OK! Let's Play Big Brother! Who Want's To Be The Britney?

Well, another day of boring feeds. I never learn. I figure it's nomination day and maybe we'll have a surprise. Maybe Frankie's noms will bring us a little excitement!  Maybe I'm a fool! Ya think?

The feeds go down for hours, and when they come back, still no noms. Turns out that Jeff & Jordan were in the back yard getting engaged!  Imagine that! And there was a party!  With cake, and champagne, and music!  Who cares?

I love Jordan, she's a hoot!  And Jeff is okay, I guess. But I don't care if they get married. If you love them, if you care about this engagement, good for you. I'm fine with that. I'm not bashing Jeff & Jordan. I just want the nom ceremony to be over, so that I can start complaining about it!

By the time the noms come I have already given up. I don't even care anymore. Frankie noms Cody and Victoria, as promised.  By now I have turned off the feeds. I'm just checking in with twitter for nom updates, and to see if Julie Chen has finally decided what the Gold Button Rewind rules really are. The last report said that Derrick would not be eligible to play in the Rewind HOH competition. Are you sure Julie? Can we finally quote you on that???

I check back with the feeds later in the evening, and it's Victoria that brings me a little joy. She is up in the HOH with Frankie. It's a meandering convo that ends up with both of them chomping on chips, but it was worth watching. Frankie pretends that he was completely oblivious to how evil Christine was, and Victoria pretends to believe him. 

And just when I'm thinking that maybe Victoria is finally understanding this game of Big Brother, she proves me wrong. She tells Frankie that she is so proud to be the last woman standing! She is so happy that she lasted longer than Christine.  And then she says "I'm so glad I crushed her dreams of being Britney in The Brigade!"

9/6 1:50 a.m. cam 1

Oh my goodness Victoria!  You don't want to be Britney in The Brigade. You hope and pray you will never be the Britney, because the Britney gets voted out!!!  Will she ever understand this game?  I don't think so.  Even if she makes it to the final two, even if she wins, I don't think she will ever really get it. And if she makes it that far, I guess it didn't really matter anyway.

Later on, when it's finally bedtime in the BB house, Victoria decides to ask some serious questions about sex. They are all in the fire room with the lights out. She addresses her questions to Cody, but all the guys join in and offer up their words of wisdom. 

Victoria, honey, sweetie, do you really want to learn about sex from these nasty boys? Caleb is a BeastMode Stalker!  Frankie is Vulgar-To-the Max!  Cody would flirt with your sister, mother, and grandmother all at the same time! They are the reason someone will make a Bow-Job montage about you on YouTube!!!  And you want them to answer your sex questions?  

9/6 3:08 a.m. cam 2

Two months ago this girl would not sleep in the same room with a man. Last night she was getting ready to sleep in a bedroom with four guys, and decided to ask them all about sex. She may have come a long way since walking into the BB house, but I'm a little worried about where she might end up.  I'm gonna throw some birdseed over the BB wall. Only the crows can save her now.

                                         Have a Dorky Day!