Days and days of boring BB feeds brought to you by Caleb wimping out on his plans to backdoor Frankie. It's pitiful. It's infuriating. It's dad-gum crazy!
I didn't have much hope for this plan anyway. But it sure would have been a fun week of feeds. I was kind of looking forward to watching Frankie freak the fook out. I wanna see him scramble, and cry, and plead, and scheme, and ultimately fail! I want me some good BB!!!
The way things are going it may never happen. This week's double eviction might be our only hope. But double evictions are tricky. The hg's are all hyped up and go into panic mode. They get freaked out at the idea of making a big move that they might have to pay for 20 minutes later. Will anybody have the guts to nom Frankie? They are all talking big talk right now, but I doubt any of them will do it. I feel a cranky coming on!
Meanwhile, Frankie is giving Caleb some social media mogul advice. Today Caleb gets to do his HOH blog and tweets. Frankie tells Caleb to blog about him! What a great idea! Caleb can blog about how he was considering putting Frankie on the block, but then made the best decision of his life when he didn't do it! Blog about meeeeeeeeeee!!! Tweet about meeeeeeeeee!
Frankie is acting like it's no big deal that his alliance talked about backdooring him. I'm not buying it. Are you? I think that if Frankie wins either double evic HOH comp this week he will take his revenge on them in Grande style. We will be treated to a major production of the Frankie Show. If this happens, it will be both horrible and wonderful to behold.
And what is to become of Victoria? Does everyone secretly want to end up in a f2 with her? Is that the only winning strategy for BB16? And what about us? At this point in the game, do we loathe them all so completely that we want Victoria to make it to the end and win? Is this what we have come to?
Three more weeks till the finale. The real question is what will become of us? Will we make it to the end? This season is in such a sad state that the fans might just start yelling Utopia shout outs over the wall of the BB house! But we will miss it, because we'll all be over in Utopia signing up to join Red's Utopia State Of Freedom! Red FTW!!!
Have a Dorky Day!
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