That's One Hairy Ass Tattoo, Dude

Our BB16 cast of newbies has plenty of tattoos. Beautifully decorated skin that I fear we will never get a good look at. But then we get a surprise! Last night we were treated to the very public viewing of Hayden's astronaut tattoo. On his butt. His hairy butt. An astronaut on his moon.

Usually I am up close to the screen trying to see hg's tattoos. I twist my head all around, and close one eye to make out the details. Once I tried binoculars! Sneak attack!  But with Hayden, I didn't really want a good look. His butt was way too hairy for close inspection.

There are times when the camera guy helps me out. On a boring feed day the camera guy will zoom in on all kinds of things. Sometimes it's tattoos. But I can never get the really good look I crave. Tattoo screenshots can help, but they rarely show the whole tattoo. Like BB Canada's famous tractor tattoo. I never saw the whole glorious spectacle of that tractor tattoo. Bits and pieces only. Sigh.....

Somebody needs to start a BB tattoo blog! A blog devoted to hg's tattoos. I wanna see them! I want to understand them. Like that damn tractor tattoo. Is it his favorite tractor? A family tractor? Are tractor tattoos common amongst the dairy farmers of the land?

Hayden's astronaut tattoo makes perfect sense to me.  No mystery how, or why, that happened. But occasionally a hg will have a tatt that has no rhyme or reason. I want to know all about it, to see it up close.

Yesterday Christine was explaining her tattoos to Joey, and as far as I could tell from the convo, her tattoos are amazing! Awe inspiring! One of a kind!  Could I see them? Nope.

But, hours later, there is a giant hairy ass tattoo all over the internet. Christine's arms are works of art, and we get mooned .

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