Last night the final three said goodbye to the back yard. Goodbye hammock. Goodbye fake grass. BB has told them they will be locking down the back yard Tuesday at 7:00 am. Goodbye pool. Goodbye hot tub.
All of these goodbyes while laying on wet astroturf to reenact last season's final three goodbye's. They share back yard memories. This takes quite a while. Cody and Victoria get a little fidgety, but Derrick is just laying under his BB sky soaking it all in. Goodbye barking spiders. (barking spiders??!!!) Goodbye ants.
They already took the last swing on the hammock. And right before that, Victoria had one last try at getting Derrick to admit he had promised her f2:
Victoria: Can you just admit?
Derrick: Admit what?
Victoria: That you said the thing...
Derrick: I said what you think I said, but my intentions were obviously different than you thought they were.
Victoria: So we never had a final two?
Derrick: I don't think we did.
Victoria: Sigh........
Goodbye weights. Goodbye couches. Goodbye pillows.
Derrick says they gotta put the cover on the pool table for the last time. I never saw them do this before. I think this is the first time they have ever used that cover. But they are caught up in a Fellini film moment as they say their last words at the pool table funeral. Cody is so sad he might just cry.
Did Derrick get a final Team America mission? A mission to:
A) creep me out, or B) make Cody cry?
Cody writes his name in the dew on the grill cover. A bird shrieks in the night. I'm getting a little freaked out here. They are all strolling around aimlessly thinking morbid goodbye thoughts. Goodbye washer. Goodbye dryer.
BB: Holla! Froot Loop Dingus!
Thank goodness Zach is here in spirit, to comfort us during the last moments of the saddest ever BB back yard memorial service.
BB scares them with a lockdown announcement. They all freak out and panic. BB announces lockdown is over. They calm down and continue with their goodbyes. They are sad, and tired, and acting pretty damn weird. Goodbye camera pole in the middle of the yard.
They finally head inside to get ready for bed. Thank gawd this nonsense is over! Then Derrick runs back outside for one last goodbye. He races over to the pool. Goodbye Ducky!
BB is playing some really weird sound over the loudspeakers. It sounds like that creepy freaky sound in that movie The Langoliers. It's freaking me the fook out! Maybe its barking spiders! Is that what they sound like?
They just ignore the sound and make a bedtime snack. I would make one too, but the lights are off in my kitchen, and I just know there are barking spiders waiting for me. And I know what they will shriek at me with that awful Langoliers barking spider sound. Goodbye Dorky!
Have a Dorky Day!
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