Will somebody please send me the link for the app that lets me watch the feeds while I sleep??? The one that jacks into my BB brain and guarantees I will not miss a fight. Even a two minute fight, for example, like the one that happened last night. While I was asleep. Dammit!
Didn't I learn my lesson Thursday, when I slept through a whole week of action in one night? I am such a dork!! No sleep for me!! Must.....stay...awake!!!
Replay is a great feature on the CBS feeds. I can watch everything after the fact. But it's just not the same. It's so weird. Replaying great moments that I witnessed live is great fun. But catching up on berzerker moments that I missed doesn't have the same adrenaline rush as being there when it happens.
I try to stay awake. I really do. But then the feeds get boring, and my mind wanders as I try to keep one eye open. This one eyed technique never works. Especially this season. Caleb and Devin can put me to sleep in minutes, even during the day. They might just bore the house so completely with their blah-blah-blah speak that they will make it to final two. Leaving a trail of sleepy eyed house guests in their wake.
I have no idea how I will survive this season. Happens every year. I try and I mostly fail. And it's even worse on a day like today. Most of the house guests were up all night. So today feeds should be mostly boring, right? Lots of napping going on in the house. Maybe I should nap too.
HA! Dork me once, shame on you, dork me twice...well....wait....that already happened last night. I just know that Devin will wake up and give all the girls his death stare, and Caleb will rush in to protect them. There will be a duel at high noon. If I nap now I will be sure to miss that!
But, if I don't nap, it guarantees the feeds will be boring today, and into the night. Then around 2:00 am I will decide nothing is happening, so it's safe to go to bed. My dork brain will trick my BB brain into turning off the feeds and going to sleep. And then the berzerkers will party down! BB fight history will be made! Legends will be born!!! And Your Dorkyness will be snoozing for sure. Missing everything!
I need that BB sleep app bad. Link me, please!
Have a Dorky Day!
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