Oh My Gawd! It's Finale Night!

It's finale night! What's gonna happen? I have no idea!!!

Who will win the final HOH?  Will Derrick and Cody stay true to each other? Or will they betray each other, and take Victoria to the end?  Will Victoria even notice, or will she be too busy trying to fit into her sparkly see-through dress that she finally got back from Big Brother?

Why is Dr. Will talking to the jury? Is he there to smash Frankie's evil plans to influence the jury votes? Will he accidentally, on purpose, tell Frankie he looks pretty good for a 31 year old mogulomaniac?  Will he make a golf date with Zach, and ask Frankie to be their caddy? I hope so!

After all the hokey clips, and scripted jury questions, will there be enough time to reveal all the twisty twists? Will we have some good long reaction shots of mouths agape and eyes agog?

Will the audience be a sea of pink hats and Team Zach shirts?  Will Julie be wearing hand crafted Froot Loop earrings?  Will the "Zach's Best Moments" montage make Frankie cranky? Yes, please!

And then there's Caleb and Amber! Will he be wearing those damn bunny slippers? Will it be the most awkward reunion ever? With limousines, cruise tickets, and pickle bananas?  Will we witness the beginnings of StalkMance: The Sequel?

So many possibilities! I am getting more excited by the minute!

Will Devin bring his daughter?  Will Ariana bring her entourage?  Will Frankie get booed? Will Zach start climbing on the furniture and set the monkeys free???

I am very excitable now!

Will Victoria cry if she is evicted, and make us all cry when she cries with Julie? Or will Victoria make it to final two, and win the game, and then be all like "I played the best game ever!" and make us regret that we secretly wanted her to win in the first place?

Will Hayden propose to Nicole? Will Caleb propose to Amber? Will Frankie propose to Zach?  Will Brittany get all pissed off when nobody proposes to her?

Will the jury demand a re-vote when they discover that Derrick is a police officer? Will we see a special feature of "Donny Thompson: Secret Agent Groundskeeper!"? Will Jocasta speak in tongues when she casts her vote?

Will Hayden moon the audience? Will Pao-Pao miss the finale because nobody remembers who she is, and security won't let her in?  Will Joey smack all the girls upside the head and say "I told you so?"

Okay, now I am seriously nervousing, and filled with high expectations. Will tonight's show be anywhere near as crazy good as I am imagining? Or will my BB dreams be smashed to smithereens?

Will I be tweeting my joy, or composing open letters to CBS?  Will I go to sleep happy, or wake up tomorrow and adopt lots of cats, and write petitions up Julie's wazoo?

Oh my Gawd! It's finale night! What will become of us? I have no idea!!!

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