Christine walked out of the BB house and the audience booed her loud and clear! It was awesome! I loved it! I've never heard a BB audience boo like that. I have wanted them to boo plenty of times, but BB runs that audience with an iron fist. The live audience response is as scripted as most of the drs we've been seeing lately. Last night the boos for Christine were music to my ears.
Christine was just so mean! She griped about everything, all the time. She hated everyone! She loved to talk about how much she hated people. She would sit there on the bed, holding a Bible in her lap, and just randomly announce that she hated someone.
Last night I didn't even feel the least bit guilty that those boos made me so happy. And I didn't feel bad for her at all. Christine seems like the kind of person that would have jumped at the chance to be in that audience, booing her most hated house guest. And she would have sneaked in a few hisses, just because!
Those boos really had the other hgs freaked the fook out! They seemed totally confused, and upset, to hear the audience respond so negatively. They were ready to hide underneath the beds and never, ever, leave the Big Brother house.
But Frankie took control, and shared his theory about those boos. He is certain that she talked trash about his sister in the diary room! And his fans didn't like that one bit. There is absolutely no other explanation. She trashed his family and the fans have spoken.
He said this over and over again throughout the night. He insists that she hated the fact that he is a Grande, that his sister is a superstar Grande, and that his last name is Grande. And it's obvious to him that she trashed the Grande name in the diary room. He plans to say his last name a hundred times in his goodbye message to her. Grande, Grande, Grande! Frankie is suffering from a Grande delusion about those boos, and there is no telling him otherwise.
Ok, moving right along, we then have some minor freaking out about the gold button. Derrick seems the most upset by its presence. He is still in shock from having won the shortest HOH comp in the history of Big Brother. That gold button is pushing his panic buttons.
Caleb knows all about the gold button. He describes, in detail, how the button will bring him a recording contract, a trip to Hawaii, and large cash prizes. Frankie takes control again, and gives a little speech about gold buttons, and how they work in Big Brother. Then he brags some more about how fabulous he is for winning that veto! Did you see him win? Did you see how he won? Did you know he won? Did you know he is fabulous, and that he won the veto? He is just so damn fabulous!
Some time passes, the feeds go down, and when they return, Voila! Frankie has won the second HOH comp. The gold button has a sign that says it's their choice, all it takes is one push. Frankie wants to push it! Please, please, please, let's push it! And moments later, they do it! A countdown clock shows us that the zero hour is Wednesday night.
We know that the gold button pushing resulted in a rewind. At the zero hour, live voting will stop and the game will rewind, dethroning Frankie and pulling his noms off the block. Then the week will be replayed, starting with a new HOH comp. The only mystery that remains is whether Derrick will be eligible to play in that comp.
We know all this twisted gold button info, but the hgs still know nothing. Lots of speculation and paranoia about that button. It looks like Victoria and Cody will be the noms. Will this week be a big waste, since everything will be flipped come eviction night? Or will it be great fun to watch Frankie scheme and plan and manipulate all for nothing? Will Frankie's ego take on a life of it's own? Will Caleb, Cody, and Frankie practice a Chippendales review in front of those damn mirrors?
And let's not forget the most important detail of all. Victoria is the last woman standing in BB16! You go girl! Victoria FTW!!!
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Friday, September 5, 2014
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
Cody! Shut It Down!!!
There is a long list of do's and don'ts every BB hg should carry with them. Here are just a few items on this list:
Don't:
Do:
I have to switch cams every time I see a Cody & Christine cuddle-grope going on. What the hell is Cody doing? Why is he still touching her? Why is he letting her touch him? Why hasn't one of the guys given him a good smack upside the head?
They seemed to restrain themselves a bit right after Zingbot called them out. That lasted about 15 minutes! But then they started up again, with a vengeance! It's like watching an octopus! So many arms and tentacles latching on to random body parts. Stroking, holding, rubbing, tickling, poking, grabbing, pulling! I can't stand it one more minute! Cody! Shut It Down!
He has made it to the final eight. He has strong players in his alliance telling him he spends too much time with Christine. They express their concern about all this cuddling. They tease him and call him out. Zingbot poked him in the chest and zinged him a new one!!! Does he listen? Nope!
Cody keeps telling Derrick that he doesn't trust Christine, she won't leave him alone, and she is driving him crazy. But five minutes later he and Christine are on cam again, all wrapped around each other. They were talking about how they didn't give a damn that everyone says they cuddle too much. Who cares if the other hgs think they spend way too much time together? They say "Fook them, let's cuddle some more right now!"
Fook you Cody! Fook you Christine! Thanks to you I have to switch cams, and suffer through an hour of BeastMode Cowboy talking about his imaginary future as a superstar. Or I end up in the bathtub with Frankie as he tells the live feeders how fabulous he is. Yesterday, I listened to 20 minutes of Donny's crazy bird whistles, because the other cam was up in the HOH with the cuddle monsters!
The only thing worse than watching Cody & Christine cuddling all day would be if this creepy cuddle-mance turned into an even more creepy show-mance. Because then they would be smooching! Oh my gawd!!! Can you imagine that? No! No, don't even think about that! Visions of them smooching, all slobbery, with giant octopus arms all over each other, are making my head hurt!
No! Please don't ever let them be smooching! Let's all just calm the fook down and never think such thoughts again!
Have a Dorky Day!
Don't:
- Eat with your mouth open or talk with your mouth full
- Pick your nose or scratch your nuggets
- Snuggle and cuddle 24/7, ad nauseam, with another hg, especially one that is married.
Do:
- Wash your hands when you go to the bathroom
- Change your sheets, and your underwear
- Listen up when other hgs rag on you for cuddling so much with another (married) hg all the time
- Pay attention when Zingbot rags on you for the same thing!
I have to switch cams every time I see a Cody & Christine cuddle-grope going on. What the hell is Cody doing? Why is he still touching her? Why is he letting her touch him? Why hasn't one of the guys given him a good smack upside the head?
They seemed to restrain themselves a bit right after Zingbot called them out. That lasted about 15 minutes! But then they started up again, with a vengeance! It's like watching an octopus! So many arms and tentacles latching on to random body parts. Stroking, holding, rubbing, tickling, poking, grabbing, pulling! I can't stand it one more minute! Cody! Shut It Down!
He has made it to the final eight. He has strong players in his alliance telling him he spends too much time with Christine. They express their concern about all this cuddling. They tease him and call him out. Zingbot poked him in the chest and zinged him a new one!!! Does he listen? Nope!
Cody keeps telling Derrick that he doesn't trust Christine, she won't leave him alone, and she is driving him crazy. But five minutes later he and Christine are on cam again, all wrapped around each other. They were talking about how they didn't give a damn that everyone says they cuddle too much. Who cares if the other hgs think they spend way too much time together? They say "Fook them, let's cuddle some more right now!"
Fook you Cody! Fook you Christine! Thanks to you I have to switch cams, and suffer through an hour of BeastMode Cowboy talking about his imaginary future as a superstar. Or I end up in the bathtub with Frankie as he tells the live feeders how fabulous he is. Yesterday, I listened to 20 minutes of Donny's crazy bird whistles, because the other cam was up in the HOH with the cuddle monsters!
The only thing worse than watching Cody & Christine cuddling all day would be if this creepy cuddle-mance turned into an even more creepy show-mance. Because then they would be smooching! Oh my gawd!!! Can you imagine that? No! No, don't even think about that! Visions of them smooching, all slobbery, with giant octopus arms all over each other, are making my head hurt!
No! Please don't ever let them be smooching! Let's all just calm the fook down and never think such thoughts again!
Have a Dorky Day!
Thursday, August 21, 2014
Bomb Squad: The Best Worst Alliance Ever!
Wow! The Bomb Squad caught Donny talking game! They are so smart! Nothing gets past them. They also caught him looking at the HOH spy screen when he was up in the HOH with them! He actually looked at the screen! How dare him!! Plus, they figured out that Zach and Donny have had an alliance from day one! I didn't know that! Did you know that?
Cody knew that! He told them all a long time ago:
Cody: Remember when I said Donny was dangerous?
Bomb Squad: Um..yeah..well..no...
Cody: Yeah, I said it! I remember! I think I said it! Did I say it?
Bomb Squad: Well..um..maybe..yeah, you probably did say that!
Cody: Maybe I thought I said it, but really only thought it.
Bomb Squad: Well, you definitely thought it dude!
Cody: And I said the same thing about Zach! I know for sure I thought it.
Bomb Squad: I think we saw you thinking one day!
Cody: And then I thought, those two are working together!
Bomb Squad: Yeah, you do think out loud sometimes, dude.
Cody: I knew it!
So, Cody is a BB genius! And so is Caleb! Caleb went into CreepMode yesterday and did his sneaky slithering thing up on the balcony outside HOH. And he heard Zach and Donny say things. Very important things! He heard Donny say that everyone was shunning him! He also heard Zach tell him that there never was an orange Skittle for Donny in the drawing for noms! That proves everything! They are in an alliance!
A very powerful super-alliance that consists of one hg sure to be evicted tomorrow, and another hg who has absolutely no one to work with in this game. They immediately go to code red alert! They jump up and down and start fighting over who gets to call Donny out!
Cody really wants to do it. He wants to call him out right NOW! Or maybe tomorrow? That might be better. Or after the HOH? What do you think? Or better yet after the POV. Yes, that's it. After the POV, Cody is pretty sure he will most likely be calling Donny out!
While Cody is looking for his day planner to pencil in the calling out, Derrick is fuming and sputtering about his own calling out plans. Donny told Christine that if he wins the HOH he will choose noms from a bag of M&M's. Derrick swears, on his daughters life, that he will smack that bag of M&M's out of Donny's hand if he dares to do that! How insulting to use M&M's for noms! Donny is a mad man! Doesn't he know that Skittles are the only BB approved nom candies?
Meanwhile, Victoria is jealous of all the time Derrick has been spending with Christine. And Cody is jealous of this too! And there was one whole hour yesterday when Cody had to play with his hair himself, because Christine and Victoria were busy spending time together. Dude, that's just wrong!
Frankie wants everyone to make Zach tell them his Donny secrets. Make him spill his Donny beans. But first, he wants to go cook another fish. He leaves the bean spilling details to his trusty alliance.
The Bomb Squad. The absolute Best-Worst-Alliance in Big Brother history.
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Cody knew that! He told them all a long time ago:
Cody: Remember when I said Donny was dangerous?
Bomb Squad: Um..yeah..well..no...
Cody: Yeah, I said it! I remember! I think I said it! Did I say it?
Bomb Squad: Well..um..maybe..yeah, you probably did say that!
Cody: Maybe I thought I said it, but really only thought it.
Bomb Squad: Well, you definitely thought it dude!
Cody: And I said the same thing about Zach! I know for sure I thought it.
Bomb Squad: I think we saw you thinking one day!
Cody: And then I thought, those two are working together!
Bomb Squad: Yeah, you do think out loud sometimes, dude.
Cody: I knew it!
So, Cody is a BB genius! And so is Caleb! Caleb went into CreepMode yesterday and did his sneaky slithering thing up on the balcony outside HOH. And he heard Zach and Donny say things. Very important things! He heard Donny say that everyone was shunning him! He also heard Zach tell him that there never was an orange Skittle for Donny in the drawing for noms! That proves everything! They are in an alliance!
A very powerful super-alliance that consists of one hg sure to be evicted tomorrow, and another hg who has absolutely no one to work with in this game. They immediately go to code red alert! They jump up and down and start fighting over who gets to call Donny out!
Cody really wants to do it. He wants to call him out right NOW! Or maybe tomorrow? That might be better. Or after the HOH? What do you think? Or better yet after the POV. Yes, that's it. After the POV, Cody is pretty sure he will most likely be calling Donny out!
While Cody is looking for his day planner to pencil in the calling out, Derrick is fuming and sputtering about his own calling out plans. Donny told Christine that if he wins the HOH he will choose noms from a bag of M&M's. Derrick swears, on his daughters life, that he will smack that bag of M&M's out of Donny's hand if he dares to do that! How insulting to use M&M's for noms! Donny is a mad man! Doesn't he know that Skittles are the only BB approved nom candies?
Meanwhile, Victoria is jealous of all the time Derrick has been spending with Christine. And Cody is jealous of this too! And there was one whole hour yesterday when Cody had to play with his hair himself, because Christine and Victoria were busy spending time together. Dude, that's just wrong!
Frankie wants everyone to make Zach tell them his Donny secrets. Make him spill his Donny beans. But first, he wants to go cook another fish. He leaves the bean spilling details to his trusty alliance.
The Bomb Squad. The absolute Best-Worst-Alliance in Big Brother history.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014
#PinkHatProject
Yesterday was another mostly lazy day on the feeds. Derrick was working everyone, in his own lazy way. Hey dude! While we are sitting here just enjoying an easy week, let me plant some seeds in the fertile ground of your bored-to-tears brain. He broke down the big picture for each house guest. He had a slightly different big picture for each of them. Derrick is tricky that way.
Zach was trying his best to see this big picture. He wants to know just how big is this big picture? And where is it hiding? Who is in charge of this big picture? Zach tried to paint his own big picture for them, but nobody showed any interest.
Donny and Zach had a few good convos about working together if Zach comes back in the house after he is evicted. It was kind of exciting to think it could happen, and kind of sad because it probably won't. They both seemed to be speaking the truth to each other.
Frankie and Cody had a convo about being super close, and super tight, and super bff's. And nobody even suspects that they are super-duper working together! Frankie fed Cody some more super lies, and Cody thought they were super delicious. It was a really super convo.
Cody and Christine may have talked game, but I cannot watch them anymore, so if they did I missed it. Caleb, Derrick, and Frankie had a long convo about Cody and Christine being so close even after the Zings they got from Zingbot. Caleb seems very concerned about this. He deems it inappropriate. BeastMode Bunny Slippers, newly released from StalkMance Rehab, is deeply offended by their unseemly behavior.
Victoria and Christine talked about how Donny is an evil, conniving, pervert. They seemed focused on the pervert part. Seriously? They are living in a house with guys who hump each other every five minutes, have running gags about balls and holes, share daily reports on Jack Shack activities, and Donny is the perv?
Victoria spent most of the day obsessing about the symbolism of the shredded pink hat. She hopes that her parents are proud of her for taking a knife to that hat. Her own hat, her own property, which she gave to Zach and then took back. She really wants him to go berzerkers about that hat. Her eyes get all dreamy when she thinks about it.
The Shredding Of The Pink Hat has had a galvanizing effect on live feeders. Up until the shredding, most of us were hoping that the pink hat would meet a fiery death in that comp where the hgs each have to burn one article of clothing. We hated that hat. Zach fidgeted with that hat all the time. That hat was the pink cherry on the cake of his ridiculous daily attire.
But now, fickle feeders that we are, we take the hat shredding and we create our own symbolism. We form our own Pink Hat Alliance and spread the word far and wide. We send pink hat care packages to live feeders on the West Coast, so that they can throw them over the wall of the BB back yard, to show our Zach love!
#PinkHatProject will soon be trending world wide. If even one pink hat sails over that wall to land at Zach's feet, we will have done our part to create a whole new level of paranoia in that BB house! And if Victoria so much as looks at that pink hat sideways, we will implement #OperationBlackCrow, and she will be carried away to a land where no princess has ever gone before!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Zach was trying his best to see this big picture. He wants to know just how big is this big picture? And where is it hiding? Who is in charge of this big picture? Zach tried to paint his own big picture for them, but nobody showed any interest.
Donny and Zach had a few good convos about working together if Zach comes back in the house after he is evicted. It was kind of exciting to think it could happen, and kind of sad because it probably won't. They both seemed to be speaking the truth to each other.
Frankie and Cody had a convo about being super close, and super tight, and super bff's. And nobody even suspects that they are super-duper working together! Frankie fed Cody some more super lies, and Cody thought they were super delicious. It was a really super convo.
Cody and Christine may have talked game, but I cannot watch them anymore, so if they did I missed it. Caleb, Derrick, and Frankie had a long convo about Cody and Christine being so close even after the Zings they got from Zingbot. Caleb seems very concerned about this. He deems it inappropriate. BeastMode Bunny Slippers, newly released from StalkMance Rehab, is deeply offended by their unseemly behavior.
Victoria and Christine talked about how Donny is an evil, conniving, pervert. They seemed focused on the pervert part. Seriously? They are living in a house with guys who hump each other every five minutes, have running gags about balls and holes, share daily reports on Jack Shack activities, and Donny is the perv?
Victoria spent most of the day obsessing about the symbolism of the shredded pink hat. She hopes that her parents are proud of her for taking a knife to that hat. Her own hat, her own property, which she gave to Zach and then took back. She really wants him to go berzerkers about that hat. Her eyes get all dreamy when she thinks about it.
The Shredding Of The Pink Hat has had a galvanizing effect on live feeders. Up until the shredding, most of us were hoping that the pink hat would meet a fiery death in that comp where the hgs each have to burn one article of clothing. We hated that hat. Zach fidgeted with that hat all the time. That hat was the pink cherry on the cake of his ridiculous daily attire.
But now, fickle feeders that we are, we take the hat shredding and we create our own symbolism. We form our own Pink Hat Alliance and spread the word far and wide. We send pink hat care packages to live feeders on the West Coast, so that they can throw them over the wall of the BB back yard, to show our Zach love!
#PinkHatProject will soon be trending world wide. If even one pink hat sails over that wall to land at Zach's feet, we will have done our part to create a whole new level of paranoia in that BB house! And if Victoria so much as looks at that pink hat sideways, we will implement #OperationBlackCrow, and she will be carried away to a land where no princess has ever gone before!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Isn't This Season Over Yet???
Donny won the BOB!! Christine tried to throw it but failed miserably. They had to find bones in a dark room and fit them into something. There was some talk yesterday that production called her out during the comp by announcing that she could not give other players any bones. This means that her cover is blown, and Donny surely knows that he was the real target. Meanwhile, Donny got enough bones by himself to win the comp. Good for you Donny!!!
The hgs are once again completely convinced that Donny must have a secret identity that includes superpowers. They discuss this theory at length, while Donny lays down in his bed to have a quiet little cry. It's lonely having superpowers. Very lonely.
We won't really know anything much until we know who wins the POV. Then the feeds should perk right up. Seeds are being planted by Derrick to have Zach go up as replacement nom, if the opportunity arises. This is exciting for about five minutes, and then I lose interest. It's just Derrick doing what he does so well. If the POV were in play it would be much more exciting. But for now it's just making me yawn.
Live feeders everywhere are yawning. There has been a mass exodus the past two weeks. It happens every season. The game gets predictable, the feeds get boring, and people stop watching the feeds. Chat rooms empty out and they begin to feel like ghost rooms. Hellooooooooooooooo? Anybody here?
I stick with it. I hang on. I may be lurking a bit more, doing more cleaning and less chatting. I may be getting out into the world more, shocking friends I haven't seen in two months with a surprise visit. But I can never completely give up on the feeds, or the season.
I have stopped watching Survivor mid season several times. The last three times I watched The Amazing Race I never made it to the finale. But Big Brother keeps me hanging on every year. It's all a part of the game. The down time. The mind numbing convos. The endless hours of makeup and nail polish.
I do avoid the feeds when the hgs start studying for comps every day, all day. This is torture for me to sit through, I just can't do it. I can watch hours of cleaning, or sleeping, or anything else, but not studying.
I might check out for a morning or an afternoon here and there. But then the itch to know what's happening grows strong. So, I have to check back in and see what kind of nothing is going on now.
I miss my chat peeps who have already bailed on this season. I feel somehow abandoned when another chatter announces they are done with these dodo-heads and will not be back. It's kind of like they are self evicting from the game.
You signed up for the game, you knew what you were coming into, stick it out! Think about all the people who work all day, and are busy all night, who would love to be watching these feeds! What about the other chatters? We depend on you for info, and laughter, and links! We need your links so that we can keep up with what's not happening on the feeds! What about the children in Africa who need you to vote for Frankie??!!!
Okay, I am just kidding about the voting for Frankie part. But I do miss the chatters who have left us all behind. I even have a fave blogger who rarely makes it through a season. Breaks my heart every season when I log on and there is no new post. I feel abandoned.
But I can see why. I get the picture. I smell what she's stepping in. How do you write about nothing new happening, day in and day out? How do you watch nothing happen for hours at a time, and then write about it?
Well, I think we are all about to find out. I may take a few days off here and there just so my head doesn't explode. But I will not abandon you. I will write about nothing happening like nobody has ever done before!!! I will write about the stinky fridge. I will compose haiku about the ants. I will keep you up to date on who is pooping and who isn't. I may even start a few petitions just to shake up this dorky little BB blog .
No, I will not abandon you. But you might have to abandon me! Save yourselves now! The only thing that could possibly be worse than watching boring feeds and then writing about them, would be watching boring feeds and then reading about them! Oh my gawd, you poor souls!
Have a Dorky Day!
p.s. I may be taking tomorrow off. <<----------not abandoning you!!!
The hgs are once again completely convinced that Donny must have a secret identity that includes superpowers. They discuss this theory at length, while Donny lays down in his bed to have a quiet little cry. It's lonely having superpowers. Very lonely.
We won't really know anything much until we know who wins the POV. Then the feeds should perk right up. Seeds are being planted by Derrick to have Zach go up as replacement nom, if the opportunity arises. This is exciting for about five minutes, and then I lose interest. It's just Derrick doing what he does so well. If the POV were in play it would be much more exciting. But for now it's just making me yawn.
Live feeders everywhere are yawning. There has been a mass exodus the past two weeks. It happens every season. The game gets predictable, the feeds get boring, and people stop watching the feeds. Chat rooms empty out and they begin to feel like ghost rooms. Hellooooooooooooooo? Anybody here?
I stick with it. I hang on. I may be lurking a bit more, doing more cleaning and less chatting. I may be getting out into the world more, shocking friends I haven't seen in two months with a surprise visit. But I can never completely give up on the feeds, or the season.
I have stopped watching Survivor mid season several times. The last three times I watched The Amazing Race I never made it to the finale. But Big Brother keeps me hanging on every year. It's all a part of the game. The down time. The mind numbing convos. The endless hours of makeup and nail polish.
I do avoid the feeds when the hgs start studying for comps every day, all day. This is torture for me to sit through, I just can't do it. I can watch hours of cleaning, or sleeping, or anything else, but not studying.
I might check out for a morning or an afternoon here and there. But then the itch to know what's happening grows strong. So, I have to check back in and see what kind of nothing is going on now.
I miss my chat peeps who have already bailed on this season. I feel somehow abandoned when another chatter announces they are done with these dodo-heads and will not be back. It's kind of like they are self evicting from the game.
You signed up for the game, you knew what you were coming into, stick it out! Think about all the people who work all day, and are busy all night, who would love to be watching these feeds! What about the other chatters? We depend on you for info, and laughter, and links! We need your links so that we can keep up with what's not happening on the feeds! What about the children in Africa who need you to vote for Frankie??!!!
Okay, I am just kidding about the voting for Frankie part. But I do miss the chatters who have left us all behind. I even have a fave blogger who rarely makes it through a season. Breaks my heart every season when I log on and there is no new post. I feel abandoned.
But I can see why. I get the picture. I smell what she's stepping in. How do you write about nothing new happening, day in and day out? How do you watch nothing happen for hours at a time, and then write about it?
Well, I think we are all about to find out. I may take a few days off here and there just so my head doesn't explode. But I will not abandon you. I will write about nothing happening like nobody has ever done before!!! I will write about the stinky fridge. I will compose haiku about the ants. I will keep you up to date on who is pooping and who isn't. I may even start a few petitions just to shake up this dorky little BB blog .
No, I will not abandon you. But you might have to abandon me! Save yourselves now! The only thing that could possibly be worse than watching boring feeds and then writing about them, would be watching boring feeds and then reading about them! Oh my gawd, you poor souls!
Have a Dorky Day!
p.s. I may be taking tomorrow off. <<----------not abandoning you!!!
Monday, August 11, 2014
The Night Of The Living Bomb Squad
Just when you think it's deader than dead, the Bomb Squad arises from the grave to wreak havoc on the house once again. The alliance of eight is down to six in it's newly resurrected form. Christine, the current HOH, has been welcomed back into the squad to perform various nefarious deeds.
Last night the guys decided that Nicole was their next target. Actually, she is their fourth target this week. Two of the first three were members of the Bomb Squad, Frankie and Christine. But let's just forget about all that nonsense and work together for a new, and better, final six. And while we're at it, let's blame Nicole for the first two targets!
Christine lounges in her bird nest bed while holding court. Earlier in the evening she had informed Victoria that she would be the replacement nom, and Donny was the target. This was the plan for target number three. Donny was considered the biggest threat in all the land right up until Christine, Frankie, and Caleb returned from their football field trip.
It turns out that Frankie was a little cranky during the football luxury. He didn't like all the rules production had for a visit to the outside world. He demanded coffee and all kinds of things a diva needs when traveling incognito to a VIP venue. He complained all day about how much he hated everyone in the house. He was so glad to get away from them! Kiss-kiss! Love you!!!
And he seems extra cranky that Caleb got shout outs from the crowd and he didn't! Frankie is the famous mogul-o-maniac! He is the one with a superstar sister! Enough with the BeastMode Cowboy fans, where are his legions of followers?
Caleb and Frankie were supposed to work on Christine about noms while they were off having fun. Feeling her out about Nichole and Victoria as replacement noms. Gently guiding her to one of the girls to ensure that none of the guys go up. But they returned from the trip with the news that they were not allowed to talk game at all. This sounds mighty suspicious, but even Caleb says it's true, so the guys are believing it for now.
Frankie is tired, and just wants to nap in the HOH room. The one he claimed after he won the BOB all by himself. But the no game talk rule today means that Frankie can't just go right to sleep now that he's back in the BB house. He has work to do. This makes him a wee bit more grumpy.
Franky puts his cranky pants on and corners Nicole in the hive room. He still has his tits in an uproar after hearing that Nicole repeated something he said about Victoria. Something that he denies ever saying. Something that he considers vile, and horrible, and vicious, even though he actually did say it.
He told Christine that he would have Victoria in his pocket after he reels her in with his sister. Christine told Nicole, and Nicole told Victoria. Caleb heard her and told Frankie. And Frankie has spun this into a plot to get Nicole out of the house on the grounds of being pure evil.
Nicole does not want to be alone in a room with Frankie. Frankie expects to shame her, blame her, and then make nice and get her on his side. But Nicole is not having this. She gets out of that room as fast as she can. Frankie is taken by surprise by her quick escape. That talk sure didn't go according to plan. While we are all rooting for Nicole after she stands up to Frankie, we are certain sure that this has sealed her fate as the replacement nom.
Derrick has been working his crew to set the plan in motion to get Nicole nommed. Frankie is now fully committed to this plan. Hours ago he announced that he should stay out of it, and let Caleb and Zach do all the work. But, after his brainwashing session with Nicole went kablooey, he races upstairs to set Christine up for the unveiling of the new target.
An hour later the mission to evict Nicole is official. All systems go. The Bomb Squad is reborn! Let's not talk about how they cannibalized their own by evicting Devon and Amber. Don't focus on the fact that they have all targeted each other numerous times in the last few weeks, not to mention the past 72 hours. We won't dwell on how many times the squad, and it's many sub-alliances, have been outed to the entire house.
The zombie remnants of the Bomb Squad breathes in the pink light of forgetfulness. When their minds wander, and they have bad thoughts about Frankie having already won America's Favorite Player, they focus on their happy place. They release all negative energy about those damn schools in Africa.
They avert their eyes when Christine goes to sleep in the rock room, leaving Frankie to sleep in the HOH in solitary luxury. They all drift of to bed, to dream the dreams of the living dead. They are the now officially the Best-Worst-Alliance in Big Brother history!
Have a Dorky Day!
Last night the guys decided that Nicole was their next target. Actually, she is their fourth target this week. Two of the first three were members of the Bomb Squad, Frankie and Christine. But let's just forget about all that nonsense and work together for a new, and better, final six. And while we're at it, let's blame Nicole for the first two targets!
Christine lounges in her bird nest bed while holding court. Earlier in the evening she had informed Victoria that she would be the replacement nom, and Donny was the target. This was the plan for target number three. Donny was considered the biggest threat in all the land right up until Christine, Frankie, and Caleb returned from their football field trip.
It turns out that Frankie was a little cranky during the football luxury. He didn't like all the rules production had for a visit to the outside world. He demanded coffee and all kinds of things a diva needs when traveling incognito to a VIP venue. He complained all day about how much he hated everyone in the house. He was so glad to get away from them! Kiss-kiss! Love you!!!
And he seems extra cranky that Caleb got shout outs from the crowd and he didn't! Frankie is the famous mogul-o-maniac! He is the one with a superstar sister! Enough with the BeastMode Cowboy fans, where are his legions of followers?
Caleb and Frankie were supposed to work on Christine about noms while they were off having fun. Feeling her out about Nichole and Victoria as replacement noms. Gently guiding her to one of the girls to ensure that none of the guys go up. But they returned from the trip with the news that they were not allowed to talk game at all. This sounds mighty suspicious, but even Caleb says it's true, so the guys are believing it for now.
Frankie is tired, and just wants to nap in the HOH room. The one he claimed after he won the BOB all by himself. But the no game talk rule today means that Frankie can't just go right to sleep now that he's back in the BB house. He has work to do. This makes him a wee bit more grumpy.
Franky puts his cranky pants on and corners Nicole in the hive room. He still has his tits in an uproar after hearing that Nicole repeated something he said about Victoria. Something that he denies ever saying. Something that he considers vile, and horrible, and vicious, even though he actually did say it.
He told Christine that he would have Victoria in his pocket after he reels her in with his sister. Christine told Nicole, and Nicole told Victoria. Caleb heard her and told Frankie. And Frankie has spun this into a plot to get Nicole out of the house on the grounds of being pure evil.
Nicole does not want to be alone in a room with Frankie. Frankie expects to shame her, blame her, and then make nice and get her on his side. But Nicole is not having this. She gets out of that room as fast as she can. Frankie is taken by surprise by her quick escape. That talk sure didn't go according to plan. While we are all rooting for Nicole after she stands up to Frankie, we are certain sure that this has sealed her fate as the replacement nom.
Derrick has been working his crew to set the plan in motion to get Nicole nommed. Frankie is now fully committed to this plan. Hours ago he announced that he should stay out of it, and let Caleb and Zach do all the work. But, after his brainwashing session with Nicole went kablooey, he races upstairs to set Christine up for the unveiling of the new target.
An hour later the mission to evict Nicole is official. All systems go. The Bomb Squad is reborn! Let's not talk about how they cannibalized their own by evicting Devon and Amber. Don't focus on the fact that they have all targeted each other numerous times in the last few weeks, not to mention the past 72 hours. We won't dwell on how many times the squad, and it's many sub-alliances, have been outed to the entire house.
The zombie remnants of the Bomb Squad breathes in the pink light of forgetfulness. When their minds wander, and they have bad thoughts about Frankie having already won America's Favorite Player, they focus on their happy place. They release all negative energy about those damn schools in Africa.
They avert their eyes when Christine goes to sleep in the rock room, leaving Frankie to sleep in the HOH in solitary luxury. They all drift of to bed, to dream the dreams of the living dead. They are the now officially the Best-Worst-Alliance in Big Brother history!
Have a Dorky Day!
Saturday, August 9, 2014
My Name Is Frankie Grande And I Am A Mogulomaniac
The plan was in place to get Frankie on the block. Caleb would throw the Battle of The Block, he and Frankie would lose to Donny and Zach, and it's a done deal. A perfect plan, unless one or one hundred things go wrong! The feeds go down, and the battle begins.
Hours later, when the feeds return, we discover that Frankie won the Battle of the Block, all by his lonesome!. Plus, he won a field trip to a football game for himself, Caleb, and Christine! And he won a slop pass! Things quickly spiral out of control from there. Another night of crazy good feeds.
The kind of feeds that make you want to smash your computer to smithereens every time Frankie opens his mouth. Because when Frankie speaks, the feeling of disgust and outrage at his words makes you cringe. You want to look away, but you can't. Ugh.
Frankie had informed everyone in the house that he would be talking to them later about... um...things. He dropped cryptic hints all day about this. After the comp he would tell them...umm..things..um...good things....about...ummm...stuff...about why he is there.....and things!
And tell he did! But first, after he tries unsuccessfully to get Zach to talk with him, he annouces that he may have to get production to lock Zach in a room by himself if he isn't going to behave. He doesn't want Zach to ruin his talk with everyone.. He actually says this. Then, as he gathers the guys together to move into the fire room, a sulking but quiet Zach included, he says this:
"Producers! We are moving into the fire room!"
When they all get settled into he room he says this:
"Are the cameras in place?"
And with those words, it is obvious to all of us feed watchers around the world, that this is the beginning of yet another segment of The Frankie Show, sponsored by BB production. What follows is one of the most disgusting confessionals in BB history. He tells Caleb, Derrick, Cody, and Zach that he has been lying to them the entire game. He wants to tell them who he really is. And then he says this:
" I am social media mogul, a YouTube star with a gazillion followers, and my sister is a mega-super pop star, and I am here to donate my winnings to charity, my charity that I founded, to build schools in Africa"
And things go downhill from there. Down the hill we go in a big, slimy, egotistical mudslide designed to wash away all of Frankie's sins. Thus begins a night of shock and awe that throws the house guests into pandemonium. Complete with Frankie sending us to fish every fifteen minutes as he burst into song. An Ariana Grande song to be precise. He also warns the hgs that he can say Ariana's name, but they are not allowed. WTF??
To insure the sympathy votes were secure, he threw his grandfathers death into the mix as the reason he betrayed Zach and the alliance! If I was a real live BB update blogger, I would have to transcribe all of the ridiculously arrogant words he uttered last night. Thank gawd I am just a dorky little blogger with no such responsibility. I leave that to the professionals. And may gawd bless and protect those poor souls who had to listen, and re-listen, to his sniveling drivel to get the words right. Please pray for them. Amen.
I am still stuck on his first words about being an internet mogul. Who says that? I consult my resident expert on all things pertaining to the English language. I ask her if anyone would ever refer to themselves as a mogul.? Is that the proper use of the word? She says no. It's a word that someone might use to describe you, but you would never use it to describe yourself. Unless you were maybe Donald Trump. HA!
So we had a long night of star struck hgs pretending not to care a damn about who Frankie and his sister are. Caleb couldn't hide his starry eyes as he tells Frankie that in the game he doesn't care who Frankie is, but after the show can Frankie hook him up?
Frankie responds by scheduling a limo to take everyone to Justin Bieber's house. I don't know if that will happen before everyone gets to sing on his sister's next double-triple-platinum-single, or after they all attend the My-Sister-Is-One-Level-Above-Beyonce Award Show. And somewhere in the Frankie Tour schedule, he simply must pencil in his next YouTube video, which of course they will all be starring in. Seriously, I am pretty sure all this is in the works!
It's a monkey-barrel of emotions in the BB house by now. Nicole is crying her eyes out because she is the one who nommed Frankie. She now believes she will be seen as a villain. She is completely freaking out about this. Remember her fake fight with Hayden, and how she broke down and said she couldn't do it because viewers would think she was mean? Nicole worries about how she is perceived, and all this famous Frankie business just makes her want to curl up and cry.
Vicroria has a little cry-fest of her own involving her mysterious hair loss, Frankie, and his sister. It turns out that Ariana lost her hair tooooooooo!! And when Victoria had a meltdown about her extensions being revealed on BB, Frankie comforted her, and mentioned his sister had the same thing happen to her hair. But he didn't say his sister was FAMOUS! He didn't tell her she was ARIANA GRANDE! And for some crazy reason, this breaks Victoria's heart.
While Victoria and Nicole are busy giving each other pep-talks, the guys are plotting.the next best move of the worst ever BB alliance. They never give up. Derrick is working overtime now. He has to get these guys motivated. Zach has been in a stupor since Frankie revealed his super-hero powers. He keeps saying "He's building schools in Africa dude, I'm fooked!"
Frankie announces that he will be sleeping in the HOH room so that everybody can have their own bed tonight. Once again he is doing things for the good of all. Such sacrifices he makes!
I just can't take it any more!! I finally turn off the feeds around 1:00 a.m. BB time. I am already dreading the next few CBS shows. Frankie has ruined them with his confessional. And now the feeds will be filled with Frankie name dropping, and singing, and all kinds of Frankie show business talk. Ugh, and double ugh!!
As I reach to click the feeds off I catch this little tidbit. Frankie walks through the dining area with his bag packed for his move to the HOH room. He is on his way to take a bubble bath and relax in HOH luxury.
Christine and Cody are talking, and doing their flirty thing, and Frankie stops to chat and recap his day:
"Wow! Were noms just this morning?? Today I was nommed, I was shunned all day, I kicked ass in the competition and won it all by myself, and I won a field trip to a football game. And now I am the most popular girl in the house!!!"
It's a crazy world, this BB world! And tonight, on the feeds, Frankie gave us a guided tour of it's dark underbelly. I know we have long days ahead filled with conspiracy theories of production manipulating things for Frankie's benefit. I have my own theory that most of tonight's festivities were a direct result of Frankie manipulating production. But hey, that's show business! ((curls up in fetal position and remains catatonic for the rest of the season))
Have a Dorky Day!
Hours later, when the feeds return, we discover that Frankie won the Battle of the Block, all by his lonesome!. Plus, he won a field trip to a football game for himself, Caleb, and Christine! And he won a slop pass! Things quickly spiral out of control from there. Another night of crazy good feeds.
The kind of feeds that make you want to smash your computer to smithereens every time Frankie opens his mouth. Because when Frankie speaks, the feeling of disgust and outrage at his words makes you cringe. You want to look away, but you can't. Ugh.
Frankie had informed everyone in the house that he would be talking to them later about... um...things. He dropped cryptic hints all day about this. After the comp he would tell them...umm..things..um...good things....about...ummm...stuff...about why he is there.....and things!
And tell he did! But first, after he tries unsuccessfully to get Zach to talk with him, he annouces that he may have to get production to lock Zach in a room by himself if he isn't going to behave. He doesn't want Zach to ruin his talk with everyone.. He actually says this. Then, as he gathers the guys together to move into the fire room, a sulking but quiet Zach included, he says this:
"Producers! We are moving into the fire room!"
When they all get settled into he room he says this:
"Are the cameras in place?"
And with those words, it is obvious to all of us feed watchers around the world, that this is the beginning of yet another segment of The Frankie Show, sponsored by BB production. What follows is one of the most disgusting confessionals in BB history. He tells Caleb, Derrick, Cody, and Zach that he has been lying to them the entire game. He wants to tell them who he really is. And then he says this:
" I am social media mogul, a YouTube star with a gazillion followers, and my sister is a mega-super pop star, and I am here to donate my winnings to charity, my charity that I founded, to build schools in Africa"
And things go downhill from there. Down the hill we go in a big, slimy, egotistical mudslide designed to wash away all of Frankie's sins. Thus begins a night of shock and awe that throws the house guests into pandemonium. Complete with Frankie sending us to fish every fifteen minutes as he burst into song. An Ariana Grande song to be precise. He also warns the hgs that he can say Ariana's name, but they are not allowed. WTF??
To insure the sympathy votes were secure, he threw his grandfathers death into the mix as the reason he betrayed Zach and the alliance! If I was a real live BB update blogger, I would have to transcribe all of the ridiculously arrogant words he uttered last night. Thank gawd I am just a dorky little blogger with no such responsibility. I leave that to the professionals. And may gawd bless and protect those poor souls who had to listen, and re-listen, to his sniveling drivel to get the words right. Please pray for them. Amen.
I am still stuck on his first words about being an internet mogul. Who says that? I consult my resident expert on all things pertaining to the English language. I ask her if anyone would ever refer to themselves as a mogul.? Is that the proper use of the word? She says no. It's a word that someone might use to describe you, but you would never use it to describe yourself. Unless you were maybe Donald Trump. HA!
So we had a long night of star struck hgs pretending not to care a damn about who Frankie and his sister are. Caleb couldn't hide his starry eyes as he tells Frankie that in the game he doesn't care who Frankie is, but after the show can Frankie hook him up?
Frankie responds by scheduling a limo to take everyone to Justin Bieber's house. I don't know if that will happen before everyone gets to sing on his sister's next double-triple-platinum-single, or after they all attend the My-Sister-Is-One-Level-Above-Beyonce Award Show. And somewhere in the Frankie Tour schedule, he simply must pencil in his next YouTube video, which of course they will all be starring in. Seriously, I am pretty sure all this is in the works!
It's a monkey-barrel of emotions in the BB house by now. Nicole is crying her eyes out because she is the one who nommed Frankie. She now believes she will be seen as a villain. She is completely freaking out about this. Remember her fake fight with Hayden, and how she broke down and said she couldn't do it because viewers would think she was mean? Nicole worries about how she is perceived, and all this famous Frankie business just makes her want to curl up and cry.
Vicroria has a little cry-fest of her own involving her mysterious hair loss, Frankie, and his sister. It turns out that Ariana lost her hair tooooooooo!! And when Victoria had a meltdown about her extensions being revealed on BB, Frankie comforted her, and mentioned his sister had the same thing happen to her hair. But he didn't say his sister was FAMOUS! He didn't tell her she was ARIANA GRANDE! And for some crazy reason, this breaks Victoria's heart.
While Victoria and Nicole are busy giving each other pep-talks, the guys are plotting.the next best move of the worst ever BB alliance. They never give up. Derrick is working overtime now. He has to get these guys motivated. Zach has been in a stupor since Frankie revealed his super-hero powers. He keeps saying "He's building schools in Africa dude, I'm fooked!"
Frankie announces that he will be sleeping in the HOH room so that everybody can have their own bed tonight. Once again he is doing things for the good of all. Such sacrifices he makes!
I just can't take it any more!! I finally turn off the feeds around 1:00 a.m. BB time. I am already dreading the next few CBS shows. Frankie has ruined them with his confessional. And now the feeds will be filled with Frankie name dropping, and singing, and all kinds of Frankie show business talk. Ugh, and double ugh!!
As I reach to click the feeds off I catch this little tidbit. Frankie walks through the dining area with his bag packed for his move to the HOH room. He is on his way to take a bubble bath and relax in HOH luxury.
Christine and Cody are talking, and doing their flirty thing, and Frankie stops to chat and recap his day:
"Wow! Were noms just this morning?? Today I was nommed, I was shunned all day, I kicked ass in the competition and won it all by myself, and I won a field trip to a football game. And now I am the most popular girl in the house!!!"
It's a crazy world, this BB world! And tonight, on the feeds, Frankie gave us a guided tour of it's dark underbelly. I know we have long days ahead filled with conspiracy theories of production manipulating things for Frankie's benefit. I have my own theory that most of tonight's festivities were a direct result of Frankie manipulating production. But hey, that's show business! ((curls up in fetal position and remains catatonic for the rest of the season))
Have a Dorky Day!
Friday, August 8, 2014
Double Whammy Aftermath
When the feeds come back on after an amazing double whammy, double blindside, double eviction show, we are treated to all sorts of good fun! Nicole is in the kitchen calling out Frankie and Christine, and telling everyone how things went down this week. She embraces her inner feisty-quirky-froot-loop-dingus, and she is ready to rumble! And then... she cries.
Christine swoops in and whisks Nicole into the hive room to comfort her. To Christine, comfort includes lies, manipulation, and profuse claims of innocence in all the nefarious schemes that have transpired. It begins to look like Nicole is believing Christine's lies. Nicole says she believes her, but maybe she is lying about that. And this sets the theme for the night. It's impossible to know who is lying to who about what.
Meanwhile, there is a brief interlude of summer camp fun when the guys sit Zach down to explain that even though he's been a bad boy, they still love him. It's a chorus of he said-she said-you said, and then straight into a campfire rendition of Kumbaya. Guy hugs all around.
Frankie leaves the room, and we discover that summer camp is over! Derrick, Cody, and Caleb are certain that Frankie and Christine are actually guilty of all the things Nicole and Hayden have accused them of. They convince Zach that Frankie and Christine were the true masterminds behind his near demise. Once again, it's hard to tell if Zach is really buying it. Can we please exchange those fitness trackers for mood rings?
Fishes come, and fishes go, and we discover the two new HOH winners are Nicole and Christine. Awkward!! Frankie interrupts their nomination discussion to announce that he is done playing BB with those dumb boys! He wants to play with the girls now! Let's play HOH!
Here we go again. Is Nicole drinking Frankie's Kool-Aid? It seems like she is. But this is Big Brother, and Frankie isn't the only Kool-Aid stand in town! While Nicole is busy with Frankie and Christine, the guys are mixing up a batch of their own Kool-Aid. The idea is to get Nicole, who they just bamboozled up the wazoo, to trust them again. They will work with her to get Frankie out. They need a double strength batch of Kool-Aid for this plan to work.
Derrick slips some Team-America-fook-up-the-game-tablets into his pitcher of Kool-Aid and asks the guys to try some. Team America's task this week is to get someone to volunteer to be a pawn, and then vote them out. Zach takes a big gulp of Derrick's poison potion and volunteers himself!
Zach decides he needs to set up a rogue Kool-Aid stand of his own. He confesses everything to Nicole and secures what sounds pretty much like a final two deal with her. Are they both drunk on day glow Kool-Aid cocktails by now, or are they speaking the truth? I have absolutely no idea.
A little while later, Nicole tells the guys she just doesn't trust Zach enough to throw the BOB if she noms him with Frankie. Caleb, who has his own personal brand of Kool-Aid coursing through his veins, volunteers to be a pawn and throw the BOB. He swears he will sit on his hands and throw that comp, beast-mode style!
By now Nicole, feeling a bit bloated by all the sugary sweet Kool-Aid she has been force fed through the night, decides it's time for bed. Derrick expresses doubts about the Team America task. Caleb, certain that he is America's Favorite Player, sends a memo to BB to secure a limo and security guards to protect him from his fans on finale night. Zach climbs on the furniture, and replays the moment during the live show when Julie called him RanceyPants. And Victoria is thinking she is now a key player in this thing called Big Brother, since the guys had a zillion game convos right in front of her, because they forgot she was even in the room!
And there we were, basking in the afterglow of a great night of feeds, with absolutely no idea who is lying and who is truthing. I think Nicole will work with the guys to get Frankie out. I'm pretty sure Team America will decline the new task. I am fairly certain that the Have Nots were selected and I completely missed it. And I am absolutely, positively, going to start a petition demanding mood rings for season 17.
Have a Dorky Day!
Christine swoops in and whisks Nicole into the hive room to comfort her. To Christine, comfort includes lies, manipulation, and profuse claims of innocence in all the nefarious schemes that have transpired. It begins to look like Nicole is believing Christine's lies. Nicole says she believes her, but maybe she is lying about that. And this sets the theme for the night. It's impossible to know who is lying to who about what.
Meanwhile, there is a brief interlude of summer camp fun when the guys sit Zach down to explain that even though he's been a bad boy, they still love him. It's a chorus of he said-she said-you said, and then straight into a campfire rendition of Kumbaya. Guy hugs all around.
Frankie leaves the room, and we discover that summer camp is over! Derrick, Cody, and Caleb are certain that Frankie and Christine are actually guilty of all the things Nicole and Hayden have accused them of. They convince Zach that Frankie and Christine were the true masterminds behind his near demise. Once again, it's hard to tell if Zach is really buying it. Can we please exchange those fitness trackers for mood rings?
Fishes come, and fishes go, and we discover the two new HOH winners are Nicole and Christine. Awkward!! Frankie interrupts their nomination discussion to announce that he is done playing BB with those dumb boys! He wants to play with the girls now! Let's play HOH!
Here we go again. Is Nicole drinking Frankie's Kool-Aid? It seems like she is. But this is Big Brother, and Frankie isn't the only Kool-Aid stand in town! While Nicole is busy with Frankie and Christine, the guys are mixing up a batch of their own Kool-Aid. The idea is to get Nicole, who they just bamboozled up the wazoo, to trust them again. They will work with her to get Frankie out. They need a double strength batch of Kool-Aid for this plan to work.
Derrick slips some Team-America-fook-up-the-game-tablets into his pitcher of Kool-Aid and asks the guys to try some. Team America's task this week is to get someone to volunteer to be a pawn, and then vote them out. Zach takes a big gulp of Derrick's poison potion and volunteers himself!
Zach decides he needs to set up a rogue Kool-Aid stand of his own. He confesses everything to Nicole and secures what sounds pretty much like a final two deal with her. Are they both drunk on day glow Kool-Aid cocktails by now, or are they speaking the truth? I have absolutely no idea.
A little while later, Nicole tells the guys she just doesn't trust Zach enough to throw the BOB if she noms him with Frankie. Caleb, who has his own personal brand of Kool-Aid coursing through his veins, volunteers to be a pawn and throw the BOB. He swears he will sit on his hands and throw that comp, beast-mode style!
By now Nicole, feeling a bit bloated by all the sugary sweet Kool-Aid she has been force fed through the night, decides it's time for bed. Derrick expresses doubts about the Team America task. Caleb, certain that he is America's Favorite Player, sends a memo to BB to secure a limo and security guards to protect him from his fans on finale night. Zach climbs on the furniture, and replays the moment during the live show when Julie called him RanceyPants. And Victoria is thinking she is now a key player in this thing called Big Brother, since the guys had a zillion game convos right in front of her, because they forgot she was even in the room!
And there we were, basking in the afterglow of a great night of feeds, with absolutely no idea who is lying and who is truthing. I think Nicole will work with the guys to get Frankie out. I'm pretty sure Team America will decline the new task. I am fairly certain that the Have Nots were selected and I completely missed it. And I am absolutely, positively, going to start a petition demanding mood rings for season 17.
Have a Dorky Day!
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Caleb Counts On His Fingers And Saves The World!!!
Was it production whispering sweet paranoia in the diary room? Was it the beers Caleb drank at the halfway party? Was it just one more flip-flop in a house of flip-floppers? Who cares?!? It was crazy good feeds last night for sure! If you missed the fun, it all starts in the hive room with Frankie and Caleb. You can tell it's serious, because Caleb has changed out of those damn bunny slippers and into his cowboy boots. Those boots mean business!
8/6 9:01 p.m. cam 1&2
The fun continues from there. It's exactly what I was hoping would happen when the feeds went down for so long last night. I was imagining that it would take all kinds of elaborate things to save Zach, like Pandora's Box, Diamond Power of Veto, or maybe a Coup de Dingus! One magical intervention involved the ants spelling out SAVE ZACH on the walls of the BB house. Those ants are smart, it could happen!!
But all it took was a few beers, and Caleb counting on his fingers, wondering WWJD? What Would Jocasta Do? She would come after all of them! She would never be a number for them! He flipped the house pretty damn quick. Derrick and Cody helped it along, and Frankie gave it his blessing. Christine just clapped her hands a lot and said "Wow, Amazing!". She is one shady fook!
Now the Detonators are convinced that Nicole, Donny, and Hayden are Big Brother masterminds. Derrick and Cody are certain that Nicole and Hayden were playing them about Frankie and Christine turning on them. Christine and Frankie are sitting pretty, because they really were ready to turn on Derrick and Cody.
And Zach was sleeping through most of it! He woke up at some point and talked to Nicole, but seemed more concerned about his eviction night poem than he was about votes. He has no idea how close he came to leaving. He was sleeping the other night when they all decided to vote him out, and then he slept though them saving his ass last night.What a froot-loop!!
Have A Dorky Day!
8/6 9:01 p.m. cam 1&2
The fun continues from there. It's exactly what I was hoping would happen when the feeds went down for so long last night. I was imagining that it would take all kinds of elaborate things to save Zach, like Pandora's Box, Diamond Power of Veto, or maybe a Coup de Dingus! One magical intervention involved the ants spelling out SAVE ZACH on the walls of the BB house. Those ants are smart, it could happen!!
But all it took was a few beers, and Caleb counting on his fingers, wondering WWJD? What Would Jocasta Do? She would come after all of them! She would never be a number for them! He flipped the house pretty damn quick. Derrick and Cody helped it along, and Frankie gave it his blessing. Christine just clapped her hands a lot and said "Wow, Amazing!". She is one shady fook!
Now the Detonators are convinced that Nicole, Donny, and Hayden are Big Brother masterminds. Derrick and Cody are certain that Nicole and Hayden were playing them about Frankie and Christine turning on them. Christine and Frankie are sitting pretty, because they really were ready to turn on Derrick and Cody.
And Zach was sleeping through most of it! He woke up at some point and talked to Nicole, but seemed more concerned about his eviction night poem than he was about votes. He has no idea how close he came to leaving. He was sleeping the other night when they all decided to vote him out, and then he slept though them saving his ass last night.What a froot-loop!!
Have A Dorky Day!
Monday, August 4, 2014
Liar! Liar! So Many Pants On Fire!
The past few days of feeds have been so confusing! Lots of he said, she said, I said, who said? People speaking a teeny tiny bit of truth mixed in with a string of lies. Christine and Frankie are pretty good at this. They are so good at lying that I can't even figure out what they really want to accomplish with all their lies.
My dislike for Frankie and Christine grows more intense with each lie they tell. But when Nicole starts lying, I like her a little bit more. When Cody changes his mind with every lie he hears I just want to smack him. But when Derrick switches his strategy after hearing several possible lies, I wonder if maybe he is onto something. And I still can't tell if Hayden is lying to Nicole, or to Cody and Derrick, or not lying at all!
I love it when one lying house guest discovers that another hg has been lying! They get so mad and heated about it. So indignant and self righteous. They demand justice! They want to call them out on the lies right now, immediately, let's go confront that liar! The liar is now their number one target! The liar must go!! Let's make up some nasty lies about that liar!!
By yesterday the lies were so obvious that everyone is aware that Frankie and Christine are working together and lying up a storm. But then the lies seemed to start to conflict, diverge, and morph into possible reverse psychology lies. Cody and Derrick can't decide if Frankie and Christine are lying to get Zach out, or to get him to stay. They can't even decide if they want Zach to go or stay. So damn confusing!!!
The threat of a double eviction has pushed everyone into emergency lying mode. They must plan for every possible scenario of HOH and noms. By eviction night they will all be lying on the one hand, and swearing on the Bible with the other. Lies will be flying left and right to cover their asses with each potential HOH winner. But, as any previous house guest will tell you, it's really hard to cover your ass when your pants are on fire.
Have a Dorky Day!
My dislike for Frankie and Christine grows more intense with each lie they tell. But when Nicole starts lying, I like her a little bit more. When Cody changes his mind with every lie he hears I just want to smack him. But when Derrick switches his strategy after hearing several possible lies, I wonder if maybe he is onto something. And I still can't tell if Hayden is lying to Nicole, or to Cody and Derrick, or not lying at all!
I love it when one lying house guest discovers that another hg has been lying! They get so mad and heated about it. So indignant and self righteous. They demand justice! They want to call them out on the lies right now, immediately, let's go confront that liar! The liar is now their number one target! The liar must go!! Let's make up some nasty lies about that liar!!
By yesterday the lies were so obvious that everyone is aware that Frankie and Christine are working together and lying up a storm. But then the lies seemed to start to conflict, diverge, and morph into possible reverse psychology lies. Cody and Derrick can't decide if Frankie and Christine are lying to get Zach out, or to get him to stay. They can't even decide if they want Zach to go or stay. So damn confusing!!!
The threat of a double eviction has pushed everyone into emergency lying mode. They must plan for every possible scenario of HOH and noms. By eviction night they will all be lying on the one hand, and swearing on the Bible with the other. Lies will be flying left and right to cover their asses with each potential HOH winner. But, as any previous house guest will tell you, it's really hard to cover your ass when your pants are on fire.
Have a Dorky Day!
Monday, July 21, 2014
I'm Bored! Put Me On the Block!
My, oh my, oh my! The evening begins with Jocasta speaking in tongues on the show, and the crazy just overflows onto the feeds. Last night was the perfect ending to a day spent watching Britt kick that ball over and over again. I am not a Britt fan, but she did finish that brutal task with time to spare. Good for you Britt!
A lot of game talk was happening last night. Endless convos repeated in various versions. And Zach was right in there. He was trying to get his alliance to put Caleb up instead of Donny. He explained that Donny is his new best friend, as of 15 minutes ago, and completely trustworthy. He has Donny in his pocket! Donny should join their alliance! They think this is a terrible idea, and this makes Zach very cranky. He made some valid points as he proceeded to insult and anger everyone in the room. This craziness ends with the alliance saying "No!!". Zach is thoroughly disgusted with them, and says, well, just put me up. He's not afraid, he'll be safe. Dude, this alliance is awesome!
While this has been going on up in the HOH, Caleb has been busy with Amber in the hive room. He is trying to talk her into convincing Cody to put Zach up as replacement nom. It was a typical Amber and Caleb boring game talk circle dance around his burning cowboy love. Ugh!
Things were quiet for a while. And Suddenly....Zach!! He has another great idea! A fabulous idea! He runs it by Christine and Frankie and they tell him "No! No! No!". He smirks his smarmy smirk, and races up to the HOH. He presents his surefire plan for chaos and destruction to Cody and Derrick.
He wants to fake a fight with Cody, and have Cody put him on the block. Zach will blow it up at the POV ceremony, and this will send the house reeling in confusion. Donny will then want to make a F2 with Zach, and he will be their puppet. This plan is genius! It can't fail! It will be awesome dude!! Put me up! Put me up! Put me Up! They tell him no in the nicest way. They tell him the hundreds of reasons why this is a very bad plan. Zack looks at them, totally deflated, and says "I'm bored! Just put me on the block!!!"
( 7/20 11:50 pm cam 1 )
This was the funniest moment of BB16 so far. I laughed so hard I was crying. Cody and Derrick were laughing just as hard. They loved his enthusiasm, but No! No! No! Zach leaves the room begging them to please think about it. To insure that Cody will not go along with this crazy plan, Derrick does his thing and tells Cody that Zach must be America's Player. Getting himself nommed has to be a task he is getting from the diary room, and he will get $5,000 if he succeeds. This is quite amusing, since Derrick himself is our player, and has already earned $10,000. Derrick is tricky that way.
Zach may be playing to the cameras, eager for face time on the show. He might be a Dr. Will wannabe. He is mostly selfish and mean. He is definitely addicted to causing chaos. But he was so damn funny last night I don't even care. I went to bed happy.
And then, I woke up today only to discover that Brittany has been up all night scheming and complaining. She may have topped Zach in the Most-Genius-Worst-Plan-Ever department. She is going to suggest to Cody that he let her make the replacement nom!!! He owes her that much at least, doesn't he? And she will nom Zach! She'll explain how this will keep the blood off Cody's hands. Another brilliant, no-fail plan. How could he refuse? She at least deserves to choose who sits next to her on the block! Sounds legit to me. Zach and Britt are BB masterminds!!! They would make a great powerhouse couple. Zach and Brittany FTW!!!
Have a Dorky Day!!
A lot of game talk was happening last night. Endless convos repeated in various versions. And Zach was right in there. He was trying to get his alliance to put Caleb up instead of Donny. He explained that Donny is his new best friend, as of 15 minutes ago, and completely trustworthy. He has Donny in his pocket! Donny should join their alliance! They think this is a terrible idea, and this makes Zach very cranky. He made some valid points as he proceeded to insult and anger everyone in the room. This craziness ends with the alliance saying "No!!". Zach is thoroughly disgusted with them, and says, well, just put me up. He's not afraid, he'll be safe. Dude, this alliance is awesome!
While this has been going on up in the HOH, Caleb has been busy with Amber in the hive room. He is trying to talk her into convincing Cody to put Zach up as replacement nom. It was a typical Amber and Caleb boring game talk circle dance around his burning cowboy love. Ugh!
Things were quiet for a while. And Suddenly....Zach!! He has another great idea! A fabulous idea! He runs it by Christine and Frankie and they tell him "No! No! No!". He smirks his smarmy smirk, and races up to the HOH. He presents his surefire plan for chaos and destruction to Cody and Derrick.
He wants to fake a fight with Cody, and have Cody put him on the block. Zach will blow it up at the POV ceremony, and this will send the house reeling in confusion. Donny will then want to make a F2 with Zach, and he will be their puppet. This plan is genius! It can't fail! It will be awesome dude!! Put me up! Put me up! Put me Up! They tell him no in the nicest way. They tell him the hundreds of reasons why this is a very bad plan. Zack looks at them, totally deflated, and says "I'm bored! Just put me on the block!!!"
( 7/20 11:50 pm cam 1 )
This was the funniest moment of BB16 so far. I laughed so hard I was crying. Cody and Derrick were laughing just as hard. They loved his enthusiasm, but No! No! No! Zach leaves the room begging them to please think about it. To insure that Cody will not go along with this crazy plan, Derrick does his thing and tells Cody that Zach must be America's Player. Getting himself nommed has to be a task he is getting from the diary room, and he will get $5,000 if he succeeds. This is quite amusing, since Derrick himself is our player, and has already earned $10,000. Derrick is tricky that way.
Zach may be playing to the cameras, eager for face time on the show. He might be a Dr. Will wannabe. He is mostly selfish and mean. He is definitely addicted to causing chaos. But he was so damn funny last night I don't even care. I went to bed happy.
And then, I woke up today only to discover that Brittany has been up all night scheming and complaining. She may have topped Zach in the Most-Genius-Worst-Plan-Ever department. She is going to suggest to Cody that he let her make the replacement nom!!! He owes her that much at least, doesn't he? And she will nom Zach! She'll explain how this will keep the blood off Cody's hands. Another brilliant, no-fail plan. How could he refuse? She at least deserves to choose who sits next to her on the block! Sounds legit to me. Zach and Britt are BB masterminds!!! They would make a great powerhouse couple. Zach and Brittany FTW!!!
Have a Dorky Day!!
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Caleb: Make It Work!
Caleb is weird in so many ways. It's distracting me from my usual BB distractions. I find myself switching cams trying to find Caleb. Last night Nicole and Christine were plotting a hinky vote to cause some trouble for Jocasta and..um...Donny? Or was it Britt? I couldn't really pay attention because I was trying to see if Caleb was still shooting death stares at Cody and Amber in the hammock. Hinky votes are my fave BB thing in all the land, and I am obsessed with a maniacal muscleman in a head scarf. Pitiful!
He has the weirdest sense of fashion I have ever seen in the BB house. Shane's pink tank top? Andy's Garanimals? Maggie's sister-wife wardrobe? Caleb's clothing choices are so randomly weird the others pale in comparison.
He has the unibomber look, with that grey sleeveless hoodie. The shopping at Walmart look, with the green shorts that are 3 sizes too small. The upcycle refashion look, with Amber's dress draped around his neck as a scarf. And now, the flaming doo rag look, with a succession of rainbow hued scarves. So weirdly random. As Tim Gunn would say, there is no continuity, no flow, to Caleb's collection of weird ass costumes for the day.
Well, there is one constant in each of these crazy ensembles: The Death Stare. After Caleb mirror-checks that the long flowing scarf is positioned just so across his beast mode muscles, he heads outside. He positions himself anywhere that he can keep an eye on Amber. The evil eye. The stink eye. The fish eye. Whatever you call it, he stares at her for hours. It's beyond creepy.
This week, Caleb has added a new layer to his weirdness. He is on a fast! A holy mission fast! He will only drink sweet tea and electrolytes, and maybe some protein drink, from now until Thursday. Then, he will eat only the oatmeal part of the slop. He will slam that oatmeal right before the HOH comp, and be full on beast mode, and win that comp. And then Amber will be his forever, they will make F2, he will get a recording contract, and Amber will star in his music videos.
Jocasta is assigned to find all Bible references to fasting. I fear a prayer meeting will soon follow. Somehow, he charms all the girls into lending him their scarves. Well, I have never actually witnessed him asking to borrow them. Maybe he just takes them, like Amber takes all the make-up and headbands without asking.They are, after all, soul mates.
He has this game on lock! He doesn't want a showmance, that would only distract him from the game. He just wants to get to know Amber! Really KNOW her. And the best way to do that is to dress weird and stare her down for hours, on national television, in a house she cannot escape from!
Like they say in Project Runway, I want to see more from Caleb. His designs are rough right now, with no single theme tying them together. He needs room to grow, to refine his style. He must dig deeper into the girls luggage and go for it. He has the potential, and the passion, for a full on drag look by week four. Make it work!
Have a Dorky Day !
He has the weirdest sense of fashion I have ever seen in the BB house. Shane's pink tank top? Andy's Garanimals? Maggie's sister-wife wardrobe? Caleb's clothing choices are so randomly weird the others pale in comparison.
He has the unibomber look, with that grey sleeveless hoodie. The shopping at Walmart look, with the green shorts that are 3 sizes too small. The upcycle refashion look, with Amber's dress draped around his neck as a scarf. And now, the flaming doo rag look, with a succession of rainbow hued scarves. So weirdly random. As Tim Gunn would say, there is no continuity, no flow, to Caleb's collection of weird ass costumes for the day.
Well, there is one constant in each of these crazy ensembles: The Death Stare. After Caleb mirror-checks that the long flowing scarf is positioned just so across his beast mode muscles, he heads outside. He positions himself anywhere that he can keep an eye on Amber. The evil eye. The stink eye. The fish eye. Whatever you call it, he stares at her for hours. It's beyond creepy.
This week, Caleb has added a new layer to his weirdness. He is on a fast! A holy mission fast! He will only drink sweet tea and electrolytes, and maybe some protein drink, from now until Thursday. Then, he will eat only the oatmeal part of the slop. He will slam that oatmeal right before the HOH comp, and be full on beast mode, and win that comp. And then Amber will be his forever, they will make F2, he will get a recording contract, and Amber will star in his music videos.
Jocasta is assigned to find all Bible references to fasting. I fear a prayer meeting will soon follow. Somehow, he charms all the girls into lending him their scarves. Well, I have never actually witnessed him asking to borrow them. Maybe he just takes them, like Amber takes all the make-up and headbands without asking.They are, after all, soul mates.
He has this game on lock! He doesn't want a showmance, that would only distract him from the game. He just wants to get to know Amber! Really KNOW her. And the best way to do that is to dress weird and stare her down for hours, on national television, in a house she cannot escape from!
Like they say in Project Runway, I want to see more from Caleb. His designs are rough right now, with no single theme tying them together. He needs room to grow, to refine his style. He must dig deeper into the girls luggage and go for it. He has the potential, and the passion, for a full on drag look by week four. Make it work!
Have a Dorky Day !
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Am I Tripping? Or Is It You?
Today begins day five of BB16 live feeds. Day five? That can't be right. We have a stalk-mance, bro-mance, gay-mance, and a wide variety of weird-mances. There are prayer circles, Kabbalah cliques, meditation classes, and more Bibles than we can count. Singing! Dancing! Streaking! It seems more like mid season than the first week.
Alliances have been formed, disbanded, and outed. We have final two deals up the wazoo! Breakdowns, melt-downs, and showdowns have already transpired. It's like this is BB Advanced Placement Class. Complete with a Prom.
This is the strangest first week of BB ever! I know we say that every season, but this year it may be true. Three men sleeping in a bird nest? Every straight guy in the house cuddling with the gay guy? House guests kneeling around the bed to pray? A highly functioning sociopath hunting guide who can sing, dance, build motorcycles, braid-foil-and-color your hair, charm the gay dude, and kill a wild hog with a stick? Seems mighty strange to me.
It's wild enough that we have a full force stalk-mance going week one. Caleb has managed to channel all the previous BB stalkers into one terrifying beast. His confession to Amber, that he wants to get to "know" her, was one of the most awkward hour of live feeds I have ever seen. It gave me the heebiest of jeebies.
Then we have Devin. That boy is just plain kookoo. In addition to his hundreds of other highly delusional and OCD issues, this guy has a serious food trip. First he eats all the food in the house, then he fasts for 24 hours, then breaks the fast with a half coffee-half cola shake. He is now convinced he is gaining weight, and plans to run laps all day today. This guy's body has women swooning, and he thinks his face is too fat. He drones on endlessly about how hard this game is. Droning, droning, all the day long. Everyone is just tuning him out. Even in his enforcer mode. Devon speaks, and the hgs cringe and fall asleep.
Last night he did, somehow, get Caleb to realize his stalk-mance was going nowhere. That may be Devin's biggest contribution to his alliance. Five minutes later, he is covering his head with a towel so no one can see his fat face. Seriously kookoo.
Meanwhile, Christine and Nicole are swinging on the hammock, gazing upon the madness that is swirling around them, and giggling up a storm. They are stealth whispering with such expertise I can't hear one word they are saying. But I know what they are asking each other. "Are we tripping? Or is it them?"
Have a Dorky Day!!!
Alliances have been formed, disbanded, and outed. We have final two deals up the wazoo! Breakdowns, melt-downs, and showdowns have already transpired. It's like this is BB Advanced Placement Class. Complete with a Prom.
This is the strangest first week of BB ever! I know we say that every season, but this year it may be true. Three men sleeping in a bird nest? Every straight guy in the house cuddling with the gay guy? House guests kneeling around the bed to pray? A highly functioning sociopath hunting guide who can sing, dance, build motorcycles, braid-foil-and-color your hair, charm the gay dude, and kill a wild hog with a stick? Seems mighty strange to me.
It's wild enough that we have a full force stalk-mance going week one. Caleb has managed to channel all the previous BB stalkers into one terrifying beast. His confession to Amber, that he wants to get to "know" her, was one of the most awkward hour of live feeds I have ever seen. It gave me the heebiest of jeebies.
Then we have Devin. That boy is just plain kookoo. In addition to his hundreds of other highly delusional and OCD issues, this guy has a serious food trip. First he eats all the food in the house, then he fasts for 24 hours, then breaks the fast with a half coffee-half cola shake. He is now convinced he is gaining weight, and plans to run laps all day today. This guy's body has women swooning, and he thinks his face is too fat. He drones on endlessly about how hard this game is. Droning, droning, all the day long. Everyone is just tuning him out. Even in his enforcer mode. Devon speaks, and the hgs cringe and fall asleep.
Last night he did, somehow, get Caleb to realize his stalk-mance was going nowhere. That may be Devin's biggest contribution to his alliance. Five minutes later, he is covering his head with a towel so no one can see his fat face. Seriously kookoo.
Meanwhile, Christine and Nicole are swinging on the hammock, gazing upon the madness that is swirling around them, and giggling up a storm. They are stealth whispering with such expertise I can't hear one word they are saying. But I know what they are asking each other. "Are we tripping? Or is it them?"
Have a Dorky Day!!!
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