Finally, The Finale!

So....the finale wasn't quite as bad as I expected. Not as good as I had hoped for either. Happens every year.  Julie builds me up, only to smash me down.

Hooray for Derrick! He worked 24/7, double-triple-overtime, to win BB16 . I kind of like that Cody took Derrick to F2. I admire loyalty, and I like it better when there are two game players at the end. And Victoria didn't cry! You go girl!

And Donny won AFP! Or was it AFH? Whatever, five million votes! That's pretty awesome. And what a great job Julie did with that reveal! You just know that Frankie thought he had gotten ten million votes, all for his own self! His reaction was priceless! That almost made up for how bad the rest of the show was.

Then we move to the back yard interviews. That reporter was terrible! Has he ever used a microphone before?  Those questions were ridiculous! And I think the camera dude was the last surviving live feed switch intern. He dropped the camera!

Hee hee! Donny confessed that he was the one who crossed out Victoria's name in the bathroom! Some peeps are really mad at him for this, but I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. His back yard interviews were the best! He is hilarious! I want to make him a tee shirt:

I'm trending on Twitter

....whatever that is.

Zach was so cool! Just chillin. Happy for everybody. Cody just wants to have some beers with Big Jeff. All the hgs except for Jocasta and Devin were pretty gracious about everything. Jocasta was still trying to build her church, and Devin simply has no idea how to talk to people. He just smiled and said stupid things that ended up sounding just plain rude.

And suddenly, Blankie! That's my new name for him. I just made it up right now, this very minute! I want to blank him out of my BB memories. He was so all about him, all over the place last night. Dancing and prancing and kicking and singing and posing and all those things he does to keep the cameras on him. Ugh.

Today I am resisting all urges to click on anything Blankie related. I'm not gonna click, share, like, retweet, or look at anything that's about Blankie.  Blankie on The Talk? Not looking! Blankie jets off to SNL?  Not caring!  HA!  I'll show him!!!

All the hgs can now go back to being who they are in real life. I wish them all well. They entertained me for almost 3 months, We have had our fickle way with them, and now their life is their own again. 

Everyone but Blankie. Blankie just makes me all kinds of cranky. I want to white him out from the BB16 story, but I can't. Well, maybe I can!  It's my very own dorky blog after all. I could, if I wanted to, go back through all my posts and Frankie! And make him Blankie!!! 

Oh my Gawd, that's a lot of work. That would take me days and days. Also, most likely, nobody would ever notice!  I'm still worn out from last night, I have no energy for a project of this magnitude. But I can Blankie his ass out of all future posts!  

#AnyOneButBlankie   For the good of all!!!

Have a Dorky Day!

Team America Bombs On Broadway

BB Broadway was a bomb!  Frankie and Derrick were the only ones in costume. Well, Caleb might have been in costume with his bandanna cap. It's hard to tell with him, because he will take just about anything and wrap it around his head. He definitely was not in drag. Dang it all, that's the only reason I tuned in to watch!
8/24 9:00 p.m. all cams

I still don't get why Frankie kept calling it a Broadway play. It just looked like a regular night in the BB house. Peeps sitting around imitating former house guests. Nothing Broadway about that.

There were some funny moments, with everyone doing pretty poor imitations of evicted hgs. The girls had some fun with it. Derrick and Caleb were terrible.  Frankie was almost funny, but not quite. Donny was the star of the show! His impersonation of Devin was hilarious.! He nailed it!

Overall, it was a dreadful performance. It was mostly bearable, until Frankie did an encore. Then we had five long minutes of misery as Frankie took center stage.  He was in character as Consuela, who I think is supposed to be his Brazillan housekeeper.  It's one of his many characters that we have been subjected to all season.

He said this piece was from "the show", which would indicate he has previously performed this monologue for an audience.  Obviously, an audience of a completely different sort than the people in the room last night, because this audience just didn't get it. It made them very uncomfortable. 

And then, as it goes with most things on BB16, it got even more uncomfortable! Caleb got up and did a really, really, really, bad monologue. He was in character as some kind of psycho thug in the penitentiary.  It was awful!  The hgs just stared at him. Frankie's mouth was hanging open, and he was in shock.  This wasn't Caleb joining in the fun to have a few laughs. This was Caleb acting!

Once again, Caleb has chosen the absolute worst material to use in yet another discover-me-now live feeds audition. It was horrible! All about stabbings, and killings, and punchings, and all kinds of dreadful things. Derrick looked miserable, like he was kissing $5,000 goodbye in his mind.

Caleb switches characters mid sentence and becomes Tater, his hillbilly goofball character.  Tater is mildly amusing, and mostly offensive. But at least we aren't in prison with a crazy man anymore. Frankie starts prompting Tater with questions, trying to get control of the situation.  It's sort of funny for a few minutes, and then Frankie does something terrible.

He was asking Tater about his family, brothers, sisters, babies, etc. Tater's answers are confusing, and Frankie is trying to get Caleb to focus on the funny. And he asks Tater if his sisters have all of their limbs. WTF?  He is sitting in a room with Donny, whose brother has no arms! What kind of let's-have-fun-and-put-on-a-play question is that?

I can't believe that Frankie didn't realize what he was saying. His questions were slow and calculated. But why would he say that on purpose? It was just awful. Why would you say something like this in the middle of a stupid task that you know is airing on BBAD? Team America better not get any money for this task. It was a major fail.

I usually end the post with something humorous. Something light, to leave you feeling good about Big Brother, no matter what fresh nonsense is going on in the feeds. But today I just can't get it up. I'm feeling all cranky and grumbly about Frankie and Team America. I just wish that Caleb had come in drag. I think that BeastMode Drag Queen really could have saved the day!


                                           Have A Dorky Day!

Note: Donny's brother is missing one arm, and his other arm stops before the elbow with an incomplete hand.

Team America: The Broadway Show!

Nothing much happened on the feeds yesterday. Victoria fainted due to dehydration and pain from her wisdom teeth. She was whisked away to receive some IV treatment and is looking much better now. Cody won the POV comp. His alliance threw it to him in a great team effort to keep Donny on the block. This win could not have come at a better time. Just yesterday, Caleb revealed that Donny was the former head of the CIA! Donny is dangerous, and he needs to go!

The only other item of interest yesterday was the new Team America task. Donny told Frankie and Derrick that they had to make up their own mission, and then America will vote on whether it was a success or failure. This task must be completed before the Veto meeting on Monday. Donny suggests that they save someone from the block. Like maybe save him from the block. Because America would want them to stay together!

Oh Donny! This is so sad.  It was so very painful to watch. I suppose it's good that he is still fighting. But this idea is slammed down faster than any other input he has given them on the TA tasks. This idea also has twitter all a'flutter with people saying that Donny has created a fake task to save himself.

It's a weird task for sure. But I think Donny has more respect for the rules, and America, than to use production as a strategy.  Plus, they all talk to the dr about the missions, so it would be discovered as a fake soon enough. I think it's a real task.

Real or not, it will soon cause us all to suffer through an amped up Broadway version of Frankie, as the self appointed leader of this mission.

Frankie wants to put on a show! A Broadway show! And they can all impersonate other hgs! And Caleb can dress up in drag! And Frankie can write, direct, produce, and take all the credit for this task! And Ariana's fans will surely vote for them to win the money!

As I listen to Frankie and Derrick figure out the details for this mission, I am getting more cranky by the minute. This is not a mission! This is what hgs do on Big Brother every season!  They impersonate other hgs. They put on some kind of stupid fashion show, or wedding, or beauty pageant. And every year the guys dress up in drag.

It's what you do when you are on BB and you are bored out of your mind. It's what you do if you crave camera time, and want to show off your special talent for being obnoxious! Why should Team America earn $5,000 each for something the hgs do every year for free?

Well, I am sure that Frankie will explain to the cameras how this is the best show in the history of BB. He has timed it to take place during BBAD. He has mentioned his sister's fans enough to get her attention, so that she can command them to vote for TA to win the money. He has already ruined the next 24 hours of feeds for me, and they haven't even started rehearsing yet!

Frankie and Derrick want us to believe that this task is all about giving Donny another $5,000 before he leaves the house. Donny has become Team America's schools in Africa. My cranky meter is about to blow!!!

Oh well. Maybe I should just sit back and enjoy the show. I'm sure there will be some silliness while the hgs perfect their characters, and practice their dance moves. Caleb in drag could turn out to be his best costume for the day ever! BeastMode Drag Queen might just save the day!

                                                         Have a Dorky Day!

Caleb Is 150% Sure That Donny Is A Dadgum Genius!

Yesterday, Caleb gathered more intel on Donny, the most dangerous Big Brother player in all the land. Caleb has had Donny under surveillance for most of this season. It was Caleb who discovered that Donny was ex-military, just by looking at his hairless ankles. Donny claims the hairs were rubbed off by his tall socks. Caleb informed his alliance that hairless ankles are a sure sign that Donny is ex-military. Caleb was the first to blow Donny's cover. And he's been on the case ever since.

They all agree that Donny has been lying about his occupation. Hours upon hours have been spent speculating on his true identity. The speculation has reached a new frenzy now that there are only 8 players left. And yesterday, Caleb revealed startling new evidence against Donny. 

Are you ready for it? It's really big! Shocking! Conclusive! Mind blowing!

Donny ate a Sour Patch Kids candy! Caleb saw it! Caleb was there! And Donny said it reminded him of the good old days! And that right there proves he was in the military! Mind blowing! My mind is blown, isn't yours? My mind was so blown that I completely forgot to check the time on this convo, sorry about that.

Caleb told Cody and Derrick that in the army they give you MRE's, Meals Ready To Eat. And in the MRE packet there is always a piece of candy. A piece of sour candy! And Donny was sucking on that Sour Patch candy, saying how it reminded him of old times, and Caleb was right there when he said it! And when he said "old times" he looked right into Caleb's eyes, like he was telling him something! And Caleb knew, because Caleb is military too!

But wait! There's more! Later on, in the living room, Caleb reveals more proof of Donny's secret life as a military genius. Caleb was watching Donny earlier, and Donny was all fidgety, and his eyes, his eyes! Caleb saw Donny make squares with his eyes! Donny was looking at that square pattern up on the ceiling, and his eyes were making squares!!!

This proves that Donny is a genius! Because sometimes, when you are so genius, so smart, you have to be thinking even when you are not thinking!  And making squares with your eyes is a sure sign you are thinking and not thinking at the same time!!!

While Derrick and Cody are listening to this, you can see that they are thinking that Caleb is completely koo-koo! You can tell they are trying so hard not to laugh.  But they don't laugh! Nope! 

They are members of the Best-Worst -Alliance ever, and they act accordingly. They jump right in and list all the other signs that point to Donny being an evil genius military mastermind. The camouflage clothing, the early bedtime and early wake up, the use of large words, his use of medical terms, his beard, his eating habits, his cricket whistle, etc.

Caleb lays one more piece of evidence on them. It turns out that Donny has been using OCD as a cover to hide his military intelligence training. The way that Donny packs his drawers, and lines up his belongings on the nightstand, reveals that he is either  military intelligence or a weapons designer! This is actually old intel, but when you add this to the Sour Patch Kids evidence, it is obvious that Donny is a Secret Military Weapons Master!

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Caleb is going to stay on the case. His goal is to get Donny to confess everything. He already informed Donny that he was onto him. He told Donny "You are a genius, and you are making the rest of us look stupid!" And Donny didn't even deny it!  Did not deny it at all! He just said  "I appreciate that." So, there you go, he is 100% a dadgum genius! 

                                                          Have a Dorky Day!

Bye-Bye Zach, Hello Nicole! Frankie...Shut Up!!!

Okay..so...Zach left, Nicole came back, there was no endurance comp, Cody won HOH, and Frankie tried his best to make everything about him. Poop-a-doop!

Zach leaves the house with a sprinkle of Froot Loops and a whole lot of class. This is really hard on Frankie because he loves the guy, but he had to go with what the house wanted. Zach gets to have lots-o-fun in jury house, but Frankie has to live with this really difficult, heartbreaking thing he had to do. It's so hard to be Frankie right now.

Nicole wins her way back into the game, and she tells Frankie his sister was in the audience on double eviction night! It's so great you are back in the house Nicole, but tell me more about my sister! And Nicole saw my sister's billboard!  I mean, My Sister! She has a billboard!

The Bomb Squad has an emergency meeting and Derrick commands them all to never speak to Nicole behind closed doors. No one-on-one convos with Nicole allowed. Derrick is positively petrified that Nicole will try to defend herself against all the lies he and the Bomb Squad have told each other about her. After they all agree to this plan, Frankie leaves the room to give Nicole a smoochy hug, and tell her how happy he is that she is back. And now he wants to hear more about his sister's billboard!

And then, Cody wins the HOH. Frankie tells him they make such a great team! Frankie hosting, and Cody winning, that's teamwork!  Yay for Frankie!  Within minutes of the HOH reveal, Frankie shows up with his bags to move in for the week. Cody says please, please, can I just sleep alone for one night?  Is that okay Frankie? Don't be mad, please, please.  Ugh! And double ugh!

Nicole does manage to get some alone time with Cody. How did that happen? Where is the Bomb Squad special battalion of the Closed Door Patrol?  Slacking already!  Her talk with Cody does her no good whatsoever, but at least she tried.

The night devolved into a Donny and Nicole bash-fest. We had a brief intermission when Victoria was whining to Derrick about her Zings. She is worried that people think she is not playing the game. She is playing, playing hard! She cut up Zach's hat didn't she?  She doesn't want to disappoint production! Production? WTF??

He seemed really irritated by her whining. He had to talk her down while keeping an eye on all those closed doors. And where is Nicole? She could be unraveling his spool of lies this very minute! Derrick's paranoia is working triple overtime, and Victoria is getting on his last nerve.

It's gonna be a long week for feed watchers. We are hoping for a Pandora's box intervention. Visions of  the Diamond Power Of Veto dance in our head.  Can Nicole survive the week so that she can win the next HOH comp? Which, by the way, better be endurance, or live feeders everywhere will be turning off the live feeds forever! Will Donny find a Pop-Tarts coup d'etat next time he visits the diary room?  I hope so!

But if things keep going the way they are, and it looks like Donny is heading to the jury house, I sure hope he jumps right into the middle of the next Bomb Squad cuddle-fest and asks them all to play with his beard.

As Donny would say: If you can't beat them, do your best to freak them the hell out!

                                                               Have a Dorky Day!

Bomb Squad: The Best Worst Alliance Ever!

Wow! The Bomb Squad caught Donny talking game! They are so smart! Nothing gets past them. They also caught him looking at the HOH spy screen when he was up in the HOH with them! He actually looked at the screen! How dare him!! Plus, they figured out that Zach and Donny have had an alliance from day one! I didn't know that! Did you know that?

Cody knew that! He told them all a long time ago:

     Cody:  Remember when I said Donny was dangerous?
     Bomb Squad:  Um..yeah..well..no...
     Cody:  Yeah, I said it! I remember! I think I said it! Did I say it?
     Bomb Squad:  Well..um..maybe..yeah, you probably did say that!
     Cody:  Maybe I thought I said it, but really only thought it.
     Bomb Squad: Well, you definitely thought it dude!
     Cody:  And I said the same thing about Zach!  I know for sure I thought it.
     Bomb Squad: I think we saw you thinking one day!
     Cody: And then I thought, those two are working together!
     Bomb Squad:  Yeah, you do think out loud sometimes, dude.
     Cody: I knew it!

So, Cody is a BB genius!  And so is Caleb!  Caleb went into CreepMode yesterday and did his sneaky slithering thing up on the balcony outside HOH.  And he heard Zach and Donny say things. Very important things!  He heard Donny say that everyone was shunning him! He also heard Zach tell him that there never was an orange Skittle for Donny in the drawing for noms!  That proves everything! They are in an alliance!

A very powerful super-alliance that consists of one hg sure to be evicted tomorrow, and another hg who has absolutely no one to work with in this game.  They immediately go to code red alert!  They jump up and down and start fighting over who gets to call Donny out!

Cody really wants to do it. He wants to call him out right NOW!  Or maybe tomorrow? That might be better. Or after the HOH? What do you think? Or better yet after the POV. Yes, that's it. After the POV, Cody is pretty sure he will most likely be calling Donny out!

While Cody is looking for his day planner to pencil in the calling out, Derrick is fuming and sputtering about his own calling out plans. Donny told Christine that if he wins the HOH he will choose noms from a bag of M&M's. Derrick swears, on his daughters life, that he will smack that bag of M&M's out of Donny's hand if he dares to do that! How insulting to use M&M's for noms! Donny is a mad man! Doesn't he know that Skittles are the only BB approved nom candies?

Meanwhile, Victoria is jealous of all the time Derrick has been spending with Christine. And Cody is jealous of this too!  And there was one whole hour yesterday when Cody had to play with his hair himself, because Christine and Victoria were busy spending time together.  Dude, that's just wrong!

Frankie wants everyone to make Zach tell them his Donny secrets. Make him spill his Donny beans. But first, he wants to go cook another fish. He leaves the bean spilling details to his trusty alliance.

The Bomb Squad. The absolute Best-Worst-Alliance in Big Brother history.

                                                                 Have A Dorky Day!

#PinkHatProject

Yesterday was another mostly lazy day on the feeds.  Derrick was working everyone, in his own lazy way. Hey dude! While we are sitting here just enjoying an easy week, let me plant some seeds in the fertile ground of your bored-to-tears brain. He broke down the big picture for each house guest. He had a slightly different big picture for each of them. Derrick is tricky that way.

Zach was trying his best to see this big picture. He wants to know just how big is this big picture? And where is it hiding? Who is in charge of this big picture?  Zach tried to paint his own big picture for them, but nobody showed any interest.

Donny and Zach had a few good convos about working together if Zach comes back in the house after he is evicted. It was kind of exciting to think it could happen, and kind of sad because it probably won't. They both seemed to be speaking the truth to each other.

Frankie and Cody had a convo about being super close, and super tight, and super bff's. And nobody even suspects that they are super-duper working together! Frankie fed Cody some more super lies, and Cody thought they were super delicious. It was a really super convo.

Cody and Christine may have talked game, but I cannot watch them anymore, so if they did I missed it. Caleb, Derrick, and Frankie had a long convo about Cody and Christine being so close even after the Zings they got from Zingbot. Caleb seems very concerned about this. He deems it inappropriate. BeastMode Bunny Slippers, newly released from StalkMance Rehab, is deeply offended by their unseemly behavior.

Victoria and Christine talked about how Donny is an evil, conniving, pervert. They seemed focused on the pervert part. Seriously? They are living in a house with guys who hump each other every five minutes, have running gags about balls and holes, share daily reports on Jack Shack activities, and Donny is the perv?

Victoria spent most of the day obsessing about the symbolism of the shredded pink hat.  She hopes that her parents are proud of her for taking a knife to that hat. Her own hat, her own property, which she gave to Zach and then took back. She really wants him to go berzerkers about that hat. Her eyes get all dreamy when she thinks about it.

The Shredding Of The Pink Hat has had a galvanizing effect on live feeders. Up until the shredding, most of us were hoping that the pink hat would meet a fiery death in that comp where the hgs each have to burn one article of clothing. We hated that hat. Zach fidgeted with that hat all the time.  That hat was the pink cherry on the cake of his ridiculous daily attire.

But now, fickle feeders that we are, we take the hat shredding and we create our own symbolism. We form our own Pink Hat Alliance and spread the word far and wide. We send pink hat care packages to live feeders on the West Coast, so that they can throw them over the wall of the BB back yard, to show our Zach love!

#PinkHatProject will soon be trending world wide. If even one pink hat sails over that wall to land at Zach's feet, we will have done our part to create a whole new level of paranoia in that BB house! And if Victoria so much as looks at that pink hat sideways, we will implement #OperationBlackCrow, and she will be carried away to a land where no princess has ever gone before!!!

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Isn't This Season Over Yet???

Donny won the BOB!! Christine tried to throw it but failed miserably. They had to find bones in a dark room and fit them into something. There was some talk yesterday that production called her out during the comp by announcing that she could not give other players any bones. This means that her cover is blown, and Donny surely knows that he was the real target. Meanwhile, Donny got enough bones by himself to win the comp. Good for you Donny!!!

The hgs are once again completely convinced that Donny must have a secret identity that includes superpowers.  They discuss this theory at length, while Donny lays down in his bed to have a quiet little cry. It's lonely having superpowers. Very lonely.

We won't really know anything much until we know who wins the POV. Then the feeds should perk right up. Seeds are being planted by Derrick to have Zach go up as replacement nom, if the opportunity arises. This is exciting for about five minutes, and then I lose interest. It's just Derrick doing what he does so well. If the POV were in play it would be much more exciting. But for now it's just making me yawn.

Live feeders everywhere are yawning. There has been a mass exodus the past two weeks. It happens every season. The game gets predictable, the feeds get boring, and people stop watching the feeds. Chat rooms empty out and they begin to feel like ghost rooms. Hellooooooooooooooo? Anybody here?

I stick with it. I hang on. I may be lurking a bit more, doing more cleaning and less chatting. I may be getting out into the world more, shocking friends I haven't seen in two months with a surprise visit. But I can never completely give up on the feeds, or the season.

I have stopped watching Survivor mid season several times. The last three times I watched The Amazing Race I never made it to the finale.  But Big Brother keeps me hanging on every year. It's all a part of the game.  The down time. The mind numbing convos.  The endless hours of makeup and nail polish.

I do avoid the feeds when the hgs start studying for comps every day, all day. This is torture for me to sit through, I just can't do it. I can watch hours of cleaning, or sleeping, or anything else, but not studying.

I might check out for a morning or an afternoon here and there. But then the itch to know what's happening grows strong. So, I have to check back in and see what kind of nothing is going on now.

I miss my chat peeps who have already bailed on this season.  I feel somehow abandoned when another chatter announces they are done with these dodo-heads and will not be back.  It's kind of like they are self evicting from the game.

You signed up for the game, you knew what you were coming into, stick it out!  Think about all the people who work all day, and are busy all night, who would love to be watching these feeds!  What about the other chatters? We depend on you for info, and laughter, and links!  We need  your links so that we can keep up with what's not happening on the feeds!  What about the children in Africa who need you to vote for Frankie??!!!

Okay, I am just kidding about the voting for Frankie part. But I do miss the chatters who have left us all behind.  I even have a fave blogger who rarely makes it through a season. Breaks my heart every season when I log on and there is no new post. I feel abandoned.

But I can see why. I get the picture. I smell what she's stepping in. How do you write about nothing new happening, day in and day out? How do you watch nothing happen for hours at a time, and then write about it?

Well, I think we are all about to find out. I may take a few days off here and there just so my head doesn't explode. But I will not abandon you. I will write about nothing happening like nobody has ever done before!!!  I will write about the stinky fridge. I will compose haiku about the ants. I will keep you up to date on who is pooping and who isn't. I may even start a few petitions just to shake up this dorky little BB blog .

No, I will not abandon you. But you might have to abandon me! Save yourselves now! The only thing that could possibly be worse than watching boring feeds and then writing about them, would be watching boring feeds and then reading about them!  Oh my gawd, you poor souls!

                                                              Have a Dorky Day!

p.s.  I may be taking tomorrow off. <<----------not abandoning you!!!

Zombie Polka Party!

Wow!  I think I might be a victim of the zombie plague! This explains why I was so cranky yesterday. Chances are you have it too, because BB says that 40% of live feeders have the zombie virus!

News of the zombie virus quarantine certainly livened up the feeds last night. After hours of sleeping, yawning, cleaning, and Jenga, we had some excitement at last. It began with zombie/skeletons appearing in the mirrors. Then the feeds would go to fish while BB gave the hgs zombie news headlines. This went on through the night. The hgs worked hard to memorize the clues as they tried to imagine what kind of comp was coming.

I was busy imagining it myself. I think it will be a Zombie Polka Party! And the losers will have penalties that include accordions, roller skates, and the Chicken Dance!   But don't pay any attention to me, I think I have already reached stage two of the zombie virus.

Donny slept through the first half of all the zombie excitement. He was really cranky when he finally woke up and joined the fun.  Uh oh!  I hope he isn't already infected! The guys really wanted to keep Donny in the dark about the clues they had already received. But soon enough Donny was caught up on all the zombie news.

So we had a night of zombies and Jenga. Everyone is busy studying clues and talking trash about Nicole and Donny. Nicole is the biggest liar ever in BB history!  Everything she says is a lie!  And Donny is an evil, nasty man who is plotting against all of them! He is a vile human being!  Their brains are working overtime thinking up mean things to say about these two. Brains that I will gladly serve up on a platter when the zombies arrive for the party.

Even Derrick is making things up about Nicole. When Victoria mentions Nicole's suspicions about a five person guys alliance, Derrick tells her that Nicole has been lying about everything since day one. He told her Nicole must be a pathological liar. The word pathological makes Victoria freak out a little bit more. Pathological? Wow! That's serious!

Feeds should be more of the same today. Right up until the show tonight. I don't expect any surprises during the eviction. And then Nicole will be talking to Julie, while Donnie prepares to fight for his life one more time. I sure hope that Donny finds the helmet I threw over the wall to protect his brains from the zombies during the HOH comp.

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Pop-Tarts FTW!!!!

When the feeds come back on after the show last night, we discover that the winners of the HOH comp are Nicole and Donny! Woohoo! My chat friends are whooping and hollering! Not because they are Nicole or Donny fans. Not because this may indeed shake up the house with the possibility of a Frankie back-door scenario. They are celebrating because there are Pop-Tarts in the HOH!!!!

Donny loves Pop-Tarts, and so does my fave chat room! We have a Pop-Tart emote, and our very own PoptartKing!! When feeds go down for hours and hours, you can be sure that a Pop-Tart convo will begin. In depth Pop-Tart flavor reviews will be posted and debated. Chatters will share their personal fave eating techniques. Our PoptartKing has a special procedure that involves very carefully separating the two halves, cutting them into quadrants, and manipulating the fruit filling with his tongue. It's an art, and he is an artist when it comes to eating Pop-Tarts.

Donny says that in real life he eats a Pop-Tart for breakfast every morning. Every single morning of his life! His HOH basket is overflowing with Pop-Tarts. They are one of the things Donny has really been missing since he came into the Big Brother house. He never complained, but he's been mighty lonesome for them.

When you look back to the early weeks of this season , it's pretty amazing that Donny is still in the game. He has done pretty well for the oddball old dude with a beard. He made it to week six, and now he is a potential HOH for the week.  And he has a basket full of his superfood breakfast of choice.

Over the past five weeks Donny went from being the target, to being a perpetual pawn, and back to being a potential target.  He has been showing his game smarts, putting him on the threat lists of several hgs. Then he wins HOH, moving him up a notch on the target list. And I suspect that when the other hgs saw his HOH photos of his beautiful girlfriend, and how different he looks with no beard, they must have had some second thoughts about his good ole' country boy persona.

But those photos are just a decoy! It's the Pop-tarts they should be worried about! Donny is gonna nibble on those sweet breakfast treats all week! If he is the final HOH, he will be in fine form for the Veto comp after he starts his day the Pop-Tart way! If the opportunity arises to back-door Frankie, those delicious  breakfast pastries might just give him the courage he needs to get the job done. Pop-Tarts FTW!!!!

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I'm Bored! Put Me On the Block!

My, oh my, oh my! The evening begins with Jocasta speaking in tongues on the show, and the crazy just overflows onto the feeds. Last night was the perfect ending to a day spent watching Britt kick that ball over and over again. I am not a Britt fan, but she did finish that brutal task with time to spare. Good for you Britt!

A lot of game talk was happening last night. Endless convos repeated  in various versions. And Zach was right in there.  He was trying to get his alliance to put Caleb up instead of Donny.  He explained that Donny is his new best friend, as of 15 minutes ago, and completely trustworthy. He has Donny in his pocket!  Donny should join their alliance! They think this is a terrible idea, and this makes Zach very cranky. He made some valid points as he proceeded to insult and anger everyone in the room. This craziness ends with the alliance saying "No!!".  Zach is thoroughly disgusted with them, and says, well, just put me up. He's not afraid,  he'll be safe. Dude, this alliance is awesome!

While this has been going on up in the HOH, Caleb has been busy with Amber in the hive room. He is trying to talk her into convincing Cody to put Zach up as replacement nom. It was a typical Amber and Caleb boring game talk circle dance around his burning cowboy love. Ugh!

Things were quiet for a while. And Suddenly....Zach!!  He has another great idea! A fabulous idea! He runs it by Christine and Frankie and  they tell him "No! No! No!".  He smirks his smarmy smirk, and races up to the HOH. He presents his surefire plan for chaos and destruction to Cody and Derrick.

He wants to fake a fight with Cody, and have Cody put him on the block. Zach will blow it up at the POV ceremony, and this will send the house reeling in confusion. Donny will then want to make a F2 with Zach, and he will be their puppet. This plan is genius! It can't fail! It will be awesome dude!! Put me up! Put me up! Put me Up! They tell him no in the nicest way. They tell him the hundreds of reasons why this is a very bad plan. Zack looks at them, totally deflated, and says "I'm bored!  Just put me on the block!!!"
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This was the funniest moment of BB16 so far. I laughed so hard I was crying. Cody and Derrick were laughing just as hard. They loved his enthusiasm, but No! No! No! Zach leaves the room begging them to please think about it. To insure that Cody will not go along with this crazy plan, Derrick does his thing and tells Cody that Zach must be America's Player.  Getting himself nommed has to be a task he is getting from the diary room, and he will get $5,000 if he succeeds. This is quite amusing, since Derrick himself is our player, and has already earned $10,000. Derrick is tricky that way.

Zach may be playing to the cameras, eager for face time on the show. He might be a Dr. Will wannabe. He is mostly selfish and mean. He is definitely addicted to causing chaos. But he was so damn funny last night I don't even care. I went to bed happy.

And then, I woke up today only to discover that Brittany has been up all night scheming and complaining. She may have topped Zach in the Most-Genius-Worst-Plan-Ever department. She is going to suggest to Cody that he let her make the replacement nom!!!  He owes her that much at least, doesn't he? And she will nom Zach! She'll explain how this will keep the blood off Cody's hands.  Another brilliant, no-fail plan.  How could he refuse? She at least deserves to choose who sits next to her on the block! Sounds legit to me. Zach and Britt are BB masterminds!!!  They would make a great powerhouse couple.  Zach and Brittany FTW!!!

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Hinky Votes!!! Woohoo!

Week two hinky votes!!! My prayers have been answered! I love the hinky vote! I truly thought it would not, could not happen so soon. And right now it's only talk. Frankie talk. Frankie seems to have switched sides yet again. Now he says he wants to vote for Zach to stay, but blame his vote on someone else. And maybe do the same with Christine's vote. We call that a hinky vote!  Hinky vote talk in the hive room! Woohoo!

The hinky vote is tricky business. It's very difficult to go undetected as the hinky voter. It creates all kinds of paranoia on one side, and crazy-happy-storage-room-dances on the other. I think there is even special hinky vote music for the CBS show. Plinka-plinka-hinky-vote-music. Lets dance!!!!

Frankie better not be getting my hopes up, only to smash them down come voting time. Don't tease me with a hinky vote scenario and then chicken out on me!  A week two hinky vote would be spectacular. You will be guaranteed lots of face time on the show if you do the hinky vote Frankie! Check your camera angles and go for it.

I am so excited about the possibility of a hinky vote I can't stand it!! Plus! Extra bonus feature! We might get to hear Donny say the word hinky!  I hope they let Donny explain the hinky vote to the viewers.  Priceless!

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Code Word: Apple Pie

So, it turns out that I don't have to be asleep to miss whats going down on BB. I don't even have to be on the wrong camera! I witnessed the apple pie convo in the kitchen and never suspected a thing. Donny made a couple weird faces, and I thought it was just Donny being Donny. Derrick was fidgety when he went to the back yard, but I figured that he was just worried about  Zach. And Frankie was just being Frankie, singing a medley about apple pie, bald eagles, and America.

Team America code words flying all over the place, and I am completely oblivious!  Caleb's story about bald eagles knocking goats off the mountain distracted me! The ice cream talk made my mind wander! Donny's idea of opening an ice cream and water restaurant bamboozled me!

And when did our Team America alliance meet up in the storage room for their first official meeting? Or was it in the back yard? Wherever it was, I missed that too! I must have been busy giggling hysterically at Devin's goofy grin as he was daydreaming about having even more daughters, this time with Brittany. That dude is seriously whacked.

Yesterday was mostly boring, with a sprinkling of lunacy. Caleb wants to give the Bomb Squad promise rings, while Devin sharpens his scalpel to cut the cancer out of his alliance. I think the cancer  is Caleb, but it might be spreading fast to the other members of  "The Squad".  Zach is on suicide watch as he spirals out of control. And Brittany is considering not accepting the Veto if Devin uses it on her!!! That's just plain crazy talk!

Two weeks into the game, and Frankie looks totally frazzled as he runs from room to room, alternately starting and putting out fires. Devin watches his spy cam while teaching himself how to read lips. The Bomb Squad lower echelon plots a Coup d'etat to dethrone Caleb and Devin. And Brittany seems fairly serious about her crazy idea of refusing the Veto.

These people are playing as if it's week ten, not week two. No wonder I missed the code words!  It's like we have been plopped down in BB mid season. We are naked and afraid!  EVERYBODY JUST CALM THE FOOK DOWN!!!!!

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