Why Is Andy On My Feeds?

Yesterday's feeds were crazy good fun!  Alliances are crumbling, bromances are ending, and a berzerker is ruling the house!  I think that top secret Bomb Squad alliance meeting  up in the HOH  went well, don't you? Devin has obviously worked covert operations before. He sure knows how to keep his alliance hush hush. And he has a no fail back up plan if anyone suspects anything: deny, deny, deny! That should work. Why worry?

As any  previous HOH will tell you, it's always a good idea to simultaneously confuse, alarm, demoralize, and expose your alliance members just moments before the POV comp starts. Let's put on our BB big boy pants and win that POV!

So we had a day filled with POV, Have Nots, secret meetings (NOT!), broken promises, and twisted love. And to add to our viewing pleasure, yesterday was the first day of BB intern training for the ON/OFF switch for the feeds. This in depth training course will continue for the next three months. There will, as usual, be no graduates from this master class.

Some days during BB, I try to imagine the control room. Maybe the feed switch is really simple, like a light switch. The words ON/OFF have faded after so many seasons, and now there are little post its with arrows and smiley faces to guide the way. But the post its keep falling off. The intern doesn't want to bother the control room guys with silly questions about one little switch, so he just flips that thing randomly. The feeds go up, the feeds go down. No particular reason.

In another possible control room scenario, I imagine that the switch has a fail safe mechanism, and it takes two interns, who each have a key, to flip the switch.. These interns are quick to master turning the feeds off, but  they just can't get the hang of turning them back on.  So they simply pretend like everything is okay, and hope nobody notices that the feeds have been down for hours and hours.

This season, it's a three way switch: ON/ Fish/ Stupid Jeff Interviews. And the Jeff interviews keep getting stuck on Andy. Last night they had Andy popping into every convo, in every room. Ugh! Why is Andy on my feeds??? Hurting me!!!

Remember the good old days when we complained about the BB trivia we had to endure when the feeds were down for a comp?  Remember when the fish cam showed a beautiful aquarium, with lovely fishes that we could name and make up stories about? Alas, this seasons fish cam shows us a murky mess. And there is nothing we can do about it. Those interns will be flipping the switch on us willy and nilly. The post its will say ON/Swamp Thing/ Andy The Rat. The mute button is our only hope.

                                                                           Have a Dorky Day!