All About Audrey

Whew! The first full day of live feeds completely wore me out. It started slow and then - boom!

Steve won the POV with the word trombonist and then promptly disappeared from the feeds for most of the day. Smart move.

When the feeds came back after the comp Audrey had a demonic gleam in her eye. She had a mission. Nothing would stop her. Something about her hearing of a plan to back door her. Let's get it straight, she is the victim here, and she will get to the bottom of this if it takes all day.

Here follows the fetching of various people to be interrogated by Audrey. House guests go up and down, and in and out, and Audrey demands to know who said what to whom. For some reason Audrey is allowed to keep her sources secret. Everyone else better name names, right now.

Austin, Jace, De'Vonne, James, and Liz are the main targets of Audrey's suspicions. No one questions her right to command an audience. Austin tries to get some specific answers from her but she goes all vague and reminds him that she is the victim here. She has been nice to everyone. She is a caring person. She has comforted them all, consoled them all (???) and for someone to do this to her hurts her.

And this is how the day goes, and long into the night. Everyone involved can plainly see that Audrey is playing hard, that she wants to pit people against each other, that she is pretty much trying to run the game. And yet they spend most of their day kissing her butt.

There are already quite a few alliances in the house, but Audrey's search for the truth has inspired everyone to make even more alliances. Alliances real and fake start popping up all over the place.

Audrey is in at least 50 alliances by now. She takes time to connect with each one to regroup and make sure everything is ok. She takes time to give them each some advice, some coaching, some control freak instructions on how they should play the game.

Clay should give De'vonne a massage. With his shirt off. He should also kiss Shelli. Like this.... Yes, she shows him how to go in for the kiss.

Steve should stop walking around. It bugs people when he walks around. And he should stop walking in on peoples convo's. If he sees two people talking he should go away and not interrupt them.

The other house guests spend the day recovering from the inquisition.Somehow De'vonne has a target on her back and she spends some time trying to get it off. Austin is still busy planning his 9 person alliance to make it to jury. Jace decides he better go scare the bejeezus out of Steve, just because. Shelli drools over every word Clay says even though she has no idea what he is talking about. James just wants to get Jace up as the renom and lock himself in the HoH till Wednesday.

At last the back yard is open and everyone rushes outside to breathe in the fresh air and do some serious laundry. But Audrey is still working the game. She stays inside to go find Steve.  He is desperate for information but she doesn't give him many answers. She does tell him that she is the victim in all of this, without really telling him what all of this is.

She leaves him alone in the house looking dazed and confused. Me too. I'm not sure what really happened today on the live feeds. It was fast and furious and it just wouldn't stop. But one thing both Steve and I are sure of is that trombonist is our new favorite word.

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