The feeds were more of the same yesterday. Mostly boring, with plenty of lying and butt kissing. They are all trying to set themselves up for safety for a double eviction on Thursday night. It's impossible to tell whether they are lying or truthing. And do we really care? Let's just go directly to the double eviction and get this season over with already!!
Caleb isn't kissing much butt. His strategy seems to be "Let me tell you what a BB beast I am and then we'll talk some game." His ego knows no bounds. Yesterday, when he did his HOH blog and tweets, BB gave him a few fan questions to answer. One fan asked what kind of girl he likes. Caleb now believes that BB is his personal dating service.
He is convinced that his answer to this question will bring him thousands of "applicants" to fill the position of girlfriend. He imagines they will pay $500 for a chance to date him. He got so excited as he told the guys about this that he had to run to the dr to make sure they were clear on the job description: "Don't love me for my looks, or my truck, just give me $500 and we'll get along real good!"
Victoria has refused to kiss any butt. Derrick tells her to stop spending so much time with Nicole. He explains that Nicole can't do anything for her game. Victoria needs to be talking to Cody and Frankie and Christine! Victoria say NO! She doesn't want to. She won't do it! Not one single butt will be kissed by her princess lips!
This is what you end up with if you carry someone through the game. When it finally comes down to it, Derrick has spent endless hours managing Victoria's moods. It's hard, thankless work. And here they are, on double eviction eve, and she finally says NO! What is a master manipulator to do?
Let's see...hmm..anything else happen lately? Hmmm..Christine told Frankie about coffee enemas and he got a faraway look in his eyes. No..that's not it....hmmm. Oh yeah, I remember now!
A BANNER PLANE FLEW OVER THE HOUSE!!! Yes! Well, allegedly. We had a long indoor lock down and there were many reports of a banner plane flying over the area. "FRANKIE & DERRICK R THE SABOTEURS" was the alleged message. If the hgs saw it they aren't telling. And we sure didn't see it. Dammit!
I love the banner plane. I think it's so wild that a fan would spend that kind of money to fly a message over the house! I thrill at the potential for creating paranoia and panic. A shout over the wall is one thing. Those are free. But a plane costs some dollars, takes some commitment. A banner plane is hard to dismiss as poppycock, the way they've been doing with the shouts. Caleb would take one look at that message and say "I been in the military, and that there banner plane ain't no poppycock!"
I wonder what it's like for people in the neighborhood. If they don't know diddly about BB, what are they thinking when they see that message fly across the sky? Maybe they have a boss named Derrick! Or a boyfriend named Frankie! Maybe they are googling "saboteur" and changing their locks right now! I think about the pilot. Is this a risky business? Will the men in black soon be paying him/her a visit? Will the pilot give up his client when Julie says "I need an answer now!"?
The thought of this alleged banner plane amused and entertained me for hours. I imagined myself chartering a banner plane to fly over the BB house. My message? "FRANKIE IS REALLY 31 YEARS OLD!" It might not change the game, but it would really piss Frankie off! It's a sad day when my imaginary BB life is more fun than my real one.
Have a Dorky Day!
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