tells him that the $5,000 he will get for the Team America task will build a school in Africa. He is going to give all of his Team America money to build schools in Africa! Devin has a daughter, but Frankie has a village! A country!
It turns out that Frankie is telling the truth. He really does travel the world doing good works. He probably will donate his Team America money to build a school. I start to love Frankie again. But then I remember his first school might cost Zach the game. This makes me cranky all over again.
Let's see what kinds of trouble Frankie stirs up today. I will give him one more chance. He has until midnight to prove himself worthy of my love.
Have a Dorky Day!
And then Frankie turned into the Broadway version of Andy the Rat from season 15! Last week Frankie ran himself ragged trying to get Zach evicted. He played messenger boy for everyone, and his singing telegrams were all lies! He popped in on every conversation. I swear that one time he was in four different rooms, on all four cameras at once!
Now Frankie looks about ten years older than his fake age. His eyes are going a little buggy. His sparkle is gone. And, when the first Team America task is revealed, it takes him two seconds to choose Zach as their target. They will spread a rumor that Zach is related to Amanda from season 15. There is a possibility this might put an even bigger target on Zach than the one he painted on himself last week. Frankie is still trying to get Zach out. For some reason this makes me really hate Frankie.
And then, in the wee hours of the night, Frankie tells Derrick a secret. He says that he works with a group of Broadway performers that travel to Africa and work with the children there. He tells him that the $5,000 he will get for the Team America task will build a school in Africa. He is going to give all of his Team America money to build schools in Africa! Devin has a daughter, but Frankie has a village! A country!
It turns out that Frankie is telling the truth. He really does travel the world doing good works. He probably will donate his Team America money to build a school. I start to love Frankie again. But then I remember his first school might cost Zach the game. This makes me cranky all over again.
Let's see what kinds of trouble Frankie stirs up today. I will give him one more chance. He has until midnight to prove himself worthy of my love.
Have a Dorky Day!
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
The Mystery Of The Missing Condoms
Yesterday the feeds were that crazy BB mix of boring but interesting. Mostly dull with some game talk sparkles here and there. But, late last night, Zach and Caleb called a truce.Then Frankie worked his crazy magic with Devin, telling him alarming things in that special way that Frankie has of twisting the truth. Things went to hell from there. Bomb Squad Outing : The Sequel. All kinds of crazy things will soon transpire as a direct result of Devin's antics last night.
Meanwhile, everyone seems to have forgotten all about the missing condoms! Earlier in the evening, when the girls were thinking up pranks against the boys, they decided to make condom water balloons. Brittany discovered that three condoms were missing from the box they got from the storage room. The girls went wild, and stealth whispering ensued.
Speculations led directly to Zach and Frankie. Jocasta told the girls she had heard sex sounds coming from their direction the other night. But then she figured it was just the people in the walls. Um...what? She figured the camera dudes were having sex in the walls, so she just went back to sleep?
The case of the missing condoms was soon forgotten when the Devin crazy fest began. Well, forgotten by all but me. How could the live feeders miss three condoms worth of night vision shenanigans? Why were Zach and Frankie the only suspects? Why didn't each of the girls launch separate, undercover investigations, and report back at the first secret meeting of a newly formed alliance called The Trojans???
I am so intrigued by the behind the scenes details of Big Brother. When I first started following the live feeds, I was amazed that BB supplies the hgs with all kinds of sex related paraphernalia. I tried to imagine the meetings and memos that led to condoms and dental dams being added to the storage room shopping list. Does CBS order them in bulk? Is there a central warehouse that dispenses them as needed? Do they send an intern out with that shopping list?
Back on the feeds, Brittany and Jocasta seem to have boarded the Devin crazy train. Everyone else is wondering what the hell went on in that HOH room with Devin, Jocasta, and Brittany. They practice their holy mantra: deny, deny, deny! These hgs are more concerned with the game than the missing condoms! What a bunch of silly heads!
I suspect that Caleb and Devin slipped those condoms into their pockets just in case their stalk-mance dreams come true. When the girls discovered the condom shortage, diversionary tactics were required. Caleb forms a truce with Zach and sends Frankie upstairs with a secret coded message. Devin deciphers the message, and creates a decoy by proclaiming that he is now going rogue. Frankie did his best to garble that secret message, so there is still a chance that the evidence will lead us back to Zankie.
The girls secret condom alliance seems to have disbanded. The Trojans are no more. I can only hope that live feeders across the land are searching the archives for clues. Examining every minute of night vision footage for telltale signs of hanky-panky. Please, live feeders, don't fail me now!
Have a Dorky Day!
Meanwhile, everyone seems to have forgotten all about the missing condoms! Earlier in the evening, when the girls were thinking up pranks against the boys, they decided to make condom water balloons. Brittany discovered that three condoms were missing from the box they got from the storage room. The girls went wild, and stealth whispering ensued.
Speculations led directly to Zach and Frankie. Jocasta told the girls she had heard sex sounds coming from their direction the other night. But then she figured it was just the people in the walls. Um...what? She figured the camera dudes were having sex in the walls, so she just went back to sleep?
The case of the missing condoms was soon forgotten when the Devin crazy fest began. Well, forgotten by all but me. How could the live feeders miss three condoms worth of night vision shenanigans? Why were Zach and Frankie the only suspects? Why didn't each of the girls launch separate, undercover investigations, and report back at the first secret meeting of a newly formed alliance called The Trojans???
I am so intrigued by the behind the scenes details of Big Brother. When I first started following the live feeds, I was amazed that BB supplies the hgs with all kinds of sex related paraphernalia. I tried to imagine the meetings and memos that led to condoms and dental dams being added to the storage room shopping list. Does CBS order them in bulk? Is there a central warehouse that dispenses them as needed? Do they send an intern out with that shopping list?
Back on the feeds, Brittany and Jocasta seem to have boarded the Devin crazy train. Everyone else is wondering what the hell went on in that HOH room with Devin, Jocasta, and Brittany. They practice their holy mantra: deny, deny, deny! These hgs are more concerned with the game than the missing condoms! What a bunch of silly heads!
I suspect that Caleb and Devin slipped those condoms into their pockets just in case their stalk-mance dreams come true. When the girls discovered the condom shortage, diversionary tactics were required. Caleb forms a truce with Zach and sends Frankie upstairs with a secret coded message. Devin deciphers the message, and creates a decoy by proclaiming that he is now going rogue. Frankie did his best to garble that secret message, so there is still a chance that the evidence will lead us back to Zankie.
The girls secret condom alliance seems to have disbanded. The Trojans are no more. I can only hope that live feeders across the land are searching the archives for clues. Examining every minute of night vision footage for telltale signs of hanky-panky. Please, live feeders, don't fail me now!
Have a Dorky Day!
Monday, July 7, 2014
Code Word: Apple Pie
So, it turns out that I don't have to be asleep to miss whats going down on BB. I don't even have to be on the wrong camera! I witnessed the apple pie convo in the kitchen and never suspected a thing. Donny made a couple weird faces, and I thought it was just Donny being Donny. Derrick was fidgety when he went to the back yard, but I figured that he was just worried about Zach. And Frankie was just being Frankie, singing a medley about apple pie, bald eagles, and America.
Team America code words flying all over the place, and I am completely oblivious! Caleb's story about bald eagles knocking goats off the mountain distracted me! The ice cream talk made my mind wander! Donny's idea of opening an ice cream and water restaurant bamboozled me!
And when did our Team America alliance meet up in the storage room for their first official meeting? Or was it in the back yard? Wherever it was, I missed that too! I must have been busy giggling hysterically at Devin's goofy grin as he was daydreaming about having even more daughters, this time with Brittany. That dude is seriously whacked.
Yesterday was mostly boring, with a sprinkling of lunacy. Caleb wants to give the Bomb Squad promise rings, while Devin sharpens his scalpel to cut the cancer out of his alliance. I think the cancer is Caleb, but it might be spreading fast to the other members of "The Squad". Zach is on suicide watch as he spirals out of control. And Brittany is considering not accepting the Veto if Devin uses it on her!!! That's just plain crazy talk!
Two weeks into the game, and Frankie looks totally frazzled as he runs from room to room, alternately starting and putting out fires. Devin watches his spy cam while teaching himself how to read lips. The Bomb Squad lower echelon plots a Coup d'etat to dethrone Caleb and Devin. And Brittany seems fairly serious about her crazy idea of refusing the Veto.
These people are playing as if it's week ten, not week two. No wonder I missed the code words! It's like we have been plopped down in BB mid season. We are naked and afraid! EVERYBODY JUST CALM THE FOOK DOWN!!!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Team America code words flying all over the place, and I am completely oblivious! Caleb's story about bald eagles knocking goats off the mountain distracted me! The ice cream talk made my mind wander! Donny's idea of opening an ice cream and water restaurant bamboozled me!
And when did our Team America alliance meet up in the storage room for their first official meeting? Or was it in the back yard? Wherever it was, I missed that too! I must have been busy giggling hysterically at Devin's goofy grin as he was daydreaming about having even more daughters, this time with Brittany. That dude is seriously whacked.
Yesterday was mostly boring, with a sprinkling of lunacy. Caleb wants to give the Bomb Squad promise rings, while Devin sharpens his scalpel to cut the cancer out of his alliance. I think the cancer is Caleb, but it might be spreading fast to the other members of "The Squad". Zach is on suicide watch as he spirals out of control. And Brittany is considering not accepting the Veto if Devin uses it on her!!! That's just plain crazy talk!
Two weeks into the game, and Frankie looks totally frazzled as he runs from room to room, alternately starting and putting out fires. Devin watches his spy cam while teaching himself how to read lips. The Bomb Squad lower echelon plots a Coup d'etat to dethrone Caleb and Devin. And Brittany seems fairly serious about her crazy idea of refusing the Veto.
These people are playing as if it's week ten, not week two. No wonder I missed the code words! It's like we have been plopped down in BB mid season. We are naked and afraid! EVERYBODY JUST CALM THE FOOK DOWN!!!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
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