Nervousing Big Time!

I have no idea where to begin.

Well, I guess the most important event to occur in the BB house in the past 36 hours is that Shelli put in some new extensions. Audrey helped her. They are tape in extensions that Shelli bought on YouTube. (??!?!?) Her scalp is all icky and she has little spots of rash from the tape from the old extensions. I guess they just taped right over the icky parts and, Voila! beautiful hair!

Okay.Now that we've covered the important stuff,  let's see, what else have these crazy people been up to? Whatever it is, those damn tape-on extensions did not survive the night!

Vanessa is still going a-mile-a-minute-speed-freak-outta-control. Her new goal is to get Audrey back doored this week. After hearing just a few hundred repetitions of her reasons why, Shelli is on board for this brilliant game move.

Vanessa wants to win the Veto and be all badass at the ceremony and let Audrey know she is the real target now! And Vanessa does win it! After her win, she sets out to make all kinds of deals with Jason,Jackie, and Meg and I forget who else. Somehow, in her speed demon mind, she is convinced that if she uses the veto to remove Jason from the block she is pretty much entitled to safety right up to jury. Oh, and by the way she'll guarantee them safety too! That's nice.

Jason tells her he can't make deals for anyone else. Jackie tells her thanks, but no thanks. She doesn't wanna get involved. Vanessa is completely surprised by this response. Isn't her Veto magic? Can't they understand this?.

Meanwhile, Audrey is busy smelling some rats. She starts moseying around the house causing trouble. She is so damn good at it! And they all know what she is doing! But still..maybe what she is saying is true. She strolls away looking for her next victim.

I won't even go into what she is saying, or what reasons Vanessa and Shelli have for the back door plan. It's just more of the same that's been going on for weeks. Let's just say the stars have aligned, dreams and visions are all mixed up with empirical evidence, and everybody hurts in their hearts.

There is a fight in the HOH between Audrey and the Sleeper Cell Alliance, or whatever they are calling themselves these days. Everyone downstairs can hear the yelling and screaming up in the HOH. They are loving it!

It's obvious these people are done with Audrey, But Audrey's not done with them. Sulking and crying and plotting away she tries to talk to Shelli, then to Shelli and Vanessa, then to Shelli. Endlessly to Shelli. She won't stop. She won't leave the HOH. She won't go quietly into this good night.

Finally Shelli just leaves the HOH herself. Audry is regaining her composure. And counting on her fingers. And mumbling, and crying, and counting on her fingers again. She finally goes down stairs and pulls on her bean spilling pants. She is gonna spill beans all over the place.

James and Jackie get first call on spilled beans. Stealth whispering ensues. Audrey is spilling mostly truthful beans. But by now, no one will believe her.

Soon enough a house meeting is called. A very special meeting without Audrey. I can see why they want to exclude her. It's kinda sad, and pretty rude, but I get it. I would never give anyone with skills like Audrey a chance to drive me cuckoo more than once.

The meeting would have been more of a BB house meeting with Audrey for sure. This was like a friendly little tapas party. They all compared Audrey notes and then formed a F12 alliance and agreed to vote her out. Kiss-kiss, that was special, we should do this more often!

Meanwhile, Audrey is in the DR. For hours and hours.  This puts a damper on the newly unified house guest celebration. What could she be doing in there? Is she going to leave? They want her to leave, but not by quitting. Shelli and Vanessa are just really worried about her now.

Audrey finally comes out of the DR and somehow, in the midst of her post DR anxiety attack, ends up in bed with Vanessa., the POV winner. How convenient! Audrey is freaking out! Hallucinations! Anxiety! Disgrace! Stealth whispering and night vision combine, and you can only catch few words here and there.Audrey will see the doctor tomorrow and get new meds.

Morning finally comes. Audrey won't wake up, won't change her batteries, won't go to the DR.

Fishes come and fishes go, and we learn that Audrey is in the DR. Once again, for hours. I think we just passed three hours.

Rumors are flying, inside and outside the house.Is Audrey walking off the show? Is she having some kind of medical emergency? Is this all part of her evil plan to get them to feel sorry for her?

The POV is waaaaaaaaay late. Every time anyone on he feeds mentions Audrey we get fish. The camera dude has recently zoomed in on the Emergency Exit button in the storage room. The one that Audrey told Vanessa she wanted to push last night when she came out of the DR.

What the fook is going on? We sit and wait. We have no idea. We make up all kinds of ridiculous scenarios. We stare at those damn fishes looking for clues. We are nervousing big time!

                                               
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