I love a BB house guest who is there to play the game. I loathe a cast member who considers the show a platform to reach out to the world and change lives for the better. A hg who dreams of the fame and fortune awaiting them after finale night really pisses me off. You are on Big Brother, play the game for the game!!!
Victoria is more concerned with camera angles than game moves. And Devin, well, he has a daughter, and he has already informed production she better be there for the press parties he imagines they have planned for him after he gets voted out tonight.
Jocasta can preach a sermon inspired by the way you butter your toast! Every single conversation she has quickly turns into a self help seminar. In the real world Jocasta probably helps a lot of people feel better about themselves every day. Her ministry must have a positive impact on her community. Good for her, we need more people like that in the world. We don't need them on BB.
This is Big Brother, not a storefront church. Play the game, not the audience. Jocasta has talked game about 5 times since the season started. Have mercy on the live feeders Jocasta! We need some game talk and we need it now! We want to love you, but one more sermon may just push us over the edge.
We know you are playing the game. You plant little seeds of doubt here and there, even as you schedule your prayer meetings and sharing circles. Talk some strategy woman! Get down and dirty! Use a prayer meeting as a cover to plot Fankie's demise! Speak in Bible code to pass messages to your alliance. Give us something to help us love you.
Caleb is working another angle. Well, he's working a lot of angles, and they all involve limousines and red carpets. Last night he announced that he was officially breaking up with Amber. He wants to get his mind back on the real reasons he is in the BB house. He is all about the fame and glory. Winning the game seems to be incidental to his delusions of grandeur. He describes several post game scenarios that guarantee him fame and fortune, and limousines galore.
His hunting guide business is going to be a world wide sensation. He will hire fleets of limousines to go on safari. BB16 Beastmode Cowboy is his new handle, hashtag, twitter page, internet google thing, with a blue check mark. He has no idea what he is talking about, but somehow believes he will crash the internet with his country boy charm.
His homecoming fantasies all hinge on the paparazzi being alerted to his arrival, in a limousine of course, at various venues where the crowds will just go crazy wild for this old country boy. The list include Lowe's, his brother's church in the exact middle of the service, and assorted VIP clubs that will pick up the tab for him and his ever growing entourage.
A recording contract is in the works too! He will of course sign autographs and pose for fan photos. Caleb even describes, in detail, what his adoring fans will say about him. The one snag in his fantasies is that according to the BB contract he can't promote himself as a BB16 superstar. But, he is certain there are people waiting to do that for him, and they will pay him for the privilege.
I am grateful for the super fans in the cast this season. Even if they get all googly eyed just being in the house. Even when they do the happy dance in the storage room just because that's what you do on BB. Even when they are obsessed with alliance names, and making big moves week 3, I love them. I even love a super fan like Frankie, who reminds us in every diary room session that he is already famous because his sister is famous Because super fan players love BB, the game and the experience, I love them. At least until they get these BB posers out of the house. Then they are fair game.
Have a Dorky Day!
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