House Meeting!!! Hidey-Ho-Ho!!!

I was mostly lurking after the show last night. Putzing  around the house, mumbling Hidey-ho-ho, and having a little chuckle. Earlier in the day Caleb was trying to remember "You know what I mean, what cowboys say when they are on the mountain, in the sunset, waving their hat? Hidey-ho-ho, or something like that."  That Caleb is such a hoot!

That little tidbit could have carried me through to the eviction. Seriously, this first week of  live feeds has been one delight after another.  What more could a girl ask for?

HOUSE MEETING!!! Those two little words make me swoon. Plus, it was a real time double feature, playing alongside Episode 100 of StalkMance: The Miniseries.

Chat was rolling fast as we all settled in for some fun. When it comes to house meetings, I prefer the kind that explodes in screaming hissy-fits. Complete with name calling, food throwing, and door slamming. Now that's a house meeting! Last nights meeting was the other sort of house meeting. The kind where one hg reveals how ridiculously crazy they are, and the other hgs sit there with mouths agape and eyes agog.

While Devin is giving his I Have A Daughter speech in the living room, Caleb is reciting his epic love poem, I Made You Ice Cream, to Amber, in the hive room. It was really difficult to choose which spectacle to watch. I could not look directly at Devin as he sobbed about his integrity blah blah blah. One week of looney toons game play and he is having his 15th melt down. It's not pretty, and I am not looking.

I decide to watch his audience. How they sat there without bursting into giggle fits I have no idea. Maybe all those hours of listening to Caleb's delusions of Amber were combat training for just this moment. Because gawd only knows what would happen if one of them let loose a snicker. 

Meanwhile Caleb and Amber seem to be making progress in the hive room. Amber has a way of talking around the subject, never quite saying too much about anything. But whatever she is saying, Caleb is hearing that she really wants to go on a date, in a horse and carriage. And there will be flowers and romance, and he will make her ice cream for all the days of her life. As they hug it out, Caleb's hat bumps Ambers head in that certain way that tells Caleb she really is into him. Hat bumps don't lie.

Everyone  gets up and they head to the kitchen to watch the have have-not food fest. I am smiling to myself as I finally turn off the feeds and get ready for bed. Such a perfect end to a crazy ass week of BB. I am content, and all is well with my BB world. 

Well, we still have today, with several hours before the feeds go down for tonight's show. And if, in those precious hours, Zach and Frankie would finally make out, this would be the best first week of BB ever! Hidey-Ho-Ho!!!

                                                                 Have a Dorky Day!